I'm Going to Rape My Childhood Friend LOL (2)

[Poster : ChildhoodFriendRape■]=[Evelyn Marigold]

[Lmaoㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm going to rape my childhood friend of 15 years right now lol][2]

I've held out this long, so it's totally legal to rape him for real lololol. I'll fuck him like an animal until I drain his balls completely.

ㅇㅇ(892.151) : You crazy bitch, you were always ranting about wanting to fuck himㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ And now you're actually going through with it. Be sure to post a review lololol

ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : Sex!

“....?”

It was a post written in such vulgar language that I could hardly imagine it had come from the Evelyn I knew.

While rubbing my eyes, wondering if I'd misread the name, my fingertips happened to touch Evelyn's nickname.

[ChildhoodFriendRape■]=[Evelyn Marigold]

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“....”

I had no idea how long Evelyn had been using the gallery.

But the terrifying number of posts—more than fifty thousand—made it clear that Evelyn was deeply invested in the gallery.

‘What on earth did she post so much about?’

When I searched her posts out of mild curiosity...

[I found sex!!!!! lol If you want to see my childhood friend get fucked like a dog, upvote lol][11]

-1 hour ago

[The more I think about that fucking childhood-friend bastard, the more pissed off I get. Is he seriously an idiot or a eunuch?][5]

-3 hours ago

[I can't take it anymore. Does anyone know a place near the Imperial capital that sells sleeping herb, knockout mushrooms, and orc aphrodisiac? I'll pay a good reward] [7]

-6 hours ago

More than ninety percent of her posts were about wanting to fuck her childhood friend.

“No... I could understand the other stuff, but orc aphrodisiac?”

I'd heard it was sometimes used for breeding on farms, but aside from erotic novels, I'd never seen it used on a person.

ㅇㅇ(892.151) : You crazy bitchㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ You're planning to feed him orc aphrodisiac?

ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : Shut up. If you know where to buy it, tell me. If you don't, get lost.

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : I left the address in your guestbook as a private messageㅋㅋ But since this could still end badly, buy some sunrise flowers for the antidote tooㅋㅋ I'm not lying—if you feed him orc aphrodisiac and can't get all the semen out, the blood rushing there could make his dick burst (it really does).

ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : Don't worry ㄴㄴ I'll squeeze out every last drop.

ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : No, you crazy bitchㅋㅋㅋㅋ It's not you who's in danger; your childhood friend's dick is going to burstㅋㅋㅋㅋ

MagicalGirlOfJustice■ : Are you out of your mind, planning to feed orc aphrodisiac to a person? I cannot forgive such an obscene act!

ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : Your mom.

“...”

I couldn't stand it any longer and closed the window.

What on earth did they mean, that his dick would burst if he couldn't squeeze out the semen?

‘Did men have that kind of side effect when they took orc aphrodisiac?’

Somehow, in every erotic novel, the orc aphrodisiac was fed to women; I'd never seen it given to a man.

I'd simply thought they didn't want to describe a man in heat, but there had been this horrifying reason behind it.

‘I absolutely can't become a eunuch.’

I glanced down at my groin and nodded.

Though it had never seen proper use after ending up with the wrong owner, my dick and I would be together until the day we died.

“...No, more importantly, Evelyn wants to do that to me?”

I briefly tried to deny reality, wondering if perhaps it was just a coincidence that the names matched, but it was pointless.

If only the name had been the same, it might have been possible, but this ability had kindly revealed her surname as well.

The odds of another Evelyn from the Marigold family existing in this world were vanishingly small.

“...And she even mentioned Yonkishen Village.”

In the end, that meant [ChildhoodFriendRape■] really was Evelyn, my childhood friend of fifteen years.

“But that makes no sense...”

Considering the way Evelyn usually treated me, there was no way she could want to fuck me.

‘You think I come to see you often? Are you an idiot? I only ran into you because I happened to be passing nearby!’

‘Huh? Don't get the wrong idea, idiot. Who said I smiled? Just looking at your face irritates me!’

‘Hmph, it's not like I came here to nurse you or anything. I just came to laugh at you for being sick!’

That was Evelyn—always getting angry at me and snapping at me at the slightest thing.

“Could it be another childhood friend of hers?”

But I'd never heard that Evelyn had another childhood friend.

One way or another, we'd spent fifteen years together.

If she'd had another childhood friend besides me, I would have noticed long ago.

“Sigh... I don't know.”

When I grabbed my head and tried to sort out what was going on,

Bang, bang—!

I suddenly heard someone pounding on the door.

Of all the people I knew, there was only one who would show up this suddenly without making plans first.

“Hey, Ian! You're in there, right? Open the door!”

As expected, I heard Evelyn's voice from the other side of the door.

“....”

Normally, I would have sighed once and gone to open the door, but now I found myself wondering whether I should let Evelyn in at all.

Bang, bang–!

“Hey! What are you doing? Open the door already! You're in there!!”

The pounding on the door grew louder and louder.

In truth, the moment Evelyn arrived at my door, there was no changing what would happen.

Even if I pretended not to be home, Evelyn would just keep waiting outside.

Click—

“Hey! Why did you take so long to open the door? Are you hiding a woman in there?”

When I opened the door, Evelyn snapped at me with an infuriated expression, her arms folded as always.

“...No, it's not that.”

“Huh? Why are you flustered? You really are hiding a woman?!”

Evelyn raised her eyebrows, strode into the room, looked around, and then said,

“What? There's no woman here.”

“What are you talking about? Where would I get a woman? You know I'm unpopular.”

“...Grrk.”

At that moment, Evelyn ground her teeth and glared at me, apparently angry about something.

“...Sigh. Seriously... Never mind. What's the point of telling you? Hey, I made a cake especially for you, so go brew some tea.”

“....”

Evelyn often brought food and visited me since I lived alone, but after seeing those suspicious posts, I couldn't help wondering about the ingredients in the cake.

“What are you doing? Go brew the tea.”

“...Black tea?”

“Yeah. Earl Grey. Three sugar cubes.”

I didn't think it was necessary, but there was no harm in preparing for the worst.

‘...She said sunrise flowers have a detoxifying effect.’

Fortunately, sunrise flowers weren't used only as an antidote; they were also commonly brewed as tea, so I should have some stored at home.

Clack─

...Damn.

When I checked, less than half a normal serving remained.

Still, it was better than nothing, so I dumped all of it into my teacup.

A little while later, when I returned after brewing the tea, Evelyn was sitting on the edge of my bed instead of at the dining table.

“Tsk, why did you take so long? Can't you do anything faster?”

“No, why are you sitting there?”

“Where I eat is my business.”

“That's my bed.”

“So? Do you have a problem with it?”

“If you drop crumbs, I'll have to clean them up.”

“...Ah! You're so noisy. Just come sit down.”

“Sigh...”

When I pulled out a table and set the teapot on it, Evelyn cut off a piece of cake with her fork and held it in front of my mouth.

“Here, you eat first.”

“But you brought it, so you should have some first...”

“I said you eat first.”

When I tried to resist a little, Evelyn gave me a cold glare and said,

“Or what? Are you saying you can't eat the cake I made?”

Honestly, I didn't want to eat it until I knew it was safe, but...

Maybe because I'd been under her thumb since childhood, I simply couldn't rebel against Evelyn.

“Mmm....”

I opened my mouth and swallowed the cake. It tasted deliciously chocolatey, sweet with a faint bitterness.

“...Ahem... How is it?”

“Well, it's good because you made it.”

“Ah! That's obvious! More importantly, isn't your heart pounding or your head spinning?”

“I feel fine.”

“Tsk, really?”

Evelyn clicked her tongue, crossed her legs, and muttered under her breath.

“Strange... I definitely put in three times the proper dose... At this amount... it should have worked right away.”

Then, just as she'd predicted, my heart began pounding wildly, and all the strength drained from my body.

‘...Ah, the sleeping herb.’

I'd been so focused on the orc aphrodisiac that I'd momentarily forgotten about the sleeping herb.

“Oh my~? What's wrong, Ian? Are you dizzy?”

Evelyn said, the corners of her lips curling faintly upward.

“Evelyn... wai...t...”

Squeeze─

When I tried to stand, she wrapped both arms around my head so I couldn't escape and spoke in a gentle voice.

“Heehee... It's okay. You look dizzy, so get some rest.”

Thump!Thump!Thump!

Could it have been the effect of the orc aphrodisiac?

The scent of Evelyn's skin rising from her chest seemed several times sweeter than usual, and blood rushed to my lower body.

“There, there. Good boy, let's sleep like this... It'll all be over when you wake up... It's okay.”

When Evelyn naturally laid me down on the bed, my mind remained clear as if sleep paralysis had seized me, but my body had no intention of moving.

“...Hey, are you asleep?”

“....”

“You're not pretending to be asleep, are you?”

Whoosh!

Suddenly, Evelyn jabbed a finger toward me and stopped it right in front of my eyes.

“....!”

“Yeah... He really fell asleep.”

It was a relief that my body had gone rigid.

I nearly flinched without meaning to.

Glance around—glance around—

After checking her surroundings, Evelyn locked the door, lay down beside me, pulled me tightly into her arms, and began to sob.

“Sniff... I-I'm sorry... Ian... I... couldn't... be... honest... I'm... sorry... Please... don't... hate me... Sniff... I... I hate this... personality of mine too... but whenever I stand in front of you... Sniff... Waaaah... I-I'm sorry... S-someday... I'll definitely... be... honest... Hic... Sob... P-please... don't hate me...”

Hearing Evelyn cry for the first time in years made my heart heavy.

‘I've never hated you even once...’

Though Evelyn had a foul mouth and a somewhat nasty personality, she was still my childhood friend and someone more precious to me than anyone else.

After crying in my arms for quite a while, Evelyn suddenly lifted her head and shouted,

“But you're at fault too!! Hey! How could you go all these years without touching me? I tempted you so blatantly! Am I really that unattractive? I'm pretty! Do you know how many people have confessed to me?!”

I knew very well that Evelyn was beautiful.

From the moment I'd first seen her, I'd always thought she was beautiful, with shining blond hair, deep blue eyes like the sea, and even the slightly broad forehead she hated me mentioning.

“Now that I think about it, I'm getting pissed... Right, it's not all my fault. You're the bad one... We even went on a hot-spring trip and you did nothing!! Even when I said I was coming over and you kicked your parents out, you just fed me and left!! Ah!! Whatever!! I'm going to stake my claim before someone else takes you...!!”

As Evelyn climbed on top of me, her long, slender fingers grabbed my pants and pulled them down in one swift motion.

Boing─!

My dick, which had been trapped inside my pants, sprang out as though it were about to tear through my underwear.

“...Huh...? W-wha... what is that?... Why... why is it so... big...?! It... it used to be much s-smaller...”

What time in the past was she even talking about?

More importantly, had Evelyn remembered my penis since we were children?

“W-what do I do... This... I... have to... take off the... underwear too...”

Perhaps its size had frightened her, because she only rested a hand lightly on top of my briefs.

Sliiide─

“Haa... h-hot... so hot... It's hard and...”

Apparently embarrassed, she turned her head away while continuing to sneak glances at it and stroke my dick over my briefs.

Stroke─ Stroke─

“Ugh...! I-is it wet?... T-this means... you like my hand, right?”

To be honest, Evelyn's hand movements felt clumsy to someone like me, who masturbated at least five times a day.

But just the fact that Evelyn was touching my dick made me feel as if I could ejaculate in an instant.

“Y-yeah!... Then... I'll... ta-ke it off now..!”

Seeing the precum leaking out seemed to restore Evelyn's confidence, and she finally pulled my briefs all the way down.

Smack─!

“Hic...?!♥”

The dick that sprang out smacked Evelyn across the cheek, making her hiccup softly.