Chapter 308
“Guys. Olivi-ah hit me!”
I pointed at Olivi-ah, who had smacked my cheek and gone right back out to fight, and shouted to my heroines.
“Yeah, there’s nothing to say to that.”
Huh? Are they seriously saying that?
My heroines are taking Olivi-ah’s side over mine?
This is just too much!
“You go pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy all day long. I’d slap you too.”
“And she’s a noble on top of that. You have to give her this much.”
Even Han Suji shook her head.
Hm. If that’s how it’s going to be, nothing I can do.
I have my own plans, you know!
“The sex I’m talking about is a kind of joke. A bit, you could call it.”
“No. What the fuck kind of joke is that supposed to be?”
So Olivi-ah knows what a bit is, too.
“Can’t you see how badly I want you two to make up? You were one and the same in the end!”
Black Olivi-ah, her hair a mess from fighting Olivi-ah, squinted one eye.
What’s with that reaction? I’m only stating the obvious here.
“You think that line works right now?”
“Half seasoned, half fried. In the end it all comes off one chicken! Aren’t you two halves of one Olivi-ah?!”
Family from the same root shouldn’t fight like that!
“I don’t even know where to start. One minute you say you’ll fight alongside me, the next you’re telling us to merge back into one. What is this.”
Olivi-ah put a hand to her forehead with a troubled look.
If I had overwhelming power myself, I’d have thought the same.
But there are a lot of problems here. That Black Olivi-ah is seriously strong.
That’s why she dodges all our attacks.
I want to use my Author’s Authority, but now that I think about it, I’m afraid of what it might do to Olivi-ah too.
“So stop fighting and have sex!”
I went closer and shouted that at the two of them.
So this is my method.
From what I saw earlier, Black Olivi-ah seems sensitive about her feelings too.
If I use that well.
So I push for reconciliation like this. I know perfectly well those two can never actually reconcile. So I appealed from the heart.
On the surface, that is.
I glanced at Olivi-ah.
Intensely.
She probably knew what my eyes meant.
At my look, Olivi-ah gave a small nod and then manifested a new spell.
“Void!”
Something like a black orb formed on Black Olivi-ah’s body.
And that black orb began to suck her body in.
“Where did this come from? What. When did you prepare this? Void magic!”
Crrrack!
The hole opening in Black Olivi-ah’s body slowly began to widen.
This was our chance.
Black Olivi-ah had dodged us this whole time, fixating on Olivi-ah alone like a rat, striking and bolting — but there was no way we’d let that opening slide.
“Yongyong Punch!”
Crack!
Already worn down from her fight with Olivi-ah, Black Olivi-ah took a punch from the strongest being in this world clean in the face and went flying.
“Kuaaaah!”
Wow. To hear something that pathetic come out of Black Olivi-ah’s mouth!
A girl shouldn’t use such language!
Still, our Olivi-ah has finally started working in sync with me — what a joyous occasion!
“This right here is Yongyong-i and Olivi-ah’s joint strategy!”
“Joint strategy or whatever it is. Still, I’ll give you that much.”
“Huh?”
Black Olivi-ah had to watch the fist Olivi-ah was forming.
That fist held a brilliant light.
What would it feel like to get that fist shoved into my pussy? Probably fucking blissful, right?
No. Yu Eunha. You’re not that much of a pervert. I can’t take Olivi-ah’s look of contempt again.
No, wait, wouldn’t that be a reward in its own way?
Either way works. For now, I just need to watch their fight.
No matter what Black Olivi-ah does, her attacks are useless anyway.
They’ve switched tactics, so every time Black attacks Olivi-ah it just gets erased.
A perfect battle, you could say.
“How cheap. Leaning on someone like this?”
What’s wrong with leaning on someone?
Olivi-ah is my heroine, obviously, so she can lean on me as much as she likes. That’s what I’m saying.
Hehehe. Black Olivi-ah is truly foolish.
You could call that cute about her, but this fight belongs entirely to Olivi-ah, so Olivi-ah should be the one to respond.
I’m just watching.
“People are creatures that live by cooperating. Unlike you, running around trying to become a Demon Lord!”
Ooh. Nice. Yes. That’s exactly it.
People are creatures who are meant to lean on each other.
Olivi-ah’s fist drove into Black Olivi-ah’s lower belly.
Huh? Isn’t this straight-up gut-punch play?
Black Olivi-ah’s face twisted strangely.
“This isn’t even funny!”
Right. It isn’t funny to me either.
And it isn’t funny to our Olivi-ah either.
Olivi-ah clenched her fist, apparently about to use a new technique.
A massive light gathered in her fist and turned red.
And its name was.
“Face Meteor.”
No, that’s a little childish.
“Hold on, that isn’t a Meteor—”
Black Olivi-ah protested too, but.
“It means a punch as strong as a meteor. You stupid bitch!”
It landed spectacularly on Black Olivi-ah’s face.
Crack!
Olivi-ah’s cute little fist buried itself right in Black Olivi-ah’s face.
Ugh, that’s awful.
And there was one more to follow.
“Void Barrage Bomb!”
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baboom!
Void Barrage Bomb.
I don’t know what kind of technique it is, but black holes started opening all over Black Olivi-ah’s body.
Black Olivi-ah tried to counter, but with Seo Jiyeon’s eyes on her, obviously no chance.
Naturally, Black Olivi-ah got beaten like a dog.
“You crazy bitch! Where is this power even coming from?”
Black Olivi-ah was born in the wrong era.
If I weren’t in this world, maybe it would be different. But the world Black Olivi-ah was born into is this one.
A world already past Yongyong-i’s ending.
Even I alone would be a problem, and she resurrects as a Demon Lord in a world packed with max-level characters.
This is insane.
Olivi-ah kept firing strange blue missiles at Black Olivi-ah, and Black Olivi-ah swung some strange sword and neutralized every one.
If neither side’s attacks land, the answer is a brawl.
Pussy grinding against pussy!
Just then Olivi-ah’s magic flew in and Black Olivi-ah slipped aside.
How did she know?
“You think the bitch split off from me is stronger than the original?”
Crack!
The fist landed again.
Olivi-ah. Isn’t she more of a close-range type than a mage?
She was diligently beating up Black Olivi-ah, her own doppelganger.
“It’s a problem if you forget that body came out of me!”
“Kgh!”
Beaten in midair, Black Olivi-ah plunged straight into the ground.
“If it bothers you, go make some friends of your own.”
Olivi-ah kept up the beating and the taunting. Black Olivi-ah’s body crumbled more and more.
Fair enough. If someone went at me personally like that, I wouldn’t want to live either.
I don’t know where that being came from, but.
“This is impossible. I can’t fall apart here like this! Kuaaaah!”
“Ha. You’re starting to make weird noises. You really aren’t me. If you were me you wouldn’t scream that pathetically!”
Slam!
Olivi-ah must have built up no small amount of stress living on Earth, because she pounded Chunibyo Olivi-ah with everything she had.
“This authority was mine to begin with. You bitch!”
She even wrenched Black Olivi-ah’s right arm outright to take the sword out of her hand.
Naturally, Black Olivi-ah’s counterattack was blocked by Jiyeon.
Boom!
I don’t know what she keeps slamming into.
Black Olivi-ah just kept getting driven into the ground.
It’s honestly pitiful to watch. Still, as long as she’s the villain, bowing out here is Black Olivi-ah’s role.
“Honestly, though, this is boring.”
“Hm. I was expecting a more epic battle.”
My chest feels grand, but what’s the problem?
Hm. Let’s not open my mouth any further. Lately everyone’s been treating me like a brainless Crazy Bitch.
It’s about time I acted with some gravity, like the author Yu Eunha I am.
“With Jiyeon helping, Black’s just getting pummeled one-sidedly, huh?”
Of course. Olivi-ah is strong.
Obviously, if Black’s attacks are blocked, Olivi-ah doesn’t need to defend and can thoroughly beat her opponent.
“And it might affect us. Our Yongyong would want to help, and we can’t exactly not help.”
“Right. And honestly, even without Jiyeon’s help, Olivi-ah would have won.”
“Really?”
“The sheer size of the power coming off her is different. She seems like a battle mage you’d see in a game. Even in a straight brawl she’s probably on my level.”
Though she is a mage, so she’d still have to watch her mana.
I think Olivi-ah would have won.
“Where do you get off strutting around when you’re not even me!”
“Don’t make me laugh! You’re me in the end too! What gives you the right to say anything to me?”
Black Olivi-ah is in a strange state.
Wherever her composure went, she looks mentally unstable.
No. Isn’t that actually not Olivi-ah at all?
Olivi-ah herself seemed to say it was her, but looking at this, it seems strange.
“I am you? I am only myself!”
This time a meteor really is falling.
Why is it so huge? Even I’d feel that one if it hit me.
Even the heroines watched the sight with wide eyes.
If we hadn’t been far away, we’d have been caught in it for sure.
“Hey, Eunha.”
“What is it, Jiyeon. Thirsty for pussy?”
If you’re thirsty for pussy, we should rub, but not right now.
Grinding right here would be a bit much, though!
“No, save that for tonight. What’s the difference between a falling meteor and Meteor? From what she said before, a falling meteor was Meteor. Now she’s calling it Meteor Punch.”
Hm. That one’s simple.
“Whatever Olivi-ah feels like, probably?”
Right? What is the difference, really.
Before long, the end of the battle came into view.
Slowly, Black Olivi-ah turned into black demonic energy and her body began to scatter into the air.
“No! I don’t want to die like this!”
“Just let yourself be absorbed into me quietly and it’s over!”
Oh. That’s kind of hot?
Absorbed by me. Absorbed by pussy. That sounds quite arousing. There was a theme in some adult content where people were absorbed by pussy.
“Isn’t that a little suggestive?”
“Where on earth is that hot?”
Jiyeon interjected.
Come now. If I say it’s suggestive, then it’s suggestive.
Anyway, it seems the end has finally come.
Black Olivi-ah put up her share of resistance, but in the end she couldn’t beat Olivi-ah’s fists.
She was incomplete from the start. And on top of that she ran into us as well. At this point Black Olivi-ah is almost pitiable.
I mean. She should have picked a better place to flex as a Demon Lord.