Chapter 336
- Location: New Seoul Gangnam Towerville B2 Parking Lot
- Positions Available: 5 people
- Job Description: Cleaning monster and Hunter corpses, Cheongsimhwan provided
- Compensation: 500,000 won
Reading the details closely, I learned that an Otherworld Rift had suddenly appeared in the Gangnam Towerville B2 Parking Lot, causing monsters to emerge and fight with hunters.
Usually, things that suddenly appear in civilian residential areas are on a whole different level from the norm. It seems there was quite a bit of damage.
500,000 won compensation for cleaning corpses. They’re only recruiting people with strong stomachs. Hmm.
First, I Googled about fighting Monsters and looked up information about the corpses.
“Hmm, Gando.”
No, even so, that’s too much. It depends on what kind of Monster the opponent was, but you mostly end up cleaning things stuck to the floor that you can’t even tell were human.
Besides, the reactions to this kind of thing are a bit weird.
- You guys, don’t do the Monster or corpse cleaning part-time jobs on Alba Hell. It’s seriously disgusting.
- Fr lol you get massive trauma.
- I threw up right on the spot.
- The ones where some time has passed pay more, but the smell of rotting corpses is insane.
Since it’s like this, I can’t do it. Then the next one is…
- Location: New Seoul Cloud Dungeon
- Positions Available: 2 people
- Job Description: Clear the 1st to 5th floors with Beubmi-chan
- Compensation: Fair distribution of rewards obtained in the Dungeon. artifacts or cores are finders keepers.
Hmm, Beubmi. Beubmi. It reminds me of a Beubmi with a somewhat weird way of speaking.
Surely not.
Well, still, the sense of purpose to clear the Dungeon as a party is good.
Hmm. Should I try this one?
But isn’t it dangerous? I’ve seen things before where human traffickers would lure people in and kidnap them by calling them out like this.
Are there any convenience store part-time jobs?
- Location: GC Convenience Store across from Hanseong Academy
- Positions Available: 1 person (Female preferred)
- Job Description: Literally a convenience store part-time job
- Compensation: Hourly wage of 12,000 won.
The convenience store is just at a perfectly ordinary level.
Honestly, I wonder if a female preference is really necessary. Still, since I’m at it, wouldn’t a sure thing be better?
Should I try contacting Beubmi-chan? Making contact seems like it would be fine.
Well, I am curious about exactly what kind of Beubmi-chan she is, after all.
Who knows? It might unexpectedly be a new connection. First of all, the thing I like most is that this Beubmi-chan is a character who didn’t appear in the original work.
In other words, she isn’t even an extra in the story, but she is a mage who clearly exists in reality.
Then let’s go with this one.
It’s just right for tomorrow, too.
Right. Up until this point, I hadn’t expected it.
“Hogogok! You’re so pretty-eyo! This white hair. It’s like a soft bunny, so I like it-yang?”
Ah, I want to go home.
I am passionately thinking that right now.
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The self-introduction time followed.
I could also see someone dressed in a ninja outfit.
Could that be a ninja from Japan?
“Hawawa. My name is Kim Beubmi-eyo. My hunter rank is d, and I’m taking on the role of party leader for this Cloud Dungeon raid-eyo. It would be nice if you called me Beubmi-chan or Ms. Beubmi-eyo.”
Right. Is that so. Hmm. I see. Honestly, I felt like I would become weird myself if I conversed with her, but I gave up.
And next, I looked at the girl in the unusual ninja outfit, following this Kim Beubmi.
“I’m Shinohara Mariko. As you can hear from my first and last name, I’m a Japanese person, and I came over to sightsee in Korea while helping out my best friend Beubmi who asked for assistance. I graduated from the Tokyo Hunter Academy; my rank is d, and the ninjutsu I use is Katon.”
I don’t know where to even begin fixing this.
Didn’t this ninja find the wrong story in the first place? Someone who should be appearing in a different work, why come to a trash piece like this… No, wait. Is a woman like that here because it’s a trash piece?
Anyway, the Shinohara Family is a prominent family in Japan.
The house head is a female, and that woman is also Choi Siwoo’s heroine.
Even though right now, no matter how you look at him, that bastard’s vibe is just a gay bastard.
Next up.
A delinquent bastard with copper skin and hair dyed blonde.
His appearance looks a bit like an adult’s, with a somewhat prematurely aged look?
“I’m Geumtaeyang. I’m currently a first-year at the Seoul Hunter Academy. I applied for this part-time job this time to earn some pocket money. Although I’m in the position of a cadet, I’m scheduled to be recruited into the Black Wolf Guild after graduation. Even though I look like this, I’m a sweet man.”
Did the author bitch seriously fuck up the plausibility?
How did she put a guy like this in? No, she put all this in so meticulously? With her personality, she’s not the type of person to do that, though.
Anyway, it’s Geumtaeyang.
Other than that, it’s Netorare or NTL. The guy is counted as one of the Three Great Generals alongside the squinty-eyed muscular man and the hypnosis-app huge-cock Pig in adult comics or novels focused on Female Corruption.
Feeling something off, I turned my eyes to his lower half.
Fuck.
I can already seriously see a bulge.
My masculinity that I lost when I became this body, to think a mere Geumtaeyang like this possesses it.
This bastard is my enemy.
“Uh, then the remaining person is the white-haired older sister.”
“My name is Yu Eunha. From Hanseong Academy. I look forward to working with you today.”
I kept my self-introduction as short as possible.
“Ho-ee. Your name is pretty too-eyo!”
“Uhyo~ A white-haired beautiful girl, getto daze!”
Ah, fuck.
I fiercely want to go home right now.
How can every single party member be like this?
One way or another, I have to endure it with sheer grit and spite.
In the end, didn’t I choose this?
Right. Once we enter the Dungeon, it’ll probably be a little different. Surely nothing will happen with these Party members, right?
Anyway, just like that, we entered the Cloud Dungeon.
“It’s very uncomfortable.”
Right. It was just as Beubmi said.
This Cloud Dungeon had gloomy dark clouds spread across the ceiling inside the dungeon, occasionally sprinkling toxic rain.
There were monsters too, but I don’t know if those could really be called monsters, because there were literally only things like slimes.
Even those didn’t particularly seem to be targeting us, and did nothing but sluggishly wander around the vicinity.
They were just squishy monsters.
They were just about the size of a person, but if we didn’t touch them, they didn’t seem to go out of their way to attack.
Of course, that didn’t mean we would just stand still.
Now that we had entered the Cloud Dungeon, all of this was loot.
Even if they were slimes like that, it was the same.
“Hmm. Shall we then give it a try?”
Anyway, since I had become Yu Eunha, I was going to enjoy it.
If slimes were the first opponents, it wasn’t bad. Just like in other games, slimes were weak. Even if they attacked first and resisted, they were things that died to magic and fell to physical attacks.
Wouldn’t they drop dead easily to Ray’s spirit arrow?
The basic performance of this body was also quite good at that moment.
Using Reclusive Hermit Ability, I pulled out a knife and approached the slime.
They wouldn’t react anyway unless attacked first, though.
I held the knife, got close to the slime, and stabbed its core.
Sploosh!
The slime burst right then and there without even a chance to resist.
Like a water balloon popping. Liquid splattered in all directions.
If I hadn’t hit and run, it would have resulted in a sight that would make Geumtaeyang gulp down his saliva.
“Hawawawa. Mr. Toxic Rain is falling over there-eyo!”
“Katon Fireball!”
Is this party seriously a gag party?
Kim Beubmi was making a fuss while twisting her body in a Beupsa outfit.
And on top of that, the ninja was using Katon Fireball.
I don’t know how many genres they want to mix together.
However,
“Slime Core GET!”
Geumtaeyang held up the slime’s core and laughed heartily.
Unexpectedly, Geumtaeyang was quite a diligent person.
Unlike that peculiar duo, I was just stabbing the slime cores and backing away. Geumtaeyang was fighting by mobilizing some strange martial arts.
I don’t know why on earth, but he was.
Why on earth were the two who should be the most dynamic missing a few screws? No, actually, the ninja side was plausible if you disregarded the concept, but anyway.
I certainly didn’t expect Geumtaeyang to be like that.
But didn’t they say this was the 5th floor?
“Lady Beubmi.”
“Hawawa. Please call me Beubmi-chan-eyo!”
She’s seriously an annoying woman.
Is she telling me to call her that? Is she daring to ask me to say such a ridiculously cutesy title with my own mouth right now?
“Ugh, Beubmi.-chan.”
“Hawawa?”
Hawawa my ass.
Anyway, this seemed like something I needed to question at least once.
Because if we just went straight ahead like this, it felt like there wouldn’t be a single thing to make money off of.
“Isn’t this Dungeon already fully raided? Is there a reason to specifically come to the 4th floor in a place like this?”
“Hawawawawa. After this Dungeon was raided, an overflow of demonic creatures occurred on the 5th floor, so there are a lot of mob monsters-eyo! If we catch them, we can get a ton of cores-eyo!”
We can get a ton of cores?
“Ah, so we’re going to sweep them all away?”
“Ho-eeng! I talked to my older brothers and rented it out exclusively. It’s hard alone, so I need everyone’s strength!”
Beubmi clasped her two hands together with sparkling eyes.
Right. So that was it.
Strictly speaking, that part-time job site was something only business owners could register on, but it seemed our Beubmi had some hotshot older brothers backing her up.
Are you the only one with an older brother? I have one too!
Of course, that was the original owner of the body’s story. Anyway. What if I shoved the name Jinseok-i in the face of this Kim Beubmi who had such older brother pride?
Anyway, if I wasn’t careful here, I could get swept up in a dirty trick.
“Can we do it just by ourselves?”
Unexpectedly, it was Geumtaeyang’s question.
“This Beubmi-chan is not weak-yayo! Actually, it’s just to meet the 4-person rule. I could go alone-eyo!”
Beubmi tightly clenched her two insignificant hands.
The way she snorted out of her nose showed quite a bit of spirit.
Beubmi’s skills were definitely on the stronger side compared to the others.
They started right off with search Magic to scout the surroundings, Clean Magic to take care of hygiene, and even a mage pretending to be a ninja acting as a Torch Villain, constantly keeping a torch lit next to her under the guise of being her best friend.
Setting those two aside, Geumtaeyang’s abilities were also putting up quite a good fight here.
Because of that, it was easy up to the 5th floor.
Of course, the catch was that since it was an already raided Dungeon, there were nothing but weak slimes.
“They’re total scrubs.”
That was my cold assessment.
First of all, it had already been raided, but couldn’t even ordinary people catch slimes?
Of course, they say you could get swept up by a slime and die if you let your guard down. Well, that’s none of my business anyway.
“Ho-ee. That’s a bad word-eyo.”
“What does 'scrub' mean?”
“Slimes definitely do look like scrubs.”
Beubmi was angry in her own way, and the ninja was, well, typical of a Japanese person, I guess.
But is this bastard comparing them to the real thing, Geumtaeyang?
“Hawawa. Older sister, older brothers, you caught a good opportunity-yayo! You should know it’s thanks to me-eyo!”
No, in terms of age, aren’t they older than me? Even Geumtaeyang, although his face looks like an adult-material villain like that, is actually a student.
Hmm, it probably wouldn’t be good to touch upon age.