Chapter 118
Choi Siwoo. It's just laughable how she acts like a dignified woman in public, yet turns into a *bitch* in front of me. That's what makes it even more exciting. A woman with a hidden side. A two-faced woman. Compared to the Choi Siwoo from the original story, she was a completely different person. She was simply Lust incarnate.
“So, you're not trying to brag about saying you'd fuck Mom, are you? What do you have to say? Did you really call us because of that dick made from your tail...?”
*Pfft*, come on, it's not like my head is only filled with thoughts of fucking.
“There's a guy we need to deal with in Chungcheong Province.”
“Who is it?”
“Uijawang in Chungju. We have to take care of him to gain Chungcheong Province.”
His real name is Park Chunsik. He's a crazy bastard who calls himself Uijawang because his own name looks like shit to him.
“Who is Uijawang?” “He's a bulky man. He has so many women that the Villains around there call him Uijawang. He probably has hundreds of women under him.”
Plus, all those women are Mutants, so they'd be perfect to use as an army.
“What? Why does he have so many women? Is his dick big or something?” “Or is he using hypnosis?”
Unfortunately, it's not a hypnosis genre. If it were, I'd have dealt with him first. All those bastards who even hint at Netorare deserve to die. In the original story, Choi Siwoo killed Uijawang, liberated the women, and gained popularity. That's when Choi Siwoo's popularity truly soared.
“He's similar to Rosemary, but a slightly different type.”
“Is he a doll like me?”
For the first time in a while, Rosemary's stoic expression gave way, and her eyes sparkled like a Rising Star. Unfortunately, no, he's different. There are no duplicate abilities in this world to begin with.
“No, to be precise, he has the ability to create Mutants. He implants a core, just like I do, to turn them into Mutants. Then, even if they don't want to, they become Mutants, and their bodies automatically pledge loyalty to him. Choi Siwoo, you know about this, right?”
“Ah. Yeah. I know.”
She frowned, as if her hatred for Uijawang had reached its peak, now that she was a female and not a male.
“Let's send the Baekhwa Cult down soon. Rosemary, you guard Songdo well again this time.”
"Understood."
It's about time for Sin to appear. This time, it's for real. My Yongyong-i's sixth sense tells me so. Isn't it suspicious that Pingtao went to China right now? It's probably related to Sin appearing in China. Pingtao is a Heroine, so she won't die, but we might encounter her as an enemy. Until then, we need to expand our influence.
* * *
“I-I surrender.”
As we descended into Chungcheong Province, Mutants poured out, surrendering. What a quick progression. But sure enough, everywhere I looked, there were more female Mutants. It's suspicious how few men there are. Why? Is this a world optimized just for me?
“It's a Lawless Zone. Maybe the men died out during the initial power struggles. Back in my time, female Villains mostly hid. There were a lot of cowards. Maybe the remaining women thought, “If we fight, we”re screwed,' and occupied territories implicitly, don't you think?” “Hmm, I guess so. Uh, hmm.”
It certainly seemed like women were guarding each zone. Could feminism be popular in this era too? Did the men die from clashing with them? No, that can't be. Even if the world is a mess, it wouldn't be like that. But then again. What if tens of thousands of young women rescued from here revered me? Isn't that enjoyable just to imagine? *Kehehe.*
“Yu Eunha? You're having strange thoughts again, aren't you? You're not thinking of becoming like Uijawang yourself, are you?”
Dark Elf Reina was glaring intensely at me. Han Suji followed suit, staring intently. Why are they looking at me like that? I'm not a criminal!
“N-no. Absolutely not. I just imagined it for a moment. Anyway, we need to divide this area by zone.”
“Can't we just destroy everything?”
“We didn't come here to massacre them. First, Reina and Han Suji will go to Cheonan. Siwoo and I will go to Chungju.”
Since Uijawang is in Chungju. Siwoo and I will handle the difficult part, and clearing out the remaining areas is Reina and Han Suji's job.
"So, we just make them all surrender, right?"
"Yeah. Take the Baekhwa Cult Mutants down there. And hunt down and kill anyone who resists to the end."
Right. We need to conquer diligently and expand our influence.
* * *
Choi Siwoo and I descended towards Chungju. This could be considered Uijawang's Territory for now.
“This is probably Uijawang's Territory from here on.”
“It's definitely connected by a barbed wire fence all the way.”
And women wearing high-leg were in front of that barbed wire fence? No, looking closely, they were modified into combat uniforms. Strange. I'd rather they wear tank tops and Dolphin Shorts!
“This is Lord Uijawang's territory! How dare you try to invade!”
The Slaves, who had been moaning from being fucked by Uijawang's dick, rushed forward.
“Hey, Eunha.”
“What?”
“Something just occurred to me. How about fucking those girls rushing at us with your tail in their pussies?”
“!!”
What an ingenious idea! Is this bitch a genius? There's nothing I can't do. My tail moves at will. I can instantly extend it like a tree root, stab these female bitches' holes, and make them experience climax.
“Hahahaha, Choi Siwoo. You've become a Female, and your brain has developed into a Female's. As a reward, I'll let you enjoy my body later.”
“For our Lord Uijawang! *Kyaang!*”
As soon as I thrust into one bitch's hole, she collapsed. And then I thrust into two more bitches' holes. Before I knew it, I had thrust into dozens of female holes, and they were all collapsed, emitting smoke from their pussies. Their twitching was quite a sight. It seems that Uijawang bastard has a small dick, because when I thrust into them, they all convulsed. When I was a man, I made married women tremble like frogs. What a pathetic guy. But the women's intelligence is also a problem.
“Calling a king 'Lord'? They should be saying “Your Majesty”. Are their heads filled with udon noodles?” “Hey, Eunha. Their heads are only filled with the knowledge Uijawang gave them when they became slaves.”
Oh, is that how it is?
“That bastard probably has a really short academic background.”
He probably only graduated elementary school, right? That would explain why he's so bulky, not even managing his own body.
“First, let the Baekhwa Cultists slowly occupy other areas. Let's just catch Uijawang.”
“Yeah. I'd like to say that, but...”
“Why?”
Is there something she wants to say? Surely she's not suggesting we have sex in front of the Boss, is she?
“Realistically, isn't this too boring?”
“Oh, I guess so?”
Unlike the original story, this is too boring. Even Choi Siwoo dragged out the Villain capture surprisingly. While she hesitated because she was a Hero wielding a Divine Sword, it was also difficult to defeat Uijawang without killing any of them, due to his war of attrition. Uijawang even had the leeway to escape by using meat shields. This is all because I intervened. Choi Siwoo has gotten stronger, and I'm here too, so there's no one who can stand against us.
“Let's just stream it.”
Just in case, I brought a drone. The title will be “Casual Baekhwa Broadcast”.
“Hello everyone~ It's your lovely Idol, Baekhwa!”
Good. The Villain-crushing broadcast officially begins.
- *Fuck*, I lost everything on Nolbu Stock because of Noona. *For real*, I barely held back from wanting to kill myself in the Han River, even through the Monsters.
- *lolololol* You should've invested in Cheonsan like me *lolololol*
- *For real, lol* What's the point of buying that Nolbu bastard's stock?
- I made a ton thanks to Noona, Cheonsan skyrocketed. *Ah lol* I was a bit scared when Cheonsan Space Stock dropped, *lololol*
- *Fuck*, I don't even know what content this crazy bitch brought today, and it's all this Nolbu Stock nonsense. Stock market addicts, go to your own forums.
- But was she *for real* angry because of chicken?
- I'd be pissed too. Look, they took out only the chicken legs and wings. You have to understand her nature. And Lee Nolbu forgave that. What a sweet middle-aged man;;
The reactions were amusing. Those who invested in Cheonsan succeeded. Those who invested in Nolbu failed. The ones who invested in Cheonsan were probably the rich kids with money to begin with. On the other hand, those who invested in Nolbu were paupers. His stock was more affordable than Cheonsan's because Nolbu was supported by the Government and had just started investing in his business.
“There are people who made money thanks to me, aren't there?”
Let's not deny it. Cheonsan Stock skyrocketed this time. So, many guys became rich.
- She's a Villain bitch who just cuts her losses on those who lost.
- Why do I keep watching this kind of bitch, anyway?
I decided not to read the chat. It just gets annoying.
“Instead, today I'll show you something fun. This is Choi Sia.”
At my introduction, Siwoo waved her hand towards the drone.
- Looks like it's been a while?
- Sticky Slug Lesbian *beep-beep*?
- *Fuck*, shouldn't that be on Oksusu TV?
“Today is a Villain subjugation. It's an enemy of both men and women. Can you guess who it is? Here's a hint! It's Chungcheong Province!”
- If it's Chungcheong Province, isn't it that Uijawang bastard?
- *For real*, are you going to meet that Son of a Bitch?
- They say his war of attrition is crazy. And that he unconditionally turns you into a Mutant if you're caught.
- *lolololol* Baekhwa's a Mutant, so it's useless.
- But why hasn't that bastard been subjugated yet?
- Because he's hiding in the shadows.
“Oh, you all guessed pretty well. That's right. The Villain we're facing today is Uijawang. Our goal is to shove a dildo up his ass and liberate the women! And if you viewers give me missions, I can torture him in a dark way in exchange for money!”
Uijawang is the Villain of Chungcheong Province. He's a wanted Villain by the Hunter Association, with a bounty of 200 million won. He's classified as an enemy of both men and women. Choi Siwoo subjugated Uijawang specifically to earn money.
- If you shove 3 dildos up Uijawang's ass, that's 15 million won.
- But where does Baekhwa get dildos? Does she use her own?
The viewers were spouting bullshit. What were these guys doing on a global broadcast?
“I'm innocent, so I don't use them! I just use them for torture. Alright, then, let's go fight Uijawang!”
Uijawang's dwelling was quite decently decorated. It was a three-story building with tiled roofs, as if he'd hired an architect. And Uijawang was in the Boss Room on the third floor. We quickly overpowered the first and second floors. Since the viewers were watching, we appropriately subdued and captured the women inside.
“Kyaaaah!”
“Lord Uijawang, escape!”
“Lord Uijawang, you must evacuate!”
The collapsing women tried to protect Uijawang to the very end. If that were truly loyalty from the heart, it would be awe-inspiring, but unfortunately, it was due to Uijawang's ability. Pathetic. They're probably cursing Uijawang internally. Choi Siwoo swung her Sabokgeom a few times, and I struck with an axe and other weapons as we ascended to the third floor. On the third floor, the Uijawang pig bastard sat on a throne, a pig with sagging breasts jiggling. Uijawang was being served by women, with girls in school uniforms feeding meat into Park Chunsik's mouth. How old are they, anyway? Based on their breast development and bodies, they looked like middle school girls. Is he really a madman? That criminal bastard. Ah, he's a villain.
“What bastards dare to capture my pretty ones?”
The Pig, who could speak human language, was huffing and puffing.
“What's that? A fucking pig bastard. Seeing his juices dripping is utterly disgusting.” “Oh, ho. You're quite pretty bitches.”
The crazy Pig was drooling. I can't tolerate this. I'll shove a dildo up that pig bastard's ass and make him moan.
- *Ugh, fuck*. Look at him. He's practically a Pig!
- Acne! *fuck lolol*
I agreed.
“Hehehe. It seems you know about me. My ability has recently been upgraded!”
“Oh really? Upgraded?”
“I can turn people into Mutants just with my breath!”
If he can create Mutants just with a hand gesture, that's certainly an ability. The problem is, they become Puppets.
“Ooh. That's amazing, isn't it?” “Alright, then, you too shall become my Puppet dolls! *Hwoooosh! Hwoooosh!*”
The bastard was huffing and puffing unpleasantly, as if he were so happy. It was genuinely unpleasant. Somehow, my female instincts were telling me to stay away from that pig bastard. That Idiot seemed determined to keep huffing and puffing, trying to contaminate us, but if that worked, we wouldn't have come here in the first place.
Try a little harder. I'll play along with your childish farce.
*Hwoooosh. Hwoosh. Hwoosh. Cough! Cough!*
In the end, the first one to get tired was the pig bastard with terrible stamina, who never exercised.
*Ugh*, Chunsik-i, you pig bastard. You should've exercised earlier.
Not that I think he could do anything to me even if he did exercise.
“But here's the thing. We're both Mutants.”
“What? Why are Mutants here! You should have paid the tribute, right?”
Tribute? What? This bastard had a backer too?