Welcome to the Golem Mayhem (4)

A couple in their twenties not having sex at a motel is a crime.

A man and a woman go into a motel holding hands, but the bed’s still dry when they check out? According to the Nord Nine O’Clock News, there’s a 90% chance it was a drug deal.

The other 10% is either that the guy’s impotent or that the couple broke up that day.

But needless to say, I was a horny dick-sword master, and we were a lovey-dovey couple.

Therefore, it’s our duty to soak the bed at this fifteen-copper inn. I will hear no objections.

─Creak.

I finished showering and came out into the room.

The chilly autumn weather was no problem, since I’d warmed the room with my original spell, <Willis Carrier’s Hand>.

Fran, who’d been waiting naked the whole time I was washing up, had a face as red as a ripe tomato.

“I-Is this really the right way to do it?”...