Chapter 353
#
I am currently having an intense conversation with a woman.
I don’t know why we are talking, but anyway, I was having a rather sincere conversation with the woman in front of me.
Ah, right, I remember now.
Right. That woman is the entity who could be called the author of this work.
-So it’s a new story for the disqualified Heroine! A DLC, so to speak!
-It’s a novel, fuck.
-Then we can just call it a spin-off. Fufufu. There is something you don’t know.
-Ah, fuck, beep- what, did you even put a filter on my words?
-Fufu. I dislike swearing a bit, so this isn’t a novel or a dream. This is reality.
-Beep beep beep. No, wait, this isn’t a dream?
-Hahaha, anyway. This means it’s not your first time visiting this place.
-Huh?
-Because I messed with your head a bit before. You ended up like that because of me. So this time, it’s the concept of a DLC. A spin-off. A side story.
-If it’s a spin-off, it’s a spin-off, and if it’s a side story, it’s a side story, beep.
-This time, well, it honestly got a bit vulgar, but I think the original appearance is better after all. I’ll pray for your happiness this time around.
Why on earth am I talking to this woman?
We had been talking for some time, and even if I didn’t want to talk, I couldn’t leave my seat.
I couldn’t even properly recognize her face. Still, that strange woman waved her hand, as if the conversation was over.
The moment the woman waved her hand, it felt like I was going to fall into a hazy sleep again.
However,
As I fell into that sleep, somehow this dream was a little different.
If it felt strange and vague when I was talking to that woman earlier, my consciousness is clear now.
Inevitably, I realized that this was reality.
And what I saw was a familiar ceiling.
“Ah, a familiar ceiling.”
I should definitely have been in a motel room, so why am I in my house?
Did Beubmi send me to my house because she was happy I sent her to Hong Kong? Probably not. Considering that state, Beubmi is probably still collapsed from exhaustion.
Even if she wakes up, she’ll walk powerlessly like a newborn fawn.
Anyway, the boundary between dream and reality is ambiguous.
I don’t know if what happened earlier was a dream, or just an extension of reality, but one thing is for sure: my body feels refreshed.
It is refreshing, but…
Naturally, it’s scary outside the blanket. Somehow, I wanted to sleep a little more.
“I don’t know. Let’s sleep more.”
I tried to sleep more.
Somehow, there was a presence nearby. Feeling something strange, I slightly turned my head and saw a man with a sturdy build.
Moreover, he was a handsome man giving off a warm vibe.
I know very, extremely well who that is. First of all, I know everything from the novel’s descriptions. It’s Yu Jinseok-i.
Yu Jinseok-i was somehow making a very uncomfortable expression.
“Yu Eunha.”
“Ah, what is it? Let me get some sleep.”
Those words came out somewhat naturally.
Fascinatingly enough, I felt that Yu Jinseok-i was a familiar presence.
“Huu. I know well that you still hate this older brother. I didn’t know that sending you to Hanseong Academy to help you become a proper person would turn out like this. I am truly sorry about that.”
Well, is that really something to be sorry about?
Honestly, going out is better than living day by day like a shut-in.
Furthermore, I can’t just let this body and perfect appearance rot in the corner of a house.
“Do you know how surprised I was to hear the news that you defeated a Mutant? I was happy, but as expected, seeing my younger sister go through something like that really… chatter chatter chatter.”
It’s fucking noisy.
“Because of this incident, the Hunter Guild is keeping a close eye on you… this older brother doesn’t need you to become a Hunter. As long as you’re healthy… mumble mumble mumble.”
Oh fuck. Does he have a sister complex?
That’s why he couldn’t do anything until the original work ended.
He is definitely a virgin. And he is truly a pitiful virgin. It seems the talking will continue for a while, so let’s just let it go in one ear and out the other.
I am Yu Eunha, yet I am not Yu Eunha.
My body is Yu Eunha’s, so I’ll listen for now, but having this long conversation in the same spot with a man is extremely disgusting.
“I felt sorry, so I put in plenty of living expenses for this month. Take good care of your body. I’ll be going now.”
Thud.
That human finally left.
It was seriously annoying to listen to. I barely maintained my sanity by singing the national anthem in my head until that human finished talking.
Now then, since that human is gone too,
I should do what I had forgotten until now.
Actually, there is something I couldn’t do yesterday because I was busy fucking Beubmi like a dog.
Pretty much everyone probably knows I beat Kim Seung-jun to a pulp by now. Yu Jinseok-i alone knows it right away, and there’s no way the Academy side would bury it when all the students already know.
Furthermore, if it’s the Black God Cult, the story is different.
-I heard that bastard Kim Seung-jun became a Mutant?
-I knew that bastard would cause trouble someday.
-He is colluding with the Black God Cult. Hanseong’s reputation will be ruined.
-I heard the crazy bastard became a Mutant to rape women.
-That’s why Yu Eunha roasted that bastard’s dick lol
-Ah fuck, that’s a bit much.
-He’s a Mutant bastard anyway, but he’s a bit pitiful.
-The situation was so bad that even the Association was considering showing a little leniency because of it.
Hmm, the reactions were quite diverse.
Most of them were like, “As expected of Yu Eunha!”, and some kids, probably feeling a sense of kinship as fellow men, expressed slight dissatisfaction about his dick being burned,
Of course, even the kids with complaints thought it was a good thing that Kim Seung-jun got crushed.
Is there any other content besides this?
First of all, if you’re becoming a popular star, you have to pay close attention to your fans too.
Title: Yu Eunha is definitely a Crazy Bitch Lesbian fr
Ray and Han Suji said that she stepped up and fought to protect them.
-Why? Hanseong Academy has a lot of Lesbians, so why did she only protect those two?
-Fuck. Look at the comment above. Does this Academy only have Lesbians? Please save the male Saengdos too.
-Lol, even so, she’s just a 1st-year freshman.
-Aren’t they hyping her up too much just because she’s Yu Jinseok-i’s younger sister?
Hmm, there are various posts coming up.
Besides these kinds of posts, things containing somewhat sexual content are also being posted.
Wait, don’t these kinds of posts usually get deleted? This is even a school community. Isn’t it too free?
Who knows if even more sexual content will be added.
They just barely didn’t cross the line. There’s a ton of content like this that would get you hit with justice realization if it were written carelessly in the Korea I used to live in.
But now I’m really an officially recognized Lesbian.
Well, I did do a lot of crazy shit, so it’s natural. It’s almost surprising that Yu Jinseok-i doesn’t know.
“Ah, whatever. Let them chatter away.”
Knock knock knock.
It seems someone else has come visiting. Fuck, who is it this time? I’m trying to get some sleep.
Is today a weekday? Ah, was it? Is that why that Fire Bat came visiting?
No, with that woman’s personality, there’s no way she would just let it slide. She wouldn’t come like that. She’d come banging on the door.
I opened the door. Hmm. A familiar face was visible.
“Yo. Yu Eunha.”
“Phew. I’m only seeing the Divine Sword User today.”
Following Yu Jinseok-i, only cheat characters are showing up.
“Did senior Yu Jinseok-i come too by any chance?”
Choi Siwoo began to look around.
No matter how I look at it I really can’t understand why this kind of gay bastard is the harem Protagonist.
No, wait a minute. I should say what needs to be said while I’m at it.
No matter how I look at it, Choi Siwoo missing that day is definitely a twisted deviation from the original work.
Of course, it could be that the snowball rolled as Yu Eunha changed, altering Choi Siwoo’s actions as well.
“Yeah. You bastard. What the hell did you miss? If you were there, we would have caught him faster.”
“Ah, um, sorry. I had something to do.”
Why is he smiling so good-naturedly? That kind of smile might work on other women, but it won’t work on me in the slightest.
Unless it was his parents' funeral, he should have shown up. That way, this bastard could stand out even a little bit as the protagonist.
Of course, he wouldn’t know that the original work is a novel, fuck.
Right, well, to that guy, this is reality, so he wouldn’t know unless he undergoes regression.
“I bought a strawberry smoothie. Let it slide just this once. It was truly an unavoidable circumstance. I bought cream puffs too.”
A smoothie?
“I’m letting it slide just this once, got it?”
Lately, smoothies have been hitting the spot perfectly. Maybe it’s because I’m in Yu Eunha’s body, but there are days when I particularly crave sweet things. I decided to put his circumstances aside and let it slide just this once.
Anyway, I’ll consider that effort commendable and, as your older brother, let it slide.
For now, I am trying to listen to what he is talking about while slurping the smoothie Choi Siwoo gave me.
Since he’s the protagonist bastard, he probably didn’t just come to sweetly farm affection points from a woman.
“First of all, from what I found out, this incident has spread quite loudly within the Academy too.”
“How much time has even passed?”
Well, Han Suji or Ray aren’t the types to go around blabbing about it. No, well, I already saw that it spread to some extent, but for Choi Siwoo to specifically express it as “quite loudly” means something.
Ah, he is implying that a few days have passed.
“It’s already been 3 days, though?”
3 days? It’s been 3 days since I fucked Beubmi? Then I woke up after 3 days, and right then Yu Jinseok-i and this guy showed up?
Oh fuck. To think that the first things I met after 3 days were two dick-havers. This is the worst.
At the very least, I want to touch Ray’s or Han Suji’s breasts, or their milk jugs, or their baby rice cookers, or something like that.
No, let’s not do this.
I am Yu Eunha. Even so, I shouldn’t be too blatant about it.
Especially since Hanseong Academy is full of bastards who just blabber without passing it through a brain filter.
“So, the Association side is recently keeping an eye on Hanseong Academy, since a Mutant appeared too.”
“Is that so?”
Well, it’s a given if a Mutant appears.
There must be another reason why Choi Siwoo specifically came to me to give this report. Not simply because I caught Kim Seung-jun, but maybe he wants something from me.
Maybe he has something in mind because I caught Kim Seung-jun saying, for example, “You, become my companion!” and trying to officially put me in as his main Heroine.
No, that’s a bit too dangerous.
Why on earth should I receive attention from a male.
“So about that, would it be okay if I protected you for a while? You live alone in your house too, you know.”
“Fuck.”
I knew it would be like this. I never doubted that this Siwoo bastard’s dickhead would point toward me someday.
Of course, he’s probably a virgin bastard who hasn’t even used it yet. Anyway, this is nothing more than the prelude to the Protagonist’s signature “you, become mine”.
Well, if it’s Choi Siwoo, he might have another thought in mind.
“Actually, I somehow ended up getting to know the Black Dragon Guild.”
“Isn’t the Black Dragon Guild a guild famous for being an information source?”
Huh?
“Kim Seung-jun was probably a subordinate of theirs, and a stronger guy will appear next.”
Wait a minute. That information is something even the Black Dragon Guild wouldn’t know since they don’t even know the Black God Cult’s Hideout at this point?
Choi Siwoo’s condition seems a little strange.
His face seems very serious too. How should I put it? It seems like he’s speaking genuinely.
“Since I couldn’t take care of you this time, I will definitely, absolutely protect you next time.”
But how do you know that?