Chapter 299
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Some time passed after Sin was subjugated.
Shueri also moved here, and now that we were a completely perfect Heroine Party, we tried to live indulging in wine and flesh every day. But with eyes watching us, it was a bit awkward to do so.
One day, I was lying on the bed looking at my phone when Rachel approached and asked.
“Kate is great and all, but isn’t it uncomfortable using her every time?”
“It is.”
“I made a new formula this time, so how about moving the entire ruins under Songdo?”
Moving the entire ruins is not bad. The problem might be Ha Jeong-seok.
“Ha Jeong-seok will probably throw a fit.”
“What can that bastard do? We just need to tear out the part where the Archive is, anyway. And it’s not like we’re tearing it out in the open. Weren’t you the one who said it’s not a crime if you don’t get caught?”
“Hmm. I guess so? But it’s a hassle.”
Ha Jeong-seok had already undergone Gukppong Corruption anyway, and I had fed him a lot, so even if we got caught, he wouldn’t say anything. The problem was just that it was a bit of a hassle.
“Hurry up and do it.”
“Ah. Yes, ma’am.”
If my wife tells me to do it, I have to do it. What else can I do?
I took Kate and immediately flew to the Elf Ruins.
No, wait. Hold on a second. Is there any reason to go through the trouble?
“I am Author Yu Eunha.”
There’s a limit to using it every time, but I can write a novel to some extent.
I attached a setting.
-The Archive Transfer Device connected to the Elf Ruins can be moved entirely at my will.
A fragment of the ruins embedded with the formula fell into my hand.
Shouldn’t this be enough?
Looking closely at the ruins, I realized the formula had definitely disappeared.
And I returned to my room and went to the study.
“Now. I just need to install it here, right? Can I just shove it to the side?”
I just stuck it in the corner of the study for now.
Now if I go over there, I can enter the study to my heart’s content.
I decided to enter the Archive to test it out.
“Hmm, it smells musty as always.”
It smells exactly like something old.
I thought this place would have become fine as the history of the Elf World changed. As expected, the Archive itself is unnecessarily massive.
The only fortunate thing is that I cleaned up everything that needed cleaning and can now completely control this place as I please.
“Hm?”
Bzzzt, bzzzzzt.
An unknown sound flowed out from the Archive Control Room.
Looking closely, I noticed a light was on the communication device.
Who is it? Who called?
“What? Is it that guy saying 'My body is burning' calling again?”
I completely replaced everything to shake off the horror vibe. Is the phone still connected to the ruined Elf World by any chance?
I decided to quietly listen for now. I was curious about what would come out.
Of course. I should be the one to speak first this time.
“Ah, ah. Mic test. Mic test. This is Yongyong-i.”
Now, who will come out?
[“Yongyong-i? What the fuck is a Yongyong-i?”]
?
What’s this? I’m hearing swearing in our language. Could it be connected to somewhere in Korea?
It’s a bit stupid, but let’s test the waters.
No, more than anything, the voice is so pretty. I really want to fuck her.
With the ego of Author Yu Eunha and the dark desires of Yongyong-i fused together, it wasn’t as bad as before, but hearing a voice like this still made me horny.
Don’t normal men also react when they hear a pretty voice?
I want to at least see her face.
Then, as a Korean-made Yongyong-i, I have something to say here.
“This is the Archive. The Archive. Who is this? Do you like kimchi?”
Do you like kimchi?
Our food, kimchi, was properly marketed!
Like it or not, the food of the Korean people is marketed in various ways!
Even a foreigner who uses Hangul would know this.
[“This is Olivia of the Armeria Empire. Where is that Archive?”]
Armeria Empire? What kind of neighborhood is that?
At least in this era, there is no nation that can be called an empire.
If there had to be one, it would be the Baekhwa Autonomous Region.
It is a faction that could be called the Yongyong Empire anytime I made up my mind.
I proudly declared!
“This is Korea. It is Songdo New City, where the Archive has been relocated. In other words, it is Yongyong City, to distinguish it from the past Songdo New City.”
At my words, a groan flowed from beyond that communication device.
[“Korea? Songdo New City? What. This is fucking weird. What kind of neighborhood is that?”]
She doesn’t know Songdo?!
This is a bit sad. Not knowing Songdo in this era means you’re a world-class spy bastard.
Why? The one who saved the world is me, and the Baekhwagyo too. The capital of the Baekhwagyo Autonomous Region is Songdo.
Listening to the voice, she sounds like a woman around my age.
In other words, there’s no way a younger generation that uses the internet wouldn’t know.
“Armeria Empire? What fantasy world is that? Are you kidding me? You’re the one who shouldn’t be lying.”
[“Fantasy? Hey. Who are you to treat a perfectly existing nation like a fantasy?”]
In all my life, I’ve never heard of such a country. This young lady is no good. If she were in front of me, I would have scolded her with some scissoring.
No. Before that. No matter how I look at it, her way of speaking doesn’t seem like normal Korean.
But she doesn’t sound like a Joseonjok or a Chinese either. Something is weird. I need to test the waters with this.
[“I’m suddenly getting pissed off. I don’t know what kind of humans Joseonjok are, or what China is, but Empire citizens are half-bloods! You’ve been spouting some bullshit about Yongyong-i or Korea since earlier. Where the hell is that place?”]
Wait. If so, this is true.
There’s no way I wouldn’t know this development, even for me!
Couldn’t a fantasy world actually exist?
The Elf World right now is a fantasy world. I didn’t hammer in detailed settings, so it wouldn’t be strange if there were a few worlds like that.
I like her personality for now.
“Why have you been getting so angry since earlier? Anyway, you sound like a woman. Are you pretty?”
[“But listening to you has been making me angry since earlier. I don’t know who you are, but if it’s not the Empire, explain in detail.”]
Alright. If you ask for an explanation, it’s only right to answer!
“Uhm. This is Korea on the Korean Peninsula, located on Earth where 3 or 4 billion people live. No, it is Manbando now. So anyway, it’s Manchuria and the Korean Peninsula. It’s Songdo in Korea.”
[“Bullshit. The population of the Empire, the foremost nation on the continent, is barely 50 million, but a single star has 3 or 4 billion people? Does that make sense?”]
“That’s why I said it’s a star. Korea’s own population is roughly over 30 million, including this and that.”
If the population of the Empire, the foremost nation on the continent, is a little under 50 million, well, maybe civilization hasn’t developed that much in that world.
Or maybe there’s a faction hostile to humanity that controls the population.
Like a Demon King or something. Anyway, what’s certain is.
“I can tell just by hearing your voice. You have huge milkers, right? Seeing how hot-tempered you are, you probably have a job that only uses strength.”
She gives off a simple muscle vibe.
Could she be a woman who just loves working out?
If it’s a fantasy world, maybe she sweeps away monsters as a muscle warrior.
[“I’m a Mage! More importantly, what the hell are milkers?”]
Wh-what, it was a professional class unexpectedly. If so, is the reason she’s getting so angry that it’s that time of the month for a woman?
“What else, they’re breasts.”
Click.
The call was cut off.
No, this is too much. She could have played along a bit. To hang up over something like this is quite something. Hmm. Still, isn’t it a little curious?
Could there be some registered information?
If it’s the Akashic Record, it might have the knowledge. This is about whether the existence called the Armeria Empire actually exists.
[“The Armeria Empire is the foremost human nation on the continent in a world called Kania. The era of the Empire, where the woman connected to the Master is located, was a time when the war between humanity and the Demon King’s Army was fierce, and it was the point where the Demon King was eliminated by the active role of a hero.”]
As expected, it’s a cliché Demon King and Hero setting.
It reminds me of the time I acted as a Porter.
“You sure know a lot about that. Then do you know who the woman from earlier is?”
[“She is an entity with the potential of both a Demon King and a Hero. Currently, she holds the government posts of Grand Tutor and Saintess in the Armeria Empire. Depending on the situation, she could become a Demon worse than the Demon King, or she could become a Hero.”]
So there’s such a complex and subtle existence. Originally, having such psychopathic tendencies is more arousing than simple evil. Moreover, an entity with the potential of a Demon King exists at a point when the Demon King is dead. The answer is obvious, isn’t it?
Her voice was normal earlier, but a person’s true nature is actually different.
“Oho. Does that mean she can become pure evil? Can I see a picture?”
A picture is important. What if she has an appearance that makes me horny?
[“Currently in the Armeria Empire, if I were to draw a montage of Saintess Olivia, she would look like this.”]
Some image popped into my head.
As expected of the Akashic Record! It’s perfect!
And it made my eyes go wide.
Huh? White hair like me?
Moreover, her eyes are deep blue. They are very brilliant, too. They harbor a universe so deep that you can’t fathom the person’s inner thoughts.
She looks like a perfect match for me.
Even look at those milkers! Milkers of an enormous size! She has milkers of an outrageous size that would seduce anyone regardless of age or gender!
Awoo. I really can’t hold back on this.
“She’s fucking pretty. A girl like this has the potential of a Demon King and a Hero? Well, there are plenty of weirdos like that, becoming a Hero for just one trivial reason.”
If so, couldn’t she roll right into my lap too?
This seems like an unexpectedly simple problem.
Maybe I could tie her to this world?
This world is much better than a world that’s so hard to live in!
If an existence like this is a Demon King or a Hero, anything about her would be arousing.
Hmm, should I aim for her? The problem is how to bring her here.
“Is there a way to bring her here?”
[“Olivia is the foremost Mage on the continent. If she puts in the effort, it might be possible.”]
Hmm. Then do I have to seduce this woman named Olivia?
“If she’s the foremost Mage on the continent, how does she compare to me?”
[“Hmm. It would be difficult to determine which side is stronger.”]
Oh, so she’s also one of the strong persons on the continent.
Considering the population, is a figure like Olivia really on the strong side?
In the end, effort is important.
My name is Yu Eunha.
I will get the woman I want, no matter what!
The problem is I need to find a way to contact her again.
No, wait. I’m an author.
-I am reconnected to Olivia, whom I called just a moment ago.
I grabbed the magic stone and put it in that setting.
My head feels a bit dizzy, but this much is fine.
I will do anything if I can just get that woman and those huge milkers!
Of course, I’ll have to be in author mode.
This is my original personality in the first place anyway.
“Hello?”
I spoke into the Communication Magic Stone.
[“No, what, you can make outgoing calls too?”]
No, what does she take this place for?
Sure, it would be a hassle to contact her again if it weren’t for me.
“Hello. I apologize for my rudeness earlier. My name is Yu Eunha, and I am the Commander of the Baekhwagyo Autonomous Region in the Republic of Korea.”
I introduced myself carefully, hoping the other party would lower her guard.
[“Ah, is that so? But what about that person from earlier?”]
“Ah, that was me. I thought it was a prank call.”
Please, I hope she just glosses over this part.
[“A prank call? Ah. I roughly understand what that is. Understood.”]
Hehehe. Right. I’ll make her let her guard down like this first, and then snatch her up in a flash.
From her reaction, it seems she’s tired of fighting the Demon King.
If this is the case, it can’t be helped. She will eventually fall for me slowly.
Now, it’s time to test the waters.
“It seems that your world and this world might be different. If it’s alright with you, could we meet?”
[“Are there perhaps Demon Kings or enemies of humanity over there?”]
“It’s not that there aren’t any. They aren’t enemies that threaten humanity, but rather enemies for making money or showing off national power? Those exist.”
Since the monsters on this side are nothing more than that now.
Catching monsters to make money, and easily catching monsters to reveal, 'I possess Hunters who are this strong. Mwahaha.'
“Do you have any thoughts of coming to this world?”
[“Hmm. It is a world I would like to experience once, though.”]
“Then come right now!”
I ended up trying to seduce her right away.
[“Hold on a moment. I will first look into whether I can go. Could you perhaps contact me again later?”]
“Yes! Giggle.”
[“Uh, hmm, then I will contact you again later.”]
Right. Up to here, it was very good.
I laughed heartily.
A world with milkers that exists uninfluenced by me!
If I had my way, I’d want to go there myself, but it’s impossible to leave the Heroines behind.
Anyway, since I’m connected with this to that side, I’m satisfied for right now.
“Hehehe. With this, milkers from an Other World are also gotten! Ack!”
A heavy fist landed from behind.
When I subtly turned my head, what I saw was a red Crosshair!
“What do you mean, GET! Ah, this is ridiculous. Why do you hit on everything you see?”
It’s Jiyeon-i. Jiyeon-i is glaring at me, the Crosshair flashing in her eyes. Oh man. Sometimes that’s scary to look at.
If I get caught in that, I’ll seriously get punished right away. I mean, the cooldowns are superior.
“No, well, uh.”
“This dog-pussy bitch, seriously. Hey. How many more do you have to add to be satisfied?”
Until I’m satisfied?
I was about to talk back, but I held it in because Jiyeon-i’s eyes looked like they were going to kill me.
Yongyong-i is a good baby.
“But there are milkers beyond this magic stone! Honestly, aren’t you curious about a person from a fantasy world?”
“That’s, well.”
She’s probably curious!
It’s a freaking fantasy world. That’s what I’m saying!
“More than that. Hm? I’ll get permission from Rachel too. Hm? I’m telling you, she’s super. Super pretty!”
“More than me?”
“Uuuuhm. If we’re just talking about looks, about the same level?”
The gaze glaring at me! It’s scary!
It’s exactly the same level, though.
Jiyeon-i, who had been glaring at me for a long time, shook her head.
“Sigh. Just this once, okay? Saying she’s as pretty as me makes me curious too.”
“Oh yeah.”
“Get permission from Rachel on your own. I won’t be able to shield you even if you end up getting into deep trouble.”
She should at least help me with the aftercare up to that point.
Don’t tell me. Is she telling me to get into deep trouble?