The day after giving Writer Yoo Eun-ha my firm promise not to corrupt Rosaria, I was trembling at the Academy.
"Aaaaargh."
My tail. My tail. That tail I usually pull out coolly when entering Phase 2 is now so sore I can't even take it out.
Going to the Academy like this. This is the worst. No, it feels like my waist is about to break. I played with my waist too much.
"Are you okay?"
"Are you alright?"
The bitch and les who half-ruined my tail yesterday are pretending to comfort me out of concern.
"I'm not cross-dressing for a while. Got it? No, cross-dressing is fine. But I'm not making a penis with my tail. Understood?"
After my clear warning, Reina and Han Soo-ji pouted their lips.
I'll punish them with scissoring later.
And while suffering from the vicious pain in my tail during morning hours, Rebecca was suddenly at the podium.
"Today is theory class. I'll teach you tricks for catching Monsters with Shields. To break through them, you first need to understand Shield magic. Shield magic is about taking the Magic Power inside and deploying it outward to wrap around yourself. Beginners usually make it shield-shaped but those who've mastered Magic Power control can wrap it around their body."
Finally a useful theory class.
Of course, it's not that relevant for world's strongest Yong-yong and the Heroines here.
"Ah, so will we learn Shields this time too?"
"It's exclusively for ranged Mages. Magic Swordsmen can use it too, but the tradeoff is lower DPS. That's why there are no Magic Swordsman Hunters. Only crazy bastards do that. Some Guild Master became a Magic Swordsman but if you copy him you might die instantly in a dungeon, so be careful."
Magic Swordsman. Literally someone who uses both Magic and swords.
"So according to Professor, we either run away from Monsters until we run out of Magic Power, or strike them down with stronger Magic Power than theirs?"
Some nameless Class A student raised their hand and asked.
"That's one way but it's a brute force method. Though surprisingly easy. Shield-equipped Monster types are mainly high-level Cyclops or Ogres, and low-level Cyclops don't have Shields so keep that in mind. As for how to tackle high-level Cyclops' Shields, those high-level Cyclops deploy their Shields by releasing Magic Power through their eyes."
In other words, the Cyclops we met with Bbeum-mi was just trash.
"Since Shields require good Magic Power control, if the Cyclops controls with its eye, we should disrupt the eye?"
"Exactly. Even if attacks can't reach due to the Shield, if you hit the eye multiple times with light throwing weapons, the Cyclops' Shield will come off."
Rebecca wrote the Cyclops strategy on the blackboard while saying that. She added that it disrupts both Magic Power control and attacks by interfering with the eye.
"What about Ogres?"
"High-level Ogres have thick lower bodies. But Ogres themselves aren't great at Magic Power control and don't have much Magic Power either. So their lower body Shields are very thin. Hit them with a sword containing a bit of Magic Power and they'll shatter like brittle candy."
Just listening makes it sound like proper strategy but. You can just overpower everything with force. Of course only Baby Yong-yong and Heroines can do that.
Rather than that, it would be more fun if that lewd female body taught class with a sexy concept instead of hiding it in formal wear.
"Then what about other Monsters."
"Well there are Golems in mechanical dungeons."
"How do you catch Golems?"
Only questions from nameless students and Rebecca's lecture continued.
Choi Si-woo is just smiling happily for some reason. I'll have to punish her with scissoring later.
"Golems are both easy and hard. Golem Shields are controlled by dungeon Cores. If you're stronger than those Golems you'd just overpower them but. If you insist on breaking through properly, the answer is to dodge around and disable the Core first. Golems move slowly anyway and often return to position after chasing a bit. With luck, some rooms with Golems have Cores too. So this weekend we're going to a mechanical dungeon."
Was the dungeon we went to before pretty lucky then? I hadn't heard these detailed settings before. But why the weekend?
I raised my hand.
"Why specifically the weekend?"
"Hanseong Academy was closed for a while."
"Huh."
So they're trying to make up for it on weekends.
"Even then you're Class A so you have it easier. Class B and below are all going dungeon exploring. Their entire curriculum changed to practical training."
They probably changed the curriculum so aggressively to wash away our infamy as a Villain Academy. They want to discover talent and clear our name by dispatching them to guilds, proving Hanseong is doing well and has no Villains.
Well if Choi Si-woo moves it would rightfully become a Villain Academy.
"Plus today Rosaria is here. Wouldn't Rosaria need chances to explore Korean dungeons too?"
"Well, that's true."
Right. Today Rosaria actually attended the Academy.
Rosaria, who met my eyes from that window corner, frowned and turned away sharply.
Rosaria appearing means one more Pussy to scissor.
The problem is I can't properly scissor until I pick a day since my tail is ruined from reckless cross-dressing.
"Come to think of it, should I mark Rosaria too?"
Allen or whatever is the issue. Originally Rosaria is Choi Si-woo's Heroine but Choi Si-woo is currently deeply fallen for me as Lust.
So I need to claim Rosaria's English Pussy by scissoring her before Allen fucks her.
The Saint's English pussy is so tempting.
Baby Yong-yong's Clitoris is throbbing and Uterus trembling again.
Every time that happens the part above my buttocks where my tail was hurts so much.
How could the world's greatest weapon be half-dead from sex with women, could anything be worse than this.
Even if it's hard I think I need to push myself for getting Rosaria.
"I'll end the theory lesson here. From what I hear you've already been to dungeons several times? Especially smashing the Glass Dungeon boss instantly."
Ah, that was weak as fuck. Even if Leaky Mary had pulled out all her Dolls back then it would've been easy.
The remaining ones are the problem.
"Yes."
"You guys can probably jump straight to A-Class. The Divine Sword user would've gotten direct training from the Association anyway. Yoo Eun-ha and that group, excluding the overseas students, follow me."
Huh? Why are we being left out?
"What about us?"
"Logically if you guys come it'll break the balance. The other classes filled up all the practice dungeons. Even Seoul Academy students supported by the Blue House put in applications for the remaining dungeons."
Seoul Academy. In the original work it becomes the President's Hunter facility later.
Even Japan only has two Academies. The reason Korea has three is because Seoul Academy is for the President's use.
In other words, it was secretly made into the President's direct Hunter facility to prevent being pushed around by the Hunter Association all the time. Seoul Academy students unknowingly become Ha Jeong-seok's dogs.
"What should we do?"
"Self-study."
"Don't tell me Rosaria is going to the dungeon too?"
No way. Even with a sore waist I really want to scissor with Rosaria.
Rosaria's shoulders flinched up front.
"Yes. Rosaria too."
"This can't be."
I dropped my head.
I could feel Reina's intense glare from behind.
I think I saw Ray outside the window but I want to believe that was my imagination.
"What's with that look like you lost your country. Logically Rosaria has too little practical experience right now. So self-study is impossible."
"*sob sob sob*"
Can't be helped I guess.
This calls for sneaking into the dungeon in cross-dress. Though it's tough, isn't it a good method for obtaining a truly corrupted Saint.
"Ah, and I forgot to mention this."
Rebecca turned her head slightly while leading the extra Class A students out.
"Do you have something else to say?"
"You must know about the famous White Flower (Baekhwa) these days."
I raised my head at the word White Flower (Baekhwa) coming from Rebecca's mouth.
Rebecca mentioning White Flower (Baekhwa) means the Association has done something. Something about White Flower (Baekhwa).
At this point after two failed raids, if the Association took some measure regarding White Flower (Baekhwa), this means
"The Mutant who leads survivors in Korea's Quarantine Zone. Right?"
Kotone knows too.
Why would Japan's power holder care about Korea's White Flower (Baekhwa)?
At least she's a woman who only thinks about Japan. Unless it's about taking Academy talent, she shouldn't care about a Mutant in a Quarantine Zone.
Then this seems deeply related to Kotone too.
Is Ha Jeong-seok getting help from Kotone?
"Kotone knows well. Yes, that girl."
"What about her?"
"Actually she was officially registered as a Villain by the Association but. The bounty is 5 billion. Well you'll find out anyway from news or internet. It's trending in real-time searches. It should be on the Academy Anonymous Bulletin Board too."
A 5 billion bounty on my head? Why so much?
Low-level Villains are worth at most a few million won.
I haven't even done anything bad to the raid teams. I just roughed them up a bit before kicking them out.
The setting is that I haven't even met Seo Ji-yeon, and if there was a clash it would be with Choi Si-woo's side, so it's weird that I'm getting wanted.
"This is troublesome. Perfect chance for pocket money."
Gotta pretend I'm not involved.
"Yoo Eun-ha. Cut it out. That Yoo Jin-seok bastard said to stop you if you try crossing the barrier."
"Why doesn't he come himself?"
Acting like a sister-complex but what's he playing at?
"That Firebat bitch. No, that Bat woman is getting comforted by Yoo Jin-seok after having her first kiss stolen by White Flower (Baekhwa). Anyway I'm heading out. You guys use Academy facilities or leave when it's time."
Rebecca left with the regular students.
And Ping Tao who was glaring intensely at that retreating figure mutters.
"Hmph! Isn't she too irresponsible as a professor? If there's nothing to teach she should create something!"
Well she makes good points, but I'd focus on regular students too in her shoes. Looking at our past group battle and broadcast achievements plus the Glass Dungeon, our skills are obvious. Adding us would just ruin the mood and making new curriculum would just be a pain in the professors' pussies. No, since Rebecca is female would it be a pain in her vagina.
Ah, I want to scissor. I wonder how an Illusion Mage's pussy tastes.
Originally if Ping Tao and Rosemary were normal level they might've made new curriculum considering diplomatic issues.
Rebecca must know Kotone, Rosemary, and Ping Tao's abilities from the Glass Dungeon story.
Then there's no reason to lump all the broken characters into dungeon runs.
Though they wouldn't have come to this Academy if they were normal.
"Oh? Wait."
Then we can play around until self-study ends right?
Baby Yong-yong wanted to hug Choi Si-woo right now.
"Hey Choi Si-woo come here."
At my call Choi Si-woo came over timidly.
I naturally sat her on my lap.
"Why are you being shy♥"
Yet she moans pleasurably when I touch her chest and lower abdomen, seems her sensitivity definitely improved after becoming Lust.
She's completely fallen as a female too. Look at that. Hearts popping in her voice. Her uterus is probably throbbing right now.
A male's yuri female corruption. This is truly precious.
Baby Yong-yong's lower parts go erect! Tail goes erect!
For a moment I got horny and my tail was about to come out but
"Ack! Tail hurts!"
Though it didn't come out, since the tail feels like it's inside my body I twisted unconsciously.
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