Chapter 19
While I was grumbling with envy about Choi Si-woo having a Holy Sword that I, as a woman, couldn't possess, the class president tilted his head.
"What?"
"Nothing. I think I'll check this place out."
"Oh. R-really?"
I have a personal interest, and since that damn Choi Si-woo somehow hasn't touched this place yet, I'm planning to force my way in even if I have to.
In the original work, Reina, Han Soo-ji, Park Ji-soo, Lee Yoo-jeong, and Choi Si-woo join, but since Park Ji-soo only joins after being persuaded by Choi Si-woo, I plan to take that spot this time.
Then naturally, with Reina and Han Soo-ji joining, plus Choi Si-woo and me, that makes exactly 5 members.
"But where are those three bastards?"
"Ah, those three said they were going somewhere for a bit?"
"?"
A threesome? Fucking Si-woo. So it was a threesome after all. Ah, this feels like I'm being NTR'd somehow.
Did those girls who were just opening their eyes to the new world of yuri recently end up submitting to Choi Si-woo's Holy Sword?
This is why there are limits between women, I guess.
Well, does it matter? They're the original heroines anyway, right?
I'm just a failed heroine so it doesn't matter. Besides, I have no intention of developing a fetish for getting fucked by men.
"Might as well register their names too."
"I-is that okay?"
"They listen to everything I say perfectly."
Choi Si-woo may always be running around aimlessly, but he's the type to listen well to what I say. Though it's mostly just complaints.
Reina has an unnecessarily tsundere personality, but she'll still listen to me.
Han Soo-ji. Well, if Choi Si-woo has conquered both women, just convincing him will make those two follow as a set.
"This works out perfectly."
"Huh?"
"Anyway, thanks class prez. See you later."
While I'm thinking about it, I should head to the club. With those three gone, now's the time to build rapport with that Lee Yoo-jeong.
The Internet Broadcasting Club room is at the far end of the second floor.
As soon as I entered, I was greeted by a very cozy and comfortable space that made it hard to tell if this was a gaming room or actually a club room.
And in the middle, covered with what looked like a rag of a blanket, was a blue-haired woman playing console games.
It's Lee Yoo-jeong.
She's the heroine who competes for first and second place in badonkas across all Divine Sword Unparalleled works, both previous and sequel.
That's according to the illustrations drawn by the writer himself.
She's always got sleepy eyes and is a Pepero addict who always carries Pepero around.
With a model-like height and figure, she's so carefree that she's just wearing dolphin pants and a white t-shirt in the club room.
Hnnng. Big sis.
No, is it now "Hnnng onee-san"?
Instead of getting hard down there, my chest swells with emotion.
"Hm? Who are you?"
"I'm Yoo Eun-ha from Class 1-A, a new student."
"I'm Lee Yoo-jeong, second year. Don't tell me you came to join this club?"
"Yes."
Of course I did. How satisfying to be able to enjoy those massive badonkas all by myself right now.
I wonder if I can enjoy them before Choi Si-woo conquers her.
"Hmm. What a strange kid. This club is already dead though."
"But you're here, senior."
"I'm just here sucking up the budget. Well, there's still time until the club's officially shut down, so wanna slack off here? We've got snacks, ramen, and ice cream too."
Unlike many second and third years who either act like stuck-up seniors or look down on new student Hunters for lacking resolve, this person wasn't like that.
"Sure, why not?"
"But hey, you."
Lee Yoo-jeong looked me up and down.
"Yes?"
"Wow, you really did something bold to your body. What's that below your stomach? A heart? No, that's not it."
Ah, this person has and abilities.
Electronic warfare might seem useless against monsters, but later she makes huge contributions in destroying the information networks of villain organizations like the Black God Church and helping eliminate villains who were defeated but revived in the previous work.
She's truly an indispensable heroine who uses her X-ray vision to identify villain marks and locate villains and monsters that have infiltrated buildings.
That heroine just casually checked out my body.
"Oh, pervert. Do you have X-ray vision or something?"
"Says the one with that thing attached. Could it be a villain mark?"
"What if I really am a villain?"
I'm not opposed to becoming a villain if it means surviving.
"Well. It might be interesting if the younger sister of the 1st Divine Sword User Yoo Jin-seok turned out to be a villain. Though that thing seems more suited for succubi, doesn't it?"
"I'll have you know I'm a pure virgin."
"Mmm. Too tired to think about it. Let's just lie down."
As she says this and lies down, I stare intently at her chest.
This is why women are great. You can naturally look at their breasts without worrying about where to look.
I still have a man's mind after all. Of course my eyes are drawn to women's breasts.
Those are H-cups, weren't they? They're huge anyway.
"Ah. Right, you're a lesbian."
Lee Yoo-jeong subtly covered her chest. Those half-closed eyes seem to be painting me as a pervert, which stings.
Fuck, I should've destroyed that anonymous bulletin board completely.
"While I won't deny it, being so blatantly treated as that kind of pervert is a bit..."
"You were openly making out with Reina, supposedly the prettiest girl in our year, in the student cafeteria though."
That was Reina who jumped me.
Though it'd be a lie to say I didn't enjoy it.
"But hey. If we get 5 members, will we do club activities?"
"We'll have to, even if forced? If we have members but no results, forget club dissolution, our points get docked. That's not good for joining guilds either."
Club activity results from the Academy count as experience when joining guilds.
Though ideally, getting scouted during midterms, finals, or tournaments would be best.
I didn't expect her to be thinking about joining a guild.
Unlike her appearance, she's a diamond spoon.
She's the daughter of the Cheonsan Group chairman who deals with Magic Gear. In the original work, the protagonist Choi Si-woo resolves funding issues through the Cheonsan Group.
Things like items and holy relics.
"Are you thinking of joining a guild?"
"No, just saying. Never mind me, but the others will want to do club activities."
Reina and Han Soo-ji would certainly be interested.
Excluding the Black God Church incident, the Internet Broadcasting Club is perfect for guilds to keep an eye on, along with swordsmanship, spearmanship, and magic clubs, since it's a club that explores dungeons.
"When was the last club activity?"
"Last year, I think? Probably."
"Hmm. If we get 5 members, would you participate in club activities too?"
Then I might be able to rope in Lee Yoo-jeong somehow.
Since that idiot Si-woo can't even fuck properly, I'll have to help him out. What else can I do?
He definitely hasn't regressed. Otherwise, it makes no sense that he hasn't approached such an important character at all.
"I'll do it to avoid complaints. What's with that creepy smile?"
"Because we'll have 5 members soon."
"Huh?"
And shortly after. They arrived.
This work's protagonist and Divine Sword User Choi Si-woo.
This work's First Heroine, the Fake Elf Reina.
This work's Second Heroine, the Flame Spear Bitch Han Soo-ji.
And add to that...
This work's Disqualified Heroine Yoo Eun-ha, making 4 members joining.
"No, I told you not to come, so why did you come to the Academy?"
"Hey. I can protect myself you know? Who are you to tell me where to go?"
If I'm going to be targeted by the Black God Church anyway, it doesn't matter if I'm at the Academy or wherever.
The issue is how events will unfold.
The Black God Church's raid is inevitable. The question is how long Choi Si-woo can hold out.
"That's not it, you could be targeted by the Black God Church!"
"Let them come if they dare. I'll catch them all. Besides, I'm stronger than you two, maybe not Si-woo, so what are you talking about?"
"We want to protect you too!"
How the hell did it end up like this?
Somehow I've become like their mascot that needs protecting.
Me, who would be the S in S&M and the top in top/bottom relationships. To think I'd end up in a position of needing protection.
Why do I need protection in the first place? Because I'm a failed heroine?
"Chatter chatter."
Choi Si-woo, who's become Yoo Jin-seok 2.0, is daring to fuck with me by nagging endlessly like he's my mother or something.
Here I am delivering heroines who'll spread their legs for him on a silver platter, and he repays kindness with hostility.
"Hey, Si-woo. First off, you're being noisy so could you shut up? You've got a pretty face but are you someone's mom?"
"Sorry, senior."
Huh, this is weird too.
Originally Lee Yoo-jeong was favorable towards Si-woo from the start.
She spent 90% of her time slacking off in the club room, but fell for him after seeing the video of Si-woo proudly defeating Kim Seung-joon.
To be precise, unlike Lee Yoo-jeong who just wasted time doing nothing all day, Si-woo's image of striving to grow without getting arrogant despite having the Divine Sword was like light itself.
She felt attracted to that image, and started talking with Si-woo when he came looking to join the club.
Maybe she liked him from back then.
Though they only started openly showing it while fighting the Black God Church.
"Divine Sword User Choi Si-woo right? I saw you taking down that Mutant before. You were cool. Welcome to the Internet Broadcasting Club."
"Ah...haha. It's nothing, senior."
That's how it should have gone... Wait? This bastard never caught Kim Seung-joon did he?
I was the one who caught him.
Fuck. I forgot that was how Si-woo earned Lee Yoo-jeong's favor.
Why did I only remember this now? Anyway, this guy didn't catch Kim Seung-joon that day so his flag with Lee Yoo-jeong is completely shattered.
He's even being treated like some neighborhood gossip auntie.
Then how does Lee Yoo-jeong feel about me?
We need to get close. We need the Cheonsan Group's help after all.
"Hmm. I hate how crowded this is. And a Divine Sword User no less. Are you close with him?"
"No? He's just here to make up numbers."
"Thank goodness. Can't have a shady guy like that. Not that I'm worried since I'm les, but still, it's like a bolt and nut situation you know?"
Fuck.
Si-woo scratched his head with an awkward smile.
That, that. That idiot. What the hell is he thinking?
I really don't get it. The current Si-woo is poor. Like dirt poor. Without the Cheonsan Group's help, he won't be able to buy items and everything going forward will hit major roadblocks.
Stupid Si-woo.
"*Sigh* To be honest, I wanted to be alone in this club with this cutie until it falls apart."
What is this, the end of the world? Huh?
"Hey, didn't you just tell me not to look at your chest because you're les? Do you like me?"
"Honestly, even if it's someone you like, who wouldn't call them a pervert when they stare at your chest that lustfully?"
Where did things go wrong?
"Wait, I was supposed to join the Spearmanship Club?"
"I was going to join the Archery Club."
"Don't worry. At our Academy you can join two clubs as long as the times don't conflict."
So Reina and Han Soo-ji both joined clubs that suit them huh.
"More importantly, since this is an Internet Broadcasting Club. Do you have like a status analyzer?"
"I do have a unique ability to see that kind of thing. Then I judge if you're suitable for dungeons and pick appropriate level dungeons. Though looking at this combination, I probably don't need to calculate."
Her Electronic Warfare can uniquely see others' status windows too. Because of that, some readers said she might be able to use Electronic Warfare on human brains when her ability awakens.
Of course, it's just name, age, unique abilities, and skills, and sometimes she can't analyze certain targets.
I never expected Divine Sword Si-woo would bring this up first.
Lee Yoo-jeong watched each of us intently and copied the status windows she saw onto paper.
Divine Sword Si-woo, Spirit Arrow Reina, Flame Spear Han Soo-ji. All their status windows were peeled like onions by Lee Yoo-jeong.
They're all exactly as I remember.
Should I show mine?
Si-woo probably wants to know my abilities too.
In my past life I died early, and even though I joined the club before dying, Yoo Eun-ha never joined the club.
Well, my ability is on a different level from normal anyway.
Honestly I want to know too. Since I can't see my status window. I just know what abilities I have from memory. Without a status window I can't know exactly.
Whatever, they're the protagonist and heroines so it can't hurt.
"Huh? But Eun-ha. What are you?"
"What?"
She tilted her head and showed me the status window she drew.
Name - Yoo Eun-ha=4/_#! ）4#41
Age ?? years old
Gender Female
Unique Ability(Unable to analyze）
Skills(Unable to analyze）
[???］
"Who are you?"
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