Chapter 135
When I came to, I was in Author Yu Eunha’s room. Author Yu Eunha sat my exhausted body gently in a chair, then looked at me with a pathetic gaze.
“Why were you so complacent?” “It wasn’t a fight I was going to lose anyway.” “No, it was embarrassing, wasn’t it? Don’t you know? Perfect! No damage! You should have defeated Pingtao flawlessly!”
Author Yu Eunha clenched her fists and swung them around. Now that I think about it, I really should have done that. My head wasn’t working properly then. I could have just killed her and revived her as a Mutant.
“Is that so? No, but still. I caught the Yellow Dragon easily.”
“Semen Bomb?”
“No, the magic missile! This body was originally yours, wasn’t it?”
And you’re talking about Semen Bombs with that attitude?
“That’s that, and this is this.” “Now that you mention it, you blew up my Tail Enhancement last time, didn’t you?”
I still haven’t forgotten the grudge from that day.
“What are you talking about? That was a dream. Blew it up? It must have been a failure.” “You say it was a dream, but you know too much about it? And what’s that washing machine?”
I pointed to the washing machine in the corner of the room, which shouldn’t have been there.
This is getting more suspicious by the minute.
“Do you think I live without doing laundry?”
“This is the Imaginary World, isn’t it?”
“Shut up.”
I clamped my mouth shut. What could I do when the owner of the house told me to shut up? Then why did she call me? I wasn’t dead. Not that I could die, but was there any particular reason for Author Yu Eunha to call me in this situation?
“Alright. Is there anything else you want to say?”
“It seems that since your body is Human-based, your power is weaker than your past self’s. So, let’s enhance it.”
“Enhance?”
“Sin is stronger than you think. To even call you a traitor… it’s funny, considering you’re the root of Demonic Energy. In other words, you feel weaker than you appear, which makes them act up. It’s less of an enhancement and more like releasing your former power.”
So, she’s giving me back my original power? Is that what she means?
But I’m already strong enough as it is. How much stronger can I get?
“Are you not supposed to interfere?”
“Causality crossed the line first. I’ll only unlock about 20% for you. I think our Yongyong-i can handle that much.”
“What kind of power is it?”
“You’ll know when you go back.”
So, I’ll know instinctively? Putting that aside, I also want to ask about the being called Magnute. I don’t want to endure another headache by asking the Akashic Record.
“Oh, and what’s a Magnute? No matter how much I think about it, I’ve never given birth to such a child.”
“I’ll just tell you that it’s a being your past self created. For now, you need to capture Pingtao before the Guild Masters intervene, so I can’t explain in detail.”
“You mean my past self gave birth to it?”
My hands trembled, and my head throbbed.
Surely it’s a lie, right?
“Is that so shocking? Well, you did completely forget about your child…”
“I was a non-virgin! I was fucked!”
I clutched my head. I can’t believe it! I hate it even now, but my past self was fucked? I received a male’s seed? Oh, bullshit. As I clutched my head, denying reality, Author Yu Eunha pulled out a notebook she had taken out once before.
“…That’s not it, so just shut up and go back!”
SMACK!
The next moment, a stinging sensation came on my cheek, a rush of heat went through my body, and my vision went black.
* * *
I woke up under a blue sky. Ah, power surged through me. The power my past self possessed had returned. Ah, this is it. This is it, this burning sensation, the power boiling within my entire body. I felt like I was about to explode.
“Kikkikikik. Kikkik. I killed the Evil Dragon. Killed it.”
Watching Pingtao, intoxicated by her own sense of victory, left me dumbfounded.
That thick-headed Bitch, who struggled so much against Phase 1 and even brought out Phase 3, must be insane.
KWA-AAAAAAAH!
White Flame erupted from my body. It was not Demonic Energy, but magic power. Even if it was broadcast, there was no fear of me being exposed as a Mutant. A pillar of fire shot up to the sky, as if expressing my Wrath. Now, I intended to give that ignorant Pingtao some proper Indoctrination.
“Ha, this fucking bitch. She’s really counting her chickens before they hatch.” “Kikkik. Wh-what? You, Eunha, how did you get up?”
She really thought she had me. To allow a single hit from a Bitch like this, I must have been crazy. I pulled out the spear embedded in my body. The gaping wound was healed by the White Flame, and new flesh sprouted forth. Fully prepared, I scoffed at Pingtao.
“Hey, you’re Phase 3, right? I’m only Phase 1.5 now. What are you going to do?”
KWA-RURURURUK!
I coated my sword with a high concentration of White Flame, unlike before. Since I had imbued the sword itself with the White Flame Bomb of Destruction, there was no way this Bitch could defeat me.
“Hey, try to hold on, will you? This time, I’m not planning on fighting you delicately.”
I would utterly crush her. Before I knew it, the surroundings had become a sea of White Flame.
“Impossible. Where did such power come from! I’m supposed to be the strongest!”
I rushed through the flames towards the horrified Pingtao and swung my sword.
CHWAAAK!
I simply cut off Pingtao’s right arm. Just for having endured my attacks until now, this Bitch should be kneeling and begging before me. As her armored arm was severed, black blood gushed out.
“First, I cut off her right arm.”
“Die! Yu Eunha!”
Oh, she’s attacking with a spear again.
CLANG!
“What Idiot gets hit twice? And as for me now…”
I parried Pingtao’s spear, which was about to pierce my body, with my sword, then grabbed her left arm, threw her into the air, and opened my mouth.
KWA-AAAAAH!
A compressed White Flame Beam burst from my mouth, striking Pingtao’s body.
Her armor shattered mercilessly under my compressed beam.
And I relentlessly battered her body with my sword.
Unilateral humiliation. That’s what it was. An assault by the Strong Person on the Weak Person. An act to instill despair and terror in the Weak Person’s allies.
“Ahahaha. See? I told you you couldn’t beat me, didn’t I?”
“Keck. Ke-egh.”
“The source of our power is different, you pathetic Bitch.”
KWA-JI-JIK!
I grabbed the weakened Pingtao’s head, helmet and all, and dragged it across a concrete building that happened to be nearby. She pissed me off a bit, so I had to punish her accordingly. Don’t you think? I grabbed her head with my magic-infused hand and slammed it into the ground several times.
CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
Cracks appeared in the ground, splitting apart as if a drought had struck.With each slam, a thick cloud of dust rose.Pingtao couldn’t offer even the slightest resistance.The moment she twitched, I slammed her head into the ground.
“I. Told. You. To. Listen. To. Me, you fucking Bitch. Why are you acting so cocky when you don’t know your place?”
PA-JIK KWA-JI-JIK!
After a few more blows, the armor, made of the now-depleted Demonic Energy of Sin, shattered completely. Then, Pingtao appeared, her upper body mostly exposed, a red eye gleaming in her cleavage.
“Oh, is that Sin? How lewd, an eye in her cleavage?”
“W-wait. A. Moment.”
“Wait for what, you idiot.”
KWA-JI-JI-JIK!
I plucked out that eyeball and threw it away.
“GUH-AAAAAAAH!”
“So, how do you feel? Want me to beat you up some more?”
At my words, Pingtao’s body, which had been groaning for a while, stiffened.
“W-wait, this wasn’t my will.”
Did she come to her senses because Sin was extracted? Whatever the reason, it doesn’t matter. Now that her will to fight is broken, I just need to beat her up a bit more and get her to surrender. If Sin surrenders, this war will ultimately be our victory.
“Even if it wasn’t your will, you still had the arrogant thought that you could defeat me, didn’t you? If you surrender now, I’ll reattach your arm.”
“S-surr -”
SWISH!
A clean slicing sound came from somewhere, and Pingtao couldn’t finish her sentence. Her neck was severed, and her head rolled away. Wondering who it was, I looked behind me and saw that Chinese guy who sometimes pops up on the internet. It’s Zhang Wei, this guy. Commander Zhang Wei of the Beijing Warlords. In the original story, he was supposed to merge with the Main Body of Sin.
“Pingtao. You foolish Bitch. I told you not to let your guard down. How can a woman of the great Zhonghua surrender to a barbarian?”
“Zhang Wei, huh. Anyway, they just keep showing up like Vienna sausages strung together, one after another.”
“Hehehe. So weak, after all. In the end, this Sin is mine. I shall become Sin!”
That madman picked up the Sin that had fallen to the ground. This really pisses me off. Who gave him permission to just lop off a Heroine’s head? Ah, I’m angry. So angry. My insides are boiling. If she dies, I’ll kill her, if she lives, I’ll save her. If she gets eaten, I’ll eat her. I was just about to enjoy the Hangul Patch, Indoctrination, and Humiliation Play for this Slug. This Son of a Bitch.
“Hehehe. Your power must have waned considerably, too. In that case, I suppose I can finish this here, can’t I?”
PA-JI-JI-JI-JIK!
Deer antlers sprouted from Zhang Wei’s head. Scales gradually began to rise on his skin, and soon he started transforming from a human into a dragon. Yellow Dragon. What the hell did this madman do to his own body? I wanted to demand an explanation, but that bastard only speaks strange Chinese, so even if I asked, he wouldn’t kindly answer in Korean.
“Akashic Record. You know how this guy ended up like this, don’t you? That’s related to the Yellow Dragon, not me.” [Zhang Wei researched the Yellow Dragon he resurrected from the Yellow River and collected Yellow Dragon’s Cells, implanting them into himself, just as he would have inserted a Fragment of Sin.]
This crazy Son of a Bitch.
“I am the Emperor, not Zhang Xueti! Hahahaha!”
He had now transcended human form and grown enormous.
The Yellow Dragon? He had become the Yellow Dragon itself. However, unlike the original Yellow Dragon, he was about half its size. Even so, he looked like he could crush humans like insects.
I don’t know what he was saying, but it seemed that fake dragon was desperate to die by my hand.
In that state, I doubted he could become emperor even if he wanted to.
So, I decided to give him a good thrashing.
Better to die than become a lizard like that.
“I will crush everyone, starting with the Korean Bitch who dared to shame Zhonghua!”
Yeah, bullshit.
KWA-AAAAAAAH!
“Huh?”
The White Flame Beam that erupted from my mouth struck the fake dragon’s head. The fake dragon’s head cleanly evaporated, and its headless body crashed to the ground with a thud. Who do you think you’re messing with?
* * *
Songdo
In the Songdo Penthouse, Rachel was urgently preparing a large order of Rainbow Snake Wine. However, for a while now, Ray had been flying around and crying, preventing her from getting the golden ratio for the Rainbow Snake Wine right. It was such a large order that she needed to use Magic, and at this rate, she might be late. There was no helping it. For a mother, her child must be the top priority.
“Kyu-iii-it! Kyuing!”
“What’s wrong? You have to tell me. What’s wrong?”
Lee Yujeong, who had been watching the Mother and Daughter (?) bickering for a while, put down the Golem Controller she was using and approached the Elf and the Dragon Mother and Daughter.
“Didn’t you say you could understand Ray’s cries?”
“No, this is real crying.”
“Kyuriririt. Kyu-woo-oot.”
How could anyone tell if that was crying or talking? Lee Yujeong felt a headache coming on, then briefly observed Rachel’s reaction. Rachel, who had been quietly listening to Ray’s cries or words, furrowed her brows.
“You want to suck on mama’s boobies but they’re not there? Eunha’s, you mean? Don’t be like that, I’m your Mother too.”
When Rachel took off her top and exposed her breasts, it seemed Ray was asking for breast milk. But unfortunately, Rachel’s breasts were quite small for breastfeeding. No, it wasn’t impossible, but what would Ray think?
“Hmph.”
Ray looked at her Mother Rachel’s breasts, then sighed and turned her head away. She was a total pervert, just like someone else. But Rachel herself couldn’t produce breast milk to give.
“You just sighed, didn’t you? I’ve grown a lot recently too, you know? Come on, suck!”
“Kyu-woo-woo. Kyut!”
“Wait, where are you going? Hey, come here!”
“Kyurururut!”
In the end, Ray escaped from Rachel, who had tried to force her to breastfeed. Lee Yujeong was about to follow her but decided to pick up the Golem Controller and resume controlling the Golems in the north. Before long, Ray returned to the Room with a switch resembling Yu Eunha’s breast. Rachel knew about the existence of this room, so she tried to compromise in some realistic way.
“No, wait. Ray? Don’t do that, come on, be a good girl? Come here? If you press that, you’ll become a bad adult like your father.”
“Kyu-i-it!”
PRESS! PRESS!
Ray excitedly pressed the switch repeatedly with her snout.
[BEEP-The Anti-Monster Interception Magic Missile System has been activated. Welcome, Yu Eunha-nim.]
“W-wait, you can’t press that! Ah, no!”
“Kyut! (Yes!)”
[Currently threatening allied forces…]
PRESS!
Soon after, Songdo experienced an earthquake even larger than the one it had recently experienced, causing anxiety among its citizens.
That day, hundreds of magic missiles rose into the sky above Songdo.