Chapter 346
“Shouldn’t we catch him even now?”
“How? I’m a hands-off kind of person.”
“You’re just lazy.”
At my words, Fire Bat glared at me before picking up a document.
That was probably the group roster. Now it was starting for real.
The problem was that the bastard Choi Siwoo wasn’t here, so what was going to happen now?
“Anyway, I’ll call out the groups now. Alright, everyone, pay attention!”
It would be a relief if Ray were with me. I was thinking that when…
Team 3: Kim Cheolsu, Yu Eunha, Kim Seung-jun, Park Jae-sang
Sure enough. There were nobodies.
It seemed I was truly screwed.
“How could you make such a scoundrel-like arrangement?”
When I puffed out my cheeks and complained to Fire Bat, she rapped her fist against my head.
“I have to balance it out, you idiot.”
And so, I met my group members.
“Yu Eunha, I look forward to working with you.”
“Me too. My skills might not be that great, but I look forward to working with you.”
I don’t expect anything from you guys anyway.
They were undoubtedly the types who would drop dead with a single gasp if a battle broke out, with names that sounded like you could hear them anywhere.
No matter if this was a world inside a novel, it was reality to me now.
What if even one of these two guys died because of Kim Seung-jun? That would be a big problem.
“I’m the one who’s all hype anyway. Let’s cooperate well in the Dungeon.”
I said that for now, but a good idea came to mind.
Why did I insist on handling this just between me and Choi Siwoo?
This was the Academy, after all. If I didn’t know the original story or was just an original character, I wouldn’t be able to come up with a countermeasure, but I knew everything, didn’t I?
The teachers at the Academy were educators and also instructors.
Wouldn’t such people try to deal with a Mutant if there was one inside the Academy?
Then there would be no need for me or Choi Siwoo to step up.
Right on cue, that retarded bastard Kim Seung-jun approached me majestically.
Oh, joy. He was getting an erection down there.
Just looking at it, he was pitching a tent, but it was truly a micro-penis.
Compared to me when I was a man, it was truly the difference between heaven and earth.
He dared to get an erection with that kind of thing? And he was looking at me, no less?
This was unforgivable.
With something like that, he couldn’t satisfy a woman, nor could he dominate one. In fact, if he shoved a dick like that at a lover, her affection would instantly die.
Not that he’d ever get a lover anyway.
A guy with such a loser micro-penis needed to be sent off from this life right then and there.
“Hey, Yu Eunha. I look forward to working with you today…”
First strike wins!
I slammed my foot as hard as I could into Kim Seung-jun’s truly useless crotch.
With a SMACK! sound, the guy collapsed right on the spot.
As expected of a thread-dick micro-penis bastard, even after becoming a Mutant, it seemed he still went down if hit there.
Now, all I had to do was report it straight to Fire Bat.
“Teacher! This bastard is from the Black God Cult!”
At my words, the guy must have felt a pang of guilt, as he struggled to stand up with his legs squeezed together and waved both hands, but little did he know he was digging his own grave.
“What kind of bullshit is that? What do you mean, Black God Cult?”
It seemed this bastard had somehow gotten even dumber after becoming a Mutant.
The angle was obvious just by looking.
Just from my hitting his crotch once, demonic energy was spreading from his body. At this level, there would be quite a few people who would notice.
So I planned to teach this bug a lesson right here and now.
“You bastard. That Sea Urchin Tattoo on the back of your neck is the proof, you fucker. Plus, you’re completely wrapped in demonic energy. Are you walking around advertising that you’re in the Black God Cult?”
Wasn’t this a really funny bastard?
He was a case where his brain had hardened even more after becoming a Mutant.
Perhaps provoked by my words, the guy, his face heavily contorted, finally stood up from his spot.
Even though he was caught by everyone, he must have lost his reason by now.
“You. Fucking bitch! Fine, I’ll assault you in the most humiliating way today!”
Originally, when a human was pushed to the brink, he or she would lose his or her reason and go on a rampage.
Right now, that loser is in exactly that situation.
Assault me in a humiliating way? Not a chance.
“Not interested in thread-dicks, thanks. Kkya-reureuk kkya-reureuk.”
If it were the original Yu Eunha, maybe. But did he think he could make a woman with a male ego submit with something like that?
Absolutely not.
Comparing that bastard to my past self just made him look completely ridiculous.
Back when I was a man, I learned this while sleeping with various women. Especially women who were taken, like a superior, or a wife or girlfriend I met on the street. women who committed adultery and cheated were usually females who were faithful to their instincts.
The reason they eventually fell for it despite saying no at first was that there was a gap.
And when those females were pounded by a male overwhelmingly superior to their husband or friend, they literally entered a Force open and Tie state.
As they fell deeper into it, they would eventually blame their cheating on their husband being an inferior male to me, shifting the fault to the husband or friend who couldn’t satisfy a woman, and ultimately falling as low as they could go.
And women who committed adultery like that would gradually start to look down on their husbands and lovers.
In other words, they would reach a state where they felt wrath and ridiculed the fact that they had dated a guy who was inferior as a male.
Becoming faithful to their instincts and falling for a strong male.
To be honest, my boss’s wife was fucking hot.
-That younger guy I knew’s woman was good too.
-Well, I’m a pussy now, so I can only do scissoring.
The reason I’m telling this long, cliché story is simple.
Even after becoming a Mutant, that bastard had nothing special going on downstairs.
And yet he thought he could do something to me. It wasn’t even funny.
Even if he had a girlfriend, he was the type of guy who would have her quickly stolen by another man.
“This bitch!”
The retard Kim Seung-jun lunged at me with all his might,
and right then, Fire Bat, who had been watching from behind, ran up and swung her bat.
CLANG!
Kim Seung-jun couldn’t even land a single proper attack on me before he was struck and sent flying.
But of all places, he ended up flying right into the Dungeon we were supposed to enter.
Uh, this seemed extremely dangerous.
If he went in there, he wouldn’t come out.
It would be great if he died, but wasn’t this usually the kind of development where the villains survived?
Ah, this felt incredibly uncomfortable.
I had a feeling things weren’t going to work out properly.
“Instructor, that’s a strikeout. So, did you get the kill?”
“I did hit him heavily. But I still need to find out who’s behind him, so I couldn’t kill him.”
In the end, it meant she didn’t kill him.
It meant she beat him just enough so he wouldn’t die.
Then, wasn’t there one problem here?
How on earth was she planning to drag that thing out?
“Then how are you going to drag out that thing that went into the Dungeon?”
“Don’t I have excellent subordinates? Now, I shall bestow a new trial upon you all.”
A trial? Was this woman truly crazy?
Surely she wasn’t spouting some bullshit about having literal babies who hadn’t even graduated yet catch that Mutant.
No, that seemed to be exactly it.
Either she was too lazy to go herself, or, given her family background, she was literally raised by being thrown off a cliff, so maybe I had to consider the worst-case scenario.
“Enter the Dungeon and catch the Mutant named Kim Seung-jun who is hiding tightly inside. If that’s not feasible, you can just beat him until he’s right on the verge of death! If you do that, I’ll give all of you Songdo!”
Ah, fuck. It was real.
If Choi Siwoo were here, it might be different, but right now, this is no different from telling me to catch that Kim Seung-jun.
Even if he had already been beaten by Fire Bat, that was a bit much.
“Um, teacher.”
In the end, I had to raise my hand and argue with this Fire Bat.
“What?”
“There’s no need for all the freshmen to go in, right? If the cadets die, it’ll only grind down the great Fire Bat’s reputation.”
Honestly, the reason she became a teacher here was that reputation. To be completely frank, it was a bit of a stretch to say she had the qualifications of a teacher.
“That is true. But somehow I feel like I’ve become the bad bitch here.”
“You haven’t become one; you’re just a genuinely bad bitch.”
A Mutant subjugation for kids who were just students.
If that wasn’t a bad bitch, then what was?
When I stared at her intently like this, Kim Jihye quickly turned her head away.
Right. If she had a conscience, she should.
“A. A-hem. A-hem. Well, anyway, if you guys subdue Kim Seung-jun and return, I’ll make it so Class A has no midterm exams.”
“So you’re saying we don’t necessarily have to do it?”
“That is true, but…”
Coughing awkwardly, she changed it to an option this time,
Was it okay to be that careless?
Hmm, then what should I do about this? If I set aside the fact that the situation had strayed far from the original work, what if the guy who went to catch him instead of me ended up in a terrible state?
Wouldn’t the damage be greater than in the original?
Then it would just leave a bad taste in my mouth for no reason.
Then in the end, it meant it was better for me to do it. What an incredibly annoying Fire Bat.
How nice would it have been if she hadn’t knocked him into the Dungeon and just left him sprawled out anywhere outside.
Left with no choice, I decided to pick up some members.
“Can we beat a Mutant?”
“It’s Kim Seung-jun, who’s already been beaten by Fire Bat. We can probably do it just among ourselves.”
“Waaaaah!”
“Kkiyoooot!”
For now, I left the excited students behind.
As expected, it was better to bring along the heroines, who were at least strong, for something like this.
It was absolutely not because I wanted to do something in that gloomy Dungeon, but purely because the heroines were strong.
Wasn’t it better to bring capable members and crush him?
So I called over two heroines.
“So, I’d like Ray, Han Suji, and me to go in.”
“Hmm. Is that better?”
“But will it be possible just with us?”
It would definitely be safer if Choi Siwoo were here.
Unfortunately, there was a reserve force right here.
“If Beubmi-jjang joins us here, it’ll be perfect.”
“That washboard?”
“Washboard? Who is that?”
Ray seemed to have instinctively felt something at the word washboard.
The way her face slightly crumpled was truly fitting for an elf, the frontrunner of elitism.
First, I had to give a proper introduction.
When we had to catch that guy Kim Seung-jun, we needed to unite.
“This is spirit arrow Ray and Flame Spear Han Suji. This is Beubmi-jjang. Her real name is Kim Beubmi, the mascot of the Reform Guild. She’s been to a Dungeon with me before.”
“Hawawa, my name is Kim Beubmi. I look forward to working with you.”
“When did you go without us knowing?”
“Before, school was on break.”
Somehow, it felt like the two of them were glaring at me.
Whether they did or not, from my perspective, we needed to increase our combat power even a little. So I wished they wouldn’t glare at me.
Ray, in particular, had a reaction of “why did you put something like that in my party?”.
I ignored Ray’s gaze and continued my explanation.
“Now, I’ll explain about Kim Seung-jun from here on. It’d be one thing if Kim Seung-jun had a unique ability. But he’s just an idiot who only uses body reinforcement.”
Well, they say you shouldn’t let your guard down, but in his character settings, that guy was incredibly pathetic.
There was no way that bitch of an author changed it, saying “Actually, Kim Seung-jun is~”, and it didn’t seem likely that Kim Seung-jun would become strong enough to beat me in that short amount of time.
That guy probably just became a cheap Mutant following the original development. The difference from the original would be that he was targeting me instead of Choi Siwoo.
Anyway, the current me was incredibly strong.
I was the super-duper strong beautiful girl Yu Eunha. That was what I meant.
“Hawawa. But who are we catching?”
“A mutant cadet who implanted a Monster Core.”
A pathetic bastard who got a full erection over a woman.
Despite having nothing, if his parents shed blood and tears to send him to the Academy, he should have at least attended diligently. Phew.
Such a fire-attribute filial son just needed his head smashed in.