Chapter 359
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Anyway, you have to hand it to this despicable fucking gay guy.
He dared to call me to a dungeon without knowing his place. He really has a knack for annoying people.
Normally at this time, I’d be enthusiastically fingering either Ray or Han Suji’s pussy, but I can’t even do that.
“But why a dungeon all of a sudden?”
“Well, because we have to do club activities?”
“Oh. I see. Perfect. So where are we going?”
“We’re going to a dungeon.”
Right. That wasn’t what I was asking, but fuck, he answers so straightforwardly and simply.
“You’re really annoying people. We could just do it moderately, but going out of our way to a dungeon seems like you’re just trying to be a nuisance.”
“But isn’t this party composition weird? We don’t have a single magic user or healer?”
“Don’t worry. I brought a healing kit. I bought it with the club budget. It has potions in it.”
He even stocked up on a lot of potions.
Oh, please. How many days is that money worth at a motel? If it were me, I’d use the money for those potions to take women to a motel.
Anyway, if this fucking gay bastard just made up his mind, he could pounce on all the women and even film a “How to Easily Eat women Like Cake” video right there.
“Senior, you’re not a healer.”
“I figured, so this time I picked a dungeon where machine-type monsters appear so senior Yujeong-i and Yu Eunha can play an active role too.”
Certainly, since Yujeong-i has some unspoken abilities and such, she would be useful in a machine-type dungeon. But how did this guy know that?
“What.”
“There’s a saying that the best defense is a good offense. You just have to hit them that much during the time you’d spend defending.”
“A dungeon where machine-type monsters appear, huh.”
Then I guess it’s something like ruins.
It is a dungeon where machine-type monsters appear.
It is literally a place where things like robots just pop out.
It’s also called a futuristic dungeon, but some places look like ruins.
The setting is a destroyed civilization of an otherworld or something, or so they say.
Honestly, I think it might be a little scary to see in person. Non-living entities crawling around is a bit much.
Anyway, senior Yujeong-i should be able to play quite an active role here.
Right. She has hacking abilities, and the power to hack anything, at that. Of course, it’s not permanent, but she can paralyze things for a moment.
Besides that, they say if she awakens further, she’ll be able to handle even more electronics.
For now, I think we’ll only be smelling oil in this dungeon.
Then there’s no point in fingering pussies.
“I’ll follow from behind. I want to see your skills today.”
“Ah, is that so.”
But that bastard sometimes blushes while looking at me.
Uh, fuck. I really hope not.
I wouldn’t mind if it were girls, but I hate getting attention from a gay bastard. No, even if I have this body, I’m a man in the first place.
Well, then, we do have to enter the dungeon now.
I checked the entrance of the dungeon right in front of me.
“The dungeon’s name is Mecha Land. The recommended hunter rank for this is C. Is that okay? We haven’t even done our dungeon practicum properly?”
“We just have to do it now. Yu Eunha will be the leader, and I’ll be in the rear.”
Have you ever seen such a crazy bastard?
How did he even discover this place in the first place? Did he buy it separately? Since we’re students, we have to get permission from the academy in advance. Did he get permission? Well, since it’s Choi Siwoo, he probably took care of it, but still, this looks too premeditated.
“Ah, so you’re telling us to just overpower them with damage.”
Alright, let’s enter this dungeon for now.
“Eunha, do you think the Black God Cult is here? I’m so scared.”
Han Suji subtly clung to me.
Very good. Yes, a pussy should naturally cling to me like this.
But even so, clinging to me like this is no different from asking me to touch her pussy.
But seriously, Han Suji. Her character is breaking so much.
Normally, she’d be a woman with a slightly strong, cool, military-serving high school girl vibe, even a bit boyish, but did she change this much just because I touched her pussy a little?
“You actually have things you’re scared of?”
“Come on. I’m a woman too.”
“Uh. Uh, sure.”
Right, she has a pussy attached, so she is a woman.
Anyway, since she proved herself to be a bitch, is there any need for me to hold back? Hmm, but still, there’s a man here too.
Of course, he’s nothing more than a gay guy. Should I grope her pussy whenever I see an opening?
I can just flick around with my Hand of Ten Thousand, can’t I.
“Excuse me, Miss Han Suji. You’re supposedly the disciple of the legendary spearman Sir Kim Jaesu, and you’re scared? Are you out of your mind? Back off.”
“Hmph.”
Why are these two having a catfight?
Ray hasn’t explicitly accepted it yet, but it seems she’s slowly preparing to come under me too.
This has become quite pitiful for Choi Siwoo.
He’s a Choi Siwoo who has deviated a bit from the original work in the first place. It might be that I’m not seeing reality because I’m solely clinging to the original work, though.
Yeah, well, maybe the author revised it. I should just hope for that.
I just pray he doesn’t have memories of his previous life or anything like that. If he did, it would be no different from having his women stolen by a woman.
So we did enter the dungeon.
“Kuaaack!”
“Kkeu-eok!”
What is that bastard Choi Siwoo doing in the back?
He’s just watching the women fight.
The problem now is, whatever this place called Machine Land is, something keeps echoing.
Things like screams are heard. It’s somewhat bizarre.
Not long after, we entered a strange room.
In a space that looks exactly like something out of sci-fi in all directions, there’s just a lone treasure chest.
Anyone can see this is a trap room, right?
“Oh, it’s a trap room.”
“Then let’s bypass it. I’ll pass on suffering through annoying things just to get that treasure.”
How was it in the original work?
Mecha Land. Well, come to think of it, I should consider that dungeon and this place to be the same.
Unless this world is a dream where I alone entered the world inside a novel, Choi Siwoo has just shown me the exact same dungeon as that one.
I didn’t really know since it was only described in text, but to think Mecha Land was a place like this.
Crack!
Suddenly, it seemed like electricity flowed through the walls of the trap room, and then the lights in the room went out.
This meant the trap had been disarmed.
Looking to the side, I saw Yujeong-i with a blue light glowing in her eyes.
Right. This skill is what’s known as electronic warfare. As I said, it’s an ability that handles electronics and also hacks them.
I marveled at this.
“Wow, what a cheat.”
In the original work, it was the skill that saved Choi Siwoo when she still couldn’t handle her power properly. And Choi Siwoo earnestly started harboring feelings for Yujeong-i.
However, I don’t know how these things will play out now.
Because that Choi Siwoo has become a fucking gay guy and is just standing in the back with his hands behind his back.
No, that bastard really shouldn’t be acting like that.
“Will there even be anything for us to do?”
“I know, right. This senior is a total cheat.”
That’s right. Yujeong-i is a cheat in dungeons like this.
No, even though it’s the Era of Hunters, electronics are still important and necessary for human life.
If Yujeong-i’s ability could neutralize a hostile guild’s information network, that wouldn’t be bad either.
We kept moving straight forward.
There really wasn’t much to it, because Yujeong-i was a cheat here, at least.
Honestly, I didn’t know Yujeong-i’s ability was at this level, and she didn’t use it this early in the original work either, so it is a bit strange.
“But what is that kid Siwoo doing in the back? He keeps making weird noises.”
“I don’t know. He’s weird sometimes.”
Choi Siwoo, who was now starting to be treated as a complete weirdo, was still in the back.
“At first, I had some romantic interest in him, but how should I put it - a gloomy feeling behind his smiling face? No, of course, I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing. But he’s a man who doesn’t give off the vibe of someone you’d want to date romantically, I guess.”
“Right. He’s handsome, but he’s a bit, how should I say it - a man who gives off a burdensome feeling?”
That bastard Choi Siwoo has already lost 3 heroines.
At this rate, isn’t he really going to become an impotent man?
As expected, no matter how I look at it, his current state is strange. Did he really undergo regression or something?
Come to think of it, what was the reward for this dungeon again? Ah.
<Ancient Ones' Legacy>
This is the dungeon reward. It is literally an artifact containing the knowledge kept by the Ancient Ones, and if you use it, it’s a bound item that binds to you.
In the original work, it’s handed over to Yujeong-i’s older sister, Yujin-i, the current representative of the Cheonsan Group, and Choi Siwoo earnestly begins receiving the Cheonsan Group’s sponsorship.
However, the <Ancient Ones' Legacy> is handed over midway through, after Yujin-i is brainwashed for a few days by a villain from the <Black Dragon Society>, a Chinese villain organization that was just so-so in Korea.
See, you’re supposed to use things like that right away.
Anyway, the Black Dragon Society that possesses it develops greatly depending on who uses it, and despite being a villain organization, it grows its power enough to clash with a large corporation like the Cheonsan Group.
But to find the Ancient Ones' Legacy here this early, that is unexpected, hmm.
It’s probably not regression, right.
But still, I don’t know the reason why he went out of his way to get the Ancient Ones' Legacy. because until Yujeong-i spoke, Choi Siwoo hadn’t even thought about giving the Ancient Ones' Legacy to Yujin-i.
Is it really just a simple coincidence.
Rumble, rumble.
I can see lumps of machinery in the distance.
It’s a golem. A golem. It looks to be about twice the size of an adult man.
Of course, something of that level can’t stop us.
[Intruder confirmed. Golem Defense System activated.]
Intruder, my ass.
My punch won’t lose to mere guys like that.
With one punch from me, with one swing of my sword, the golems crumble like autumn leaves in the wind.
Han Suji’s Flame Spear and Ray’s arrows also easily bring down the golems.
These two heroines are in pretty good condition too, haven’t they gotten significantly stronger than in the original work?
No, let’s say they’re good at fighting for now, but why does it feel like I’m the only one out of place here? Ray and Han Suji are advancing forward well together, right?
Am I the one being clueless instead?
“Sigh.”
Somehow I feel like I’ve become a troller. That’s right, everything is fine, but it feels like I’m ruining Han Suji and Ray’s test dungeon.
If it’s like this, would it be better to just stay still. Well, Han Suji and Ray are also diligently advancing in the meantime.
Yujeong-i is handling all the traps that get in the way.
Seeing me like that, Yujeong-i hugged me from behind.
“No one is perfect at everything.”
“What is there that I’m even good at?”
I’m suddenly feeling a sense of shame.
The original work being ruined is one thing. But my going on a rampage all by myself isn’t good either. It would be better to just leave Ray and Han Suji alone here.
But since I went around breaking this and that like a child, hmm, is this what Choi Siwoo was aiming for?
If that guy really underwent regression, I could understand him trying to raise the girls' base level.
No, is he a Choi Siwoo different from the original work? A parallel world of the original work?
Whatever. I’m the protagonist, so it’s unlikely that Choi Siwoo underwent regression.
Anyway, it’s not like I’m pretending to be sad just because it feels good to have our Ms. Yujeong-i hugging me.
“Uh, well, you know, that kind of thing?”
Oho, so the thing I’m good at is that kind of thing.
If so, isn’t it my job to live up to those expectations?
What if I subtly grope Yujeong-i’s pussy with my Hand of Ten Thousand?
Touching a heroine’s pussy in a Dungeon right in front of Choi Siwoo!
Ooh. This might be quite arousing.
“Then please let me touch your pussy a bit.”
“That’s a bit. There’s a boy here too, do we really have to?”
“He’s gay anyway, so I’m telling you it’s fine.”
He can’t even see from this angle anyway.
So I touched Yujeong-i’s pussy from behind.
This slutty bitch leaves her pussy so defenselessly exposed to a woman she just met today. Isn’t she truly an obscene bitch.