Nolbu glared at me, his face pale.
“You *Crazy Bitch*! Yes! Why are you suddenly talking about chicken?!” “Your *Madam*'s chicken was supposedly so delicious that even I, a *Villain*, went in disguise to eat it, and guess what? The legs and wings were missing! How can you treat a *Guest* like this?!”
I hurled the chicken box at Nolbu’s face. Nolbu’s *subordinates* managed to catch the chicken box instead, but Nolbu’s eyes were bloodshot, as if shocked by my words.
Of course. *Nolbu Chicken* had announced it would open a chain in a few days, so this was precisely the time for good *Image Making*, and I had ruined it.
“Th-that can’t be!” “It’s all on CCTV and on camera, so go check it out!” “Alright. Let’s say that’s true! What does that have to do with the spaceship?! The spaceship has been inspected multiple times by the *International Magic Engineering Research Institute*!”
Oh, choosing the spaceship over the chicken. A wise choice. I inwardly applauded with tears as I walked towards the spaceship.
“Is that so?”
“It is! Don’t spout nonsense!”
“Suit yourself~”
“You *Damn Bitch*! Get away from the spaceship right now! Today, it’s either you or me!”
“Guess who I am?”
“Who else? A *Villain*!”
Right. You know me well. I’m a *Villain*. So what will *Yongyong-i*, who’s targeting the spaceship, do? I suppose I’ll have to engrave what I’m about to do into that stupid head of his.
“Alright. So what will this enraged *Villain* do to this spaceship?”
The *Baby Yongyong-i* approached the spaceship and pulled out a bomb from her embrace. The wicked *Nolbu* waved his hands, staring in despair.
“N-no!”
“This bomb is a *Magic Bomb* I made by gathering all the overflowing power within me. It’ll have a huge effect on a spaceship that runs on magic, won’t it?”
“D-don’t do it!”
“Let’s just blow up the spaceship.”
The *Baby Yongyong-i* tossed the bomb inside the spaceship.
*BOOM! CRASH!*
Wow, it started exploding spectacularly from the inside. A chain reaction seemed to have started inside, as explosions from the lower levels began to tear the spaceship apart.
“Oh my God. This is unbelievable. How could this happen? How much money have I poured into this?!”
“Woohoo~ I can hear the stock prices plummeting!”
Despite Nolbu’s despairing gaze, the spaceship continued to explode without stopping. With each explosion, Nolbu’s eyes grew so wide they looked like they might pop out.
*BANG! BANG! BOOM!*
“Y-you *Crazy Bitch*! Stop! Stooooop! How much of my money went into that?!”
“Is it my money? It’s yours! Blame your wife for not frying the chicken properly.”
*CRACKLE! CRACK!*
The spaceship, completely destroyed internally, began to disintegrate externally as its durability ran out. Just as Nolbu’s spaceship was being utterly destroyed, I saw a few *Hunters* from the *Guild Alliance* rushing over.
It seemed Nolbu had called for backup. Instead of rushing in himself, did he call long-range ability users to protect the spaceship? As I looked towards Nolbu, the people who had come as backup were *Jiyeon-i*, who had been vigorously mixing bodies with me a few hours ago and had turned into a *Slug*, and *Cha Jieun*, the *Ice Vagina* I was going to conquer next.
“What are you doing?! Why aren’t you catching her?! At least try to salvage the spaceship fragments!” “Talk sense. We came to see who it was, and it’s *Baekhwa*? If we try to catch her, we won’t even be able to retrieve the spaceship fragments.”
Cha Jieun's face was pale blue, as if she didn't want to deal with me after the last battle. It looked like she had just been dragged along by the call for backup.
“What about you then?”
“I’ve got shaky hands these days. So I’ll probably just hit the spaceship along with her.”
Jiyeon-i confirmed it was I and simply backed off.
“Ugh, you useless bitches!” “You couldn’t do it yourself, so you called us, and now we’re the ones inconvenienced, aren’t we?” “So, there’s no way?” “What are we supposed to do when the others also have strong destructive power? Or should we call *Noah*?”
If it’s *Noah*, she can manipulate scents, so that would be the right method. At least the goal of driving me away from the spaceship could be achieved. But I don’t think *Jiyeon-i* recommended *Noah* for no reason.
“Are you kidding me? *Noah* is currently deployed in *Hwanghae Province*!”
“So it’s better to give up.”
It was impossible from the start. I don’t know why *Noah* is in *Hwanghae Province*, but by the time she returns, this spaceship will be utterly destroyed.
“How much money went into this! Oh, dear!” “Then why did you marry such a useless wife that it’s come to this?” “That *Baekhwa*, she’s quite the psycho, even to me.” “What?”
Look at that. *Jiyeon-i* is getting angry because they called her lover a psycho.
“Why?”
“N-nothing.”
To avoid making *Jiyeon-i*, who was trying to compose herself, uncomfortable, I decided to leave at this point. Of course, before that, I cautiously approached Nolbu, whose mental state was already shattered.
“Hey, buddy.”
“What’s with the sudden...”
*WHAM!*
“Ughhh!”
I kicked and burst both his testicles. Just as Nolbu foamed at the mouth and collapsed sideways, I used *Kate*, who was hiding next to the spaceship fragments, to open a *Gate*. I needed to finish things quickly before more *Hunters* arrived.
“Next up, *Cheongwadae*.”
Before stepping through the *Gate*, I gave *Jiyeon-i* a quick wink and then entered *Cheongwadae*'s *Secret Room*.
“H-eek! It’s *Baekhwa*!”
*SLAP!*
First, I slapped the *President*'s *Chief of Staff* to the ground. Then, I confidently approached *Ha Jeongseok*.
“What?! That *Crazy Bitch* again?! What did I ever do to deserve this? Why today, of all days?!”
Just then, a liquor bottle caught my eye. I had seen it before on *Rachel*'s online shopping mall. Is this *Rainbow Snake Wine*?
“Hoo. So it’s *Rainbow Snake Wine*. Right. Is this what makes hair grow well?”
Well, he made a good choice. If *Ha Jeongseok* orders this liquor from *Rachel* every time I pull out his hair, isn’t this truly a *Creative Economy*?
“What are you thinking? You’re not going to, are you?”
As I wiggled my fingers as if to pull out his hair, *Ha Jeongseok* flinched.
“If you don’t want your hair pulled out, you’ll have to help me with the *Urban Reconstruction* of the land I’ve occupied.”
Ha Jeongseok is a madman who values himself immensely. No, he’s normal, but what kind of person only cares about himself as a national leader?
“This *Crazy Bitch*!” “Want it pulled out again? I hear leaders from various countries call you the *Korean Crazy Egg*, don’t they?”
I don’t know what his past is, but if he’s being cursed at by the *United States* *President*, I suppose that says it all.
“Even if I wanted to, I have no budget! I’ve already invested in *Hunter* training, the *National Hunter Promotion Project*, and the development of *Magic Engineering*, so there’s no budget left!”
Right. I knew it. That’s why I’m asking for more.
If things go this way, *Cheonsan* will naturally have to step up.
Nolbu? Nolbu ruined his spaceship, and he’s the type who believes it’s best to keep all the money for himself.
He probably tried to gobble up *Songdo* all by himself too.
Now he’s ruined the spaceship, and he’ll never pay.
So what’s left?
“Then pressure *Cheonsan*.” “That’s...” “Why? Can’t you do it? Should I just pull out all your pubic hair? On live broadcast? I hear you were friends with the *United States* *President*, weren’t you? Wow~ that would be really entertaining, wouldn’t it?”
The *United States* *President* was the first to give him the nickname *Korean Crazy Egg*. Upon seeing that nickname, it was evident they were probably rivals or had the kind of relationship where they’d grab each other by the hair and fight.
“Alright! I get it! Just stop!”
“Fine, I’ll let it go.”
My wife bought the liquor, so I’ll let it slide. And from this day forward, *Nolbu Space Industry* was ruined. Many companies had supported *Nolbu Space Industry*, but the spaceship was destroyed by a *Fallen Nun* enraged over a single chicken, bringing the *Nolbu Space Industry*-led *Terraforming Project* to a failed end. And now, in *Lee Yujin*'s *Chairman's Office*, I was reviewing Nolbu's situation with her.
*Baekhwa* beats *Nolbu*
*Baekhwa* and *Nolbu*'s spaceship
*Baekhwa*'s *Nolbu Chicken* controversy
*Ha Jeongseok* *Baldy*
*Ha Jeongseok* *Baldy*
Damn it. Why is *Ha Jeongseok Baldy* still trending? It’s infuriating.
And quite plausible videos have appeared on YouTube.
For example,
“*Baekhwa* apparently loved chicken. So, risking pursuit by the Association, she visited the popular *Nolbu Chicken*, only to find the chicken missing its legs and wings. This is infuriating even for chicken lovers, so imagine how a *Mutant* like *Baekhwa* would feel? Enraged, *Baekhwa* ultimately destroyed *Hunter* *Lee Nolbu*'s spaceship. She utterly obliterated it with a bomb. I was there, and she deliberately shattered *Nolbu*'s mental state, didn’t she? As *Baekhwa* caused such a commotion, it was revealed that *Lee Nolbu*'s *Wife*, Ms. A, was exploiting her *Sister-in-law*, Ms. B.” “So, this time, *Baekhwa* can be seen as having done a good deed, can’t she?” “Yes. *Cheonsan* was also building spaceships, after all. Some speculate that *Baekhwa*'s actions were an act of retaliation against the *Government* for targeting *Songdo*. After all, it was *Lee Nolbu* who strongly pushed for the *Songdo Expedition*.” “They say she threatened *President Ha* again, demanding *Urban Reconstruction*. What do you think about that?” “That’s precisely the evidence of retaliation. *President Ha* denies it, claiming he’s supporting the *Citizens* of the *Quarantine Zone* and not doing it because of *Baekhwa*, but that’s not the case at all. Wh-what, who are you people?! *Gagging sounds*!”
This was like a video of a famous YouTuber who shares information about *Villains* having a phone call with a self-proclaimed *Baekhwa* researcher.
This had happened just a few hours ago. Yet, videos like these were already uploaded.
Well, I don’t care what happens to that self-proclaimed *Baekhwa* expert, but *Lee Yujin*'s extremely satisfied expression suggests she’s quite pleased that I beat up *Nolbu*.
After all, I ruined her rival, so there’s that.
“Thank you, *Lady Baekhwa*. Thanks to you, the opportunity has shifted from *Nolbu Industry* to us. We’ll be launching in a week.”
“That’s good to hear.”
“First, thanks to *Lady Baekhwa*'s negotiations with *President* *Ha Jeongseok*, we can now legitimately provide support. Once we launch our spaceship, there will be virtually no company in *Korea*, or even the world, that can beat us.”
Considering *Cheonsan*'s scale and my support with magic stones, it’s not impossible.
*Cheonsan* will now become the leader in advancing *Magic Civilization*.
“So, as promised?”
“Yes. We’ll provide support anytime.”
I’m truly grateful for that. But there’s something else I need to say.
“But, you know?”
“Do you have something more to say?”
Yes. I do have more to say. There has been a scent wafting around since earlier. I glared at *Lee Yujin*, covering my nose with one hand.
“There has been a smell coming from you since earlier. Can’t you do something about it?”
“A smell? What kind?”
Lee Yujin began to sniff herself. This woman is truly hopeless. How can she play so innocently like this?
“You’re really giving off a strong *Female Scent*. Are you in heat because you want to do it with me?”
“N-no, I’m not. H-huh?”
What do you mean “no”? When I touch you like this, your pussy is completely soaked. Isn’t this practically an abalone? She is this aroused just by being with me. If <F1>Lee Yujeong</F1> gets aroused by secretly watching my sex, does this woman get aroused just by being with me? Ah, she knows my true identity. Is that why? Is she aroused just by talking to a terrifying being like me? It must be different from <F1>Rachel</F1>. The fear and terror of how the <F1>Evil Dragon</F1> before her might treat her, or if she might be devoured, are instead turning into pleasure. As I gently touched her with my hand, I found an <F1>Electric Dildo</F1> in her pussy, and another dildo in her ass. She had double dildos. This woman is truly astonishing.
“You have dildos shoved in your pussy and ass, and you still have the nerve to say no?”
This is unforgivable. As I pulled the dildo from her pussy, the *Chairman's Office* filled with a thick, cloying *Female Scent*. And my will also surged. The dildo was thoroughly soaked in sticky vaginal fluid, and the smell... ugh. Without realizing it, I sucked on it.
“Ah. This is...”
“Do you want to be devoured by me?”
“N-no, I mean, that’s...”
At my words, her face flushed even redder, and the amount of fluid increased. As expected, she wants to be devoured by me. This woman is into that kind of thing.
“You want to be devoured, don’t you? Gnawed to bits. By an *Evil Dragon*.”
“Th-that kind of thing...”
Should I grant her wish? It’s been a long time since I’ve practiced cannibalism, so instead of gnawing on her flesh, I’ll just bite her like a vampire.
*CRUNCH!*
Strike while the iron is hot, they say. I bit her shoulder. My teeth sank in, making blood trickle out. Somehow, more fluid was trickling from below. It flowed like a waterfall. Her twitching and squirming were quite a sight. Indeed, this <i>Enchanting Dragonling</i> has a talent for making women climax with just a bite.
“But you know...”
“H-hee! Hiiih! H-ugh!♥”
She’s just been bitten, yet she’s already limp and convulsing on her own. It seems this woman can’t be satisfied with just scissoring.
*Lee Yujin* isn’t really suitable for the main event.
No, she’s good enough as a pet to play with occasionally, but as a *Heroine*? She’s quite lacking, I’d say.
She probably wants to be my *Slave* herself. And if she climaxes just from being bitten like this, I won’t be able to enjoy it for long.
“Alright, that’s enough for today.”
“Haaang. H-ughhh.”
I lifted *Lee Yujin*'s chin, meeting her eyes.
“Next time, I’ll show you something even better, so make sure you’re ready when I come calling, all right?”
“Y-yes. Y-heeheehee♥”
I casually tossed <F1>Lee Yujin</F1> aside and flew out. To think that such a person is the <F1>First-in-command</F1> of <F1>Cheonsan Group</F1>, the top company in the <F1>Republic of Korea</F1>, feels truly hopeless.