A familiar ceiling.
I woke up in my room's bed.
To be precise, this is both my room and not my room. That is, it's Writer Yoo Eunha's room for living as a hikikomori in my imagination world.
Someone's sitting in a chair with their legs crossed seductively while giving me a cold stare. Did I do something wrong?
"What's so great about that woman that you... No, even though you have a woman's body, do you like women that much?"
Just because I have a woman's body doesn't mean I have to get hard for penis. I'm telling you, I'll get hard for pussy even if I'm reborn a hundred times.
"Then you should have made this body male. Isn't it natural for someone with a man's mind to want to do it with women?"
"Then would a woman who became a man do it with men?"
"In theory that makes sense from their perspective, even if it makes me want to gouge my eyes out."
At least the theory checks out. Respect preferences. I have no intention of judging if some woman gets TS'd and pursues BL hard.
If anything, the issue would be whether their BL target reciprocates.
"No, that's not it. You liked women even back when you were wreaking havoc as an Evil Dragon. Azhi Dahaka. Gender never mattered to you in the first place."
Well of course it doesn't matter when I've gone from woman to man to woman again.
"You just want to see me do it with men too?"
Though I'm disgusted by male corruption.
"No, I mean how could you spend 100 years in that library just to get one woman when you've done it with women so much it's sickening? That's what I can't understand."
Yeah. That makes sense. But.
"Isn't mother-daughter threesome something everyone dreams of?"
"Sigh, even if everyone dreams of it, this is a bit serious. No, wait, does everyone really dream of mother-daughter threesomes?"
Sure, if it was some ugly middle-aged auntie I wouldn't even consider it, but Rachel looks like she's in her 20s. A mother with a 20-something appearance and her daughter. How could you not eat that up?
Especially since except for the breasts, it's like getting a copy of the same blood-related pussy.
Can't resist that. Fuck no.
"That could be true. Why torture someone over something like that?"
"No, you're not even human. Still, 100 years? Thanks to you it's become a headache."
I'm the one spending 100 years though? Don't tell me you think everything I see and feel here is just a dream.
"No, I just need to endure 100 years."
"Azhi Dahaka. Don't forget that I'm me too. Simply put, it seems like it'll be an incredibly boring time humanly speaking. And I have restrictions on interfering directly."
Even if you interfere, I wasn't planning to accept it. It'll be hard to raise Rachel's affection if we just skip through 100 years in an instant.
"What do you want me to do?"
"Well, maybe not the direct approach. Fine. If you do one errand for me, I'll shorten it a bit. Here."
Writer Yoo Eunha muttered to herself before throwing me a book.
[Hero and Demon King]
Hero and Demon King? What's this book?
"Complete the contents of this book. As a reward, there will be magic that makes time fly by. It shouldn't be a problem for capturing Rachel's heart either."
Like a true writer, making others do your work when you're bored instead of doing it yourself.
I sighed and opened the book.
* * *
After spending 100 years in the library, I finally returned to the original world.
After finishing the errand, what she gave as a reward was a very strange magic that made 10 years feel like one day.
No, whatever trick she pulled, even though 10 years passed, it only felt like 24 hours to me.
But that magic must have only applied to me, since Rachel seems to have actually spent those 100 years with me.
Well of course. Otherwise she wouldn't be holding my hand and gazing at me affectionately by my side right now.
Plus a crystallization of my and Rachel's love was created without me even knowing.
After those 10 days passed, I finally brought Rachel to the penthouse in Songdo.
"Let me introduce you. This is Rachel Silverluke, Reina's mother."
While everyone was sprawled out in the break room, I proudly introduced Rachel who had become my woman.
"......"
Everyone was dumbfounded. Among them, Reina had a truly indescribable expression.
Bewilderment, confusion, joy, longing. It's even funny watching her expression change so vividly moment by moment.
"Wait, this doesn't make sense. You just went somewhere briefly and in less than 5 minutes suddenly..."
Seems like less than 5 minutes passed outside.
Considering the time it took to connect the gate and enter the library again, almost no time had passed.
I worked my ass off in this world to do that errand but... 5 minutes outside.
No, this is good for me too. If 100 years had actually passed, the mutant Reina and lust Siwoo might still be alive but Earth would be destroyed.
"Mother!"
"Daughter..."
Rachel and Reina embraced each other. A truly tearful and touching family reunion.
Especially since Reina's case was being swept here through a suddenly opened gate when she was young. Though she received massive support from the government to get where she is now, she must have felt the loneliness of not having family.
Now she can live happily with her mother.
And I get a mother-daughter threesome.
"Hey, what's that thing?"
"Kyuruk!"
Lee Yoo-jeong looked at the small dragon floating beside me.
A dragon with white, shining scales.
A dragon that follows me well. And also Rachel's child.
Yeah. What more needs to be said? This is the crystallization of my and Rachel's love.
"This is, um, well. My and Rachel's magic power..."
"The crystallization created by our love."
Rachel said that while covering her blushing face with both hands.
Fuck. Reina's already glaring at me.
I was planning to convince her it was magic power at first, but now I might get my hair pulled.
While living together in the library with Rachel, we created something new using our magic power.
It wasn't something I particularly wanted to make, it just happened naturally. Since it contains both my and Rachel's magic power mixed together, I couldn't throw it away either.
If I abandoned it, it would be like being a terrible mother who gives birth then runs away, so I brought it along for now.
"Her name is Rei. Well, she wasn't born like a normal child but created through magic power and the power of love?"
"Just looking at it you can tell it's Eunha's child. Eunha has that dragon's power after all."
Yoo-jeong held my child(?) in her arms.
She's about the size of a slightly large guinea pig right now.
Not sure how big she'll grow, but I'm curious if that dragon will have combat abilities.
"Kyururuk!"
Watching her yawn contentedly and fall asleep in Yoo-jeong's arms, she's just like a pet.
Rachel gazed at the dragon with a mother's loving eyes while Reina, perhaps jealous of what was essentially her sibling, glared at Rei before turning her arrows on me.
"This is too much. You had to go after my mother!?"
"Don't be like that. There are reasons."
Rachel stopped Reina who was charging at me.
I had no choice but to explain everything to Reina before her affection dropped.
That I actually spent 100 years in the library.
At my explanation, not just Reina but Lee Yoo-jeong holding Rei gaped.
"For me? And the library was 100 years?"
"Well, I would have spent 100 years together with Han Soo-ji or Senior Yoo-jeong too if something like this happened."
Did some proper image management too.
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"Then you would have told me not to do it, and Rachel would have stayed trapped there."
Records absolutely cannot leave.
Unless someone burns and erases the book containing the records, there was no way for records to escape that library.
"You said records can't leave. How did you do it?"
"Mutant."
"You turned Mother into a mutant!?"
"Well, Eunha suddenly put a core in my chest when we reunited."
Had no choice if I wanted to save her. To revive someone from a record state into a living being, I had to insert a core.
It's different from having a physical body exactly.
As a result, the bizarre scene of her cleaning up her own corpse played out.
-It's funny cleaning up my own bones.
-But being alive is what matters.
-Still, these bones are also me, so crushing them like this...
-What are you saying. To me there's only one Rachel.
I seduced her with kisses back then too.
The issue is that she gained a strange ability in the process of becoming a mutant.
The ability to turn her body into paper. Yeah. It's like an ability from some Japanese ninja manga female character, but more precisely she can transform into the paper pages containing the library's records. And she gained teleportation ability to move between books.
In other words, she can enter a book in the penthouse and appear from Writer Yoo Eunha's book in my house.
Quite a useful ability.
I'll hold off on the mother-daughter threesome for now. Got things to do.
Above all, my head is throbbing right now.
Come to think of it, Han Soo-ji isn't here.
I pressed my temples while asking Lee Yoo-jeong.
"Han Soo-ji hasn't come out yet?"
"Nope."
No way, that blockhead Park Jun-hyeok cleared the event but Han Soo-ji can't? If anything Han Soo-ji is stronger.
The event details aren't coming out properly. Probably nothing I can do to help directly.
"For now Rachel and Reina should spend some mother-daughter time. I'm tired so I'm going to sleep."
Unexpectedly fatigued. Just doing snail play with Rachel every day in the library didn't make me tired. An Evil Dragon has no physical limits from something like that in the first place.
The problem is using too much of that damn Akashic Record.
Even for me, continuously extracting information from the Akashic Record gives me a headache. Just getting the information to connect Elaine Maman's world and Rachel's world to this current world gave me a migraine.
And abusing it to finish the errand quickly made all the headaches hit at once when I returned.
You have no idea how hard I wrote to complete that story.
"You're tired? That's unusual."
"100 years worth of fatigue hitting all at once."
It's not Academy day yet anyway. Should be fine to rest a bit.
I left the heroines in the break room and threw myself onto the queen size bed in the penthouse.
* * *
Who knows how long I've been sleeping. The headache is gnawing at my brain.
While in that ambiguous boundary between definitely sleeping and not sleeping as the headache surged, I frowned at the voice echoing in my head.
[How strange. To think even you would enter my fragment.]
This is the God of War's voice. No way?
"What exactly is going on?"
[Originally I sent the red-haired girl to my fragment to give her power and experience, but it seems you who once accepted me were also drawn in.]
Don't tell me I have to do this annoying thing too.
"Then I also have to..."
[Yes. You too must escape this fragment together. Try to achieve what I could not. This is not something I can control.]
"W-wait! Aaargh!"
Before I could say anything that damn God of War dropped me into the fragment.
When I came to my senses, I was in what looked like a military camp straight out of a historical drama.
"? Where is this. Han Soo-ji?"
Han Soo-ji was beside me with a stupid expression.
The outfit we're wearing is really slutty armor with lots of exposure. Like the kind of armor female characters wear in Three Kingdoms games.
And I'm the same. God of War, you really have unique tastes.
"Eunha? Why are you here? This is the space the God of War prepared for me."
"Looks like I got dragged in too. Probably because I had a connection with him once."
While having that conversation with Han Soo-ji, suddenly an armored man entered the camp from outside.
Who's this bastard?
The guy looked at us with a dumbfounded expression before speaking.
"Cheok Sisters. What are you doing? Hurry up and go."
Go where?
"Didn't you say you would capture the castle?"
The castle?
"You said you two would capture it alone, so have a good trip."
What crazy bullshit is this.
* * *