The Wizard of the Deserted Island

"Huh!?"

Evelyn snapped out of her trance at the mention of meat a beat late, as if waking from a hypnotic spell.

"You’re trying to lure people in with meat!?"

She gave us a wary look, but it was already too late.

'She took the bait.'

She was so honest about what she wanted.

Wait, she said she wasn’t a kid.

"It’s probably all slimy and spoiled, with a musty smell!"

She seemed to have decided it was sour grapes.

"You’re drooling."...