Chapter 343
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Sure enough.
A truly scoundrel-like post was uploaded to the Academy’s exclusive student community.
And it had a very absurd topic at that.
Title: Is Yu Eunha a lesbian?
[Image of Yu Eunha spanking Reina’s butt in the sparring match]
[Image of Yu Eunha hugging Reina and showing affection in the cafeteria]
They even fucking kissed and she went spank-spank on her butt during the sparring match. Isn’t she a real lesbian?
-I absolutely hate lesbians, but those two look good together.
-Older sisters, let me join in too.
-There needs to be a dick between lilies.
-The guy above me needs to drop dead. Why don’t you kill yourself?
-Boarding the Reina Coin.
-Peace, the day the Han Suji Coin rises will come.
-What about Choi Siwoo?
-What do you mean what? It means Yu Eunha is bisexual.
-Or Yu Eunha uses a dildo.
Fuck.
At first, I also wondered why I did that. But this is something easy to accept.
It’s perhaps a natural conclusion that I’ve been pegged as a lesbian.
After all, no matter how obscured it was, there’s no way two women kissing at that distance wouldn’t be seen.
I was aiming for that in the first place anyway.
The problem is that there’s another issue with this.
I just aimed for people to see me acting out like this and go, ah, that’s a crazy bitch! and just ignore me. I was just aiming for that.
To think it would unfold like this of all things.
They aren’t even despising me for being a lesbian, but saying it looks good. Damn it, getting certified as an official lesbian was supposed to make me a loner, so what is this?
“I think I might be pretty fucked.”
Since it’s come to this, should I target the heroines?
No. Even so, that’s a bit much.
First of all, what I’m aiming for is to be a loner. Not a popular lesbian like this.
You can tell just by looking at it. It’s a mixed reaction, but this has ended up falling into the so-called popular crowd category.
That’s a bit annoying.
So this time, I plan to do some proper fabrication.
I uploaded a post to the community.
Title: Yu Eunha has human misanthropy so she doesn’t like anyone
I saw her when we were in Middle School, and she doesn’t like men or women.
She said she’s going to live alone for the rest of her life.
-Bullshit. Is she then going To rub with a succubus, dragon-person, or slime? And why bring up Middle School stories?
-Fuck, succubus yuri scissoring is fucking hot though.
-Traditionally, a female is supposed to have uterus pulsation sex with a dick inside.
-Can’t you tell at the sparring ground from how she was openly hitting Han Suji and Reina’s butts and hitting on them that Yu Eunha is a real crazy bitch lesbian?
-Rumor has it she doesn’t even discriminate against Yunyeo.
-You mean a married woman, fuck. With that size difference, how would that work with a Yunyeo.
I merely uploaded a single post, but the reactions are a total mess.
Why have I become a crazy bitch lesbian?
And not just any crazy bitch lesbian, but one who doesn’t discriminate against Yunyeo. They’re saying I don’t discriminate against married women either.
When I was a man, I didn’t discriminate against married women, true. But not against Yunyeo. Humanly speaking, how could I try anything with a Yunyeo?
Do you think scissoring would be any different?
Anyway, you have to do it with a mature body, not one still growing. No, fuck, that’s not it. Why are these crazy bastards making up weird rumors among themselves?
Right. This is all because of that fucking gay Choi Siwoo.
That fucking bastard isn’t thinking of playing with the heroines, and is just neglecting them. If it were me, I would have already pinned them down and cast Jabakkom.
Or what, does he like seeing them get picked on by a fellow heroine, Yu Eunha?
“Phew, fuck.”
Right. Fine. Since it’s come to this, should I just act proudly like a Lesbian?
“Come to think of it, Beubmi-jjang was pretty good.”
When I thought about it, that scissoring thing was a bit subtle.
Rubbing our precious parts together, I should say it felt like melting, sticky and thick.
Gulp.
Fuck, that’s hot, I really want To rub it.
Should I call Beubmi over and give her some sex education after a while?
Or Reina or Han Suji? Honestly, with a little effort, I think it’d be possible even by force.
Should I give it a try?
I feel like they’d open their legs on their own if I just coaxed them a little.
If not that, maybe some rope or tape play.
No. That’s just rape. Then should I try another method?
“A dildo?”
If I just thrust a dildo deep into a thick magic pussy, sseueup.
-That bitch Beubmi looks like she’d spread her legs pretty easily if I just rolled her around a bit.
-Beubmi, fuck. I really do want To rub her.
-So how about Han Suji or Reina?
That’s true. Han Suji and Reina’s pussies belong to heroines, so fuck, they’d probably be fucking ho - .
Oh my god.
Have I suddenly become a pervert who thinks about things like this!
“No, fuck.”
I stopped talking to myself and shook my head.
No. Fuck. Now is not the time to be talking about rubbing pussies or whatever.
Something else needs to take priority right now.
I mean, Kim Seung-jun. That guy Kim Seung-jun is trash.
The problem is how that guy will act as a villain this time.
Since I’ve done some things, I won’t talk about how the original work went.
Even so, the way that bastard Kim Seung-jun opened his eyes wasn’t ordinary.
Hmm. He wouldn’t do something crazy, right?
Still, you never know, so should I prepare?
“No, surely not. I highly doubt it, but he wouldn’t do something crazy like becoming a mutant because of me, right? He’s a guy who threw a fit over not getting the Divine Sword in the first place.”
Maybe that guy will target me instead of Choi Siwoo.
Honestly, with this body right now, I don’t think I’d lose to a guy like that. The problem is, if it turns out like this, what happens to the original work and the world going forward.
“What should I do?”
Hmm, what to do.
“Should I just kill myself?”
-You’re spouting bullshit.
Right. This is bullshit.
Even so, isn’t it a bit much to hear myself tell myself I’m spouting bullshit?
No, but that’s just how much I can’t make head or tail of what to do right now. I can’t see the future.
Hmm, what should I really do? Honestly, I don’t want to get involved in annoying things.
“Don’t I seem like an experimental guinea pig?”
I’m getting that feeling fiercely right now.
Of course I am. Like, what happens if I twist the original work? Eit! Like an experimental guinea pig created by the author bastard.
No, well, if I’m an experimental guinea pig, shouldn’t they do something for me?
It can’t be helped. Since it’s come to this, I need to prepare to catch that son of a bitch Kim Seung-jun. I mean, I need to set the stage.
I have to try something. Right?
Come to think of it, just the other day. When the after-party with Beubmi’s group ended, a guy named Geumtaeyang gave me a business card.
At first, I thought it was something like Older Sister (Honorific), I’ll eat you like a pet/bitch so contact me. Or something like that, and I wondered if I should beat him up.
It was unexpected. Should I call it a business enterprise?
-White-haired Older Sister (Honorific), this is a place I run in secret.
-You crazy bastard, it’s like an illegal club, right?
-No, Older Sister (Honorific), I’m doing this to earn tuition. It’s like a private detective agency created with support from the Guild. I survived today thanks to you, Older Sister (Honorific), so I’ll give you one free service.
And so, I decided to get Geumtaeyang’s help.
not in a sexual sense, but seriously.
Netorare specialty Actor: Oh, you sought me out, Older Sister (Honorific). To even send a personal message. Do you need something?
Yu Eunha: There’s this loser/nerd bastard named Kim Seung-jun at our Academy, right? Can you look into him?
Netorare specialty Actor: Is that guy hitting on you?
Yu Eunha: No, he has an inferiority complex towards me.
Netorare specialty Actor: For a bastard man to be so pathetic as to have an inferiority complex towards a woman. Ahem. I will look into it.
Ring.
Not long after, a text arrived.
As expected of Geumtaeyang, I believed in you!
Netorare specialty Actor: Older Sister (Honorific), the things this bastard does are like an orphan’s?
Yu Eunha: This body is an orphan too, you fucking bastard. Besides that,
Netorare specialty Actor: Sorry. And aside from that, he does suspicious things at home outside of Academy hours, and he’s gathering all sorts of information about the Divine Sword?
That suspicious behavior might be related to mutants?
Looking into the Divine Sword, huh.
Ah! I had forgotten about that. Originally, Yu Eunha’s presence was so non-existent that it got buried, but anyway, she is Yu Jinseok’s younger sister.
That status alone is enough to harbor an inferiority complex.
Unlike the original work, Yu Eunha became a character who acts out quite a bit, so she caught his eye too.
Because of that, it turned out like this, good grief.
Isn’t this all Choi Siwoo’s fault?
That bastard is also strangely quiet. Unless I have early-onset dementia, it means there’s a part where Choi Siwoo is active at least a month from now.
But that guy is strangely trying to prop me up.
What is he doing?
Netorare specialty Actor: Also, he has a record of being bullied until Middle School?
Yu Eunha: How come?
Netorare specialty Actor: They say he worshipped something weird or whatever.
Something weird?
Then there’s only one thing, since the entities that worship weird things in this work are about the level of pseudo-religions.
That pseudo-religion is called the Black God Cult.
Could that bastard be worshipping the Black God Cult?
Because the work is so long, I can’t remember the details of extra characters one by one.
Yu Eunha: Isn’t it the Black God Cult?
Netorare specialty Actor: It might be. Bastards who get bullied have a reason, seriously.
Yu Eunha was also bullied until Middle School, but it seems this bastard went around harassing people or violating women just as he looks.
Beating up weak kids, stealing other people’s women, things like that.
Surely that’s not really his concept.
Anyway, since he worked hard, I gave him a gifticon for 6 tubs of mint chocolate that can be used at the ice cream shop.
Yu Eunha: Good work.
Netorare specialty Actor: Wow. Older Sister (Honorific). Wow, this is a bit.
I can hear the sound of the guy trembling all the way here.
Netorare specialty Actor: How did you know I like mint choco? Fuck, with 6 tubs I could eat it all day long. Thx thx.
Have you ever seen such a crazy bastard?
It seems this guy is more of an associate-with-at-your-own-risk kind of guy than I thought. He even used all the mint choco gifticons in less than 5 minutes. It’s not an act. It’s genuine.
Is he crazy? He scarfs down mint choco like this?
Netorare specialty Actor: I feel sorry for the guys who don’t know the charm of mint choco. Don’t you agree, Older Sister (Honorific)?
Fuck, the way I see it, this bastard’s head is definitely filled with mint choco instead of women.
This bastard, well, isn’t it obvious, seeing how he doesn’t do it despite having a body that looks like it could easily score women?
Anyway, I didn’t want to associate with him anymore, so I just gave him half-hearted short replies.
Well then, the investigation into Kim Seung-jun is finished now.
To summarize the results, a guy who was already a real outcast got deeply into even weirder things since Middle School and was bullied.
Honestly, it’s a bit much to say this, but…
Maybe Kim Seung-jun is finished now. To summarize the results, a guy who was already a real outcast got deeply into even weirder things since Middle School and was bullied. Honestly, it’s a bit much to say this, but. Maybe Kim Seung-jun had a reason to be bullied. Hmm. Anyway, that guy targeted me before Choi Siwoo. Then maybe right about now, that guy is gaining power and preparing to become a monster. “The time that guy will-jun had a reason to be bullied. Hmm.
Anyway, that guy targeted me before Choi Siwoo. Then maybe right about now, that guy is gaining power and preparing to become a Monster.
“The time that guy will cause a ruckus is during the Dungeon preliminary survey.”
No matter how much of an idiot he is, he won’t just suddenly turn into a monster in the middle of the Academy where Yu Jinseok’s former colleagues are openly working as professors, throw a fit, and die.
He’ll probably target me when we enter the dungeon.
That’s how it actually happens in the original work, too.
He goes into the dungeon interior, suddenly throws a crazy fit, and gradually turns into a mutant. If it goes according to the original work, Choi Siwoo will have an excuse to intervene anyway.
For one, the team members include me.
Team 3: Choi Siwoo, Yu Eunha, Kim Seung-jun, Park Jae-sang
I don’t know who Park Jae-sang is, so I’ll leave him be.
To think of all people I’m in the same team as that fucking gay guy.