Chapter 28
▶[There are (187) unread notifications!]
▶[There are (188) unread notifications!]
▶[There are (189) unread notifications!]
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A notification window whose numbers were rapidly climbing in real time.
Wondering what on earth was going on, I clicked the notification, and it took me to my last post.
[Author: Fap8TimesADay◆]=[Ian]
[I'm feeling depressed...][148]
Should I just go out and die...
IOnlySayNiceThings■ : You fucking bastard, Administrator, did you really kill yourself??? Stop being depressed and come back!!!
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : Now that you're gone, all sorts of fucking idiots are running wild in the gallery!!!
MojitoDeliveryman■ : For real, a Dark Emperor spam attack? If the administrator doesn't stop this,
it can't be stopped...
ㅇㅇ(113.111) O almighty Administrator, protect us from tactical nukes, and deliver the gallery from trolls
Puaeng■ : Please... Administrator, please come back!!! I'm seriously about to lose my mind taa!!!
ㄴPuaeng■ : Kyaaaaaaah!! I've seen nukes three times today alone!!!
Just from checking a few comments, I could tell something was seriously wrong with the gallery.
And, just as I expected, when I checked the gallery's first page...
[Anyone seen the administrator? LOL I'm going to run wild LOL][0]
[Kyaaahhh! Where the hell did all the tactical-nuke disposal squad go!!!][6]
[LOL I'm running wild too LOL Let's~ destroy the gallery~][5]
[┏━━━━━━━Idiot Collection Complete━━━━━━━━┓][7]
[Anyone seen the administrator? LOL I'm going to run wild LOL][0]
[Anyone seen the administrator? LOL I'm going to run wild LOL][0]
[Justice!! Where is the justice of this gallery!!!][3]
[Aaaaaaah!! Fuck!! Administrator!!! Where the hell did you go!!!][4]
[Anyone seen the administrator? LOL I'm going to run wild LOL][11]
[ㄴIf you spam posts, I'll eat mint-choco chicken for lunch tomorrow][3]
[Administrator, please come back!!! The gallery's doomed without you!!!][1]
[┗━━━━━━━━Collecting idiots━━━━━━━━┛][0]
[Anyone seen the administrator? LOL I'm going to run wild LOL][0]
[You fucking uneducated black bastard, stop posting disgusting pictures!][2]
[What??? Did the administrator abandon the gallery??? Is the gallery really doomed???][6]
[Anyone seen the administrator? LOL I'm going to run wild LOL][0]
[A fragrant virgin-scented picture posted to the chaotic gallery.jpg][4]
It was a hellscape.
It was almost astonishing that the gallery could fall apart this badly after only about two days without management.
‘How did they survive when I wasn't the administrator... Still, I guess I can tell what a tactical nuke is now.’
With a little hope, I clicked the spam post with the most comments...
[Author: ㅇㅇ(74.859)
[Anyone seen the administrator? LOL I'm going to run wild LOL][11]
(A tactical nuke.JPG that I don't even want to describe)
If tactical nukes turn you on, upvote LOL
“Ugh... fuck.”
The picture was so disgusting that I looked away the moment it appeared.
“What? ...You're comparing this crap to Miss Yuris?”
To call Miss Yuris's breasts tactical nukes... It was utter nonsense unless one had gone insane.
IOnlySayNiceThings■ : Fuck, you bastard, how many hours have you been spamming!!! Are you seriously insane?
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.859) : Why so serious? It's just a little prank.
Puaeng■ : There has to be a reason you're continuing this... The gallery will be ruined at this rate...
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.859) : A reason? Do I really look like someone who needs a reason? You see, I'm a dog chasing after a carriage. Once I catch up, I probably won't even know what to do. I just do things first and think later.
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : What the fuck are you even saying, you cringey middle-school-syndrome bastard? Aren't you embarrassed acting like this at your age?
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.859) : Embarrassed? About what? I'm an agent of madness! And madness is like gravity: once you start falling, you can't stop yourself!
MagicalGirlOfJustice■ : Stop hiding behind a VPN and come out on your main account! Then I'll take you on!
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.859) : Oh! No! No! Not you. You're not enough! Someone like you can't stop the Dark Emperor's spam!!
WholesomeUsername32■ : You're having mint-choco chicken for lunch tomorrow. Just so you know.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.859) : Go fuck yourself, idiot.
ㄴILikePeasants■ : As expected of Mr. Mint-Choco Chicken. He stripped off the act in an instant LOL
“...I really want to reveal his identity.”
[ㅇㅇ(74.859)]
[Block][Reveal Identity]
Even if I hadn't become sex partners with Eveline, I could've spent three days as a eunuch and learned his name...
Once I'd experienced that pleasure, I couldn't possibly abstain from sex for three whole days.
“How many IPs does this guy even have?”
When I'd asked the gallery before, they'd said VPNs were too difficult and complicated to create, so everyone had given up...
I had no idea what that troll had done to acquire so many VPNs.
[Ah, seriously, I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving the gallery. Bye-bye][5]
[Anyone seen the administrator? LOL I'm going to run wild LOL][0]
[Administrator!!!! You!!!! Fucking!!!! Bastard!!!! Where the hell did you go!!!][7]
This wasn't the time for that.
I had to post something, because if I didn't clean up the gallery first, the situation seemed liable to become irreversible.
Tap─ tap─
[Author: Fap8TimesADay◆]=[Ian]
[I'm back][7]
Haha, sorry I'm late. The gallery became a fucking mess while I wasn't looking. I'll ban all the trolls from now on.
IOnlySayNiceThings■ : You fucking bastard, why did you take so long to come back!!!
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : Permanently ban that fucking reactionary black bastard right now
Puaeng■ : ...Damn, I knew you'd come back! Administrator!! I knew you would!!
ㅇㅇ(113.111) O almighty Administrator, protect us from tactical nukes, and deliver the gallery from trolls
In the blink of an eye, comments were multiplying, but I didn't have time to check them one by one.
Ban─
Ban─Ban─
Ban─Ban─Ban─Ban─Ban─
Instead, I sprayed bans around indiscriminately, just as I had when I first obtained administrator privileges.
[Hahaha! Just as expected of the administrator! But can you really stop me? We are light and shadow, and as you grow stronger...][0]
“Yeah, I'm not reading that.”
Ban─
Once I started slapping two-week bans on anyone who seemed to be spamming, the gallery gradually began to be cleansed; apparently, even that many VPNs had their limits.
[From now on, I will begin praising the administrator][6]
[Administrator <<< Upvote if you're now unable to live without this bastard LOL][13]
[Posting a collection of pure virgin pictures in the clean gallery.jpg][7]
“...This should be enough.”
Thus, the gallery barely returned to normal.
When I casually checked the time, it was almost time to check out of the inn, which we'd extended twice.
[Fuck LOL Sex LOL I just had a ton of sex with my childhood friend LOL][0]
[Fuck LOL Sex LOL I just had a ton of sex with my childhood friend LOL][1]
[Fuck LOL Sex LOL I just had a ton of sex with my childhood friend LOL][0]
...
‘...Eveline.’
Just then, Eveline also logged into the gallery and started spamming as usual, but...
[3-hour ban]
Since I had banned everyone else, I couldn't leave only Eveline alone, so I gave her a light ban.
‘Then should I head home soon? ...But I feel like I've forgotten something... What was it?’
[People are going to die anyway, so is there any reason for someone like me to keep living?][0]
“Ah, shit.”
Just before closing the gallery, I saw Estelle's post and remembered that I hadn't bought the macarons I was supposed to give her tomorrow while groveling.
“Forty minutes until Katrine Macarons closes... Let's hurry.”
As Ian hurriedly got dressed after closing the gallery.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Master... this bitch has been bad...
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : I'll obey your orders from now on...
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Please forgive me... Master...
A comment was posted without triggering a notification.
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ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Why are you pretending not to know? Send me a picture of your pussy.
“...Pu, pu, pussy... Ngh...”
Seeing Master's comment, Yuris's hands trembled.
Posting a picture of her breasts had an excuse—claiming she was overcoming her trauma—but there was truly no reason for a pussy picture other than pure lust.
“H-how... how... am I supposed to... Ah!”
What was meant to be a brief moment of hesitation had already stretched past a minute.
Knock knock─
“Miss Yuris. Are you all ready? It's almost time for prayer.”
“...Ah... Ye-yes... I'll be out... now...”
It was prayer time already, too.
Generally, services were held every Sunday, but Yuris, a candidate for saintess, also held services at the church on Saturdays for those unable to come on Sundays.
“Ugh... Ah... I-I don't think... there's enough time...”
Even if she wanted to take the picture immediately, there wasn't enough time to remove her one-piece nun's habit and photograph her pussy.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : I'm sorry... Master, I still... can't take a picture of my pussy... I'm too embarrassed... Could I upload a picture of this bitch's breasts a little later instead?
‘...C-can I... really do this?’
Knock knock─
“Miss Yuris?”
“Ah...! I'm coming out now!”
There was no more time to think.
After posting the comment, Yuris closed the gallery and turned off notifications.
Master's orders were important, but...
Her last shred of conscience as a candidate for saintess was refusing to use the gallery inside the church.
‘...Uuugh... Wh-what should I do...’
For the first time, she had refused Master's order.
Her heart pounded at the thought that she'd done something wrong, but she still believed Master would understand.
After all... Master had uncovered feelings within her that even she hadn't known about until then.
No, even if he didn't understand, that was fine.
Because then she might receive a new punishment from Master.
It was an entirely baseless thought, but Yuris believed it and finished the service.
“Miss Yuris, thank you for the wonderful sermon again today.”
“Not at all... I'm still very lacking.”
“Hahaha, you're always so humble. I hope our children can learn a lot from you too.”
Yuris apologized inwardly at the congregant's words while the congregant stroked the child's head.
‘No... Please don't let them imitate a bitch like me... I'm sorry... I'm sorry for being so lewd...’
Throughout the service, Yuris's mind had been filled with thoughts of Master, far from gratitude toward the goddess.
Drip─
No, even as she spoke with the congregant, Yuris could think only of the comment Master would have left.
“Well... then, I'll be going now...”
“Ah, yes. See you next week, Miss Yuris. Have a good rest.”
“Yes, you too, sir. Rest well.”
Tap─ tap─ tap─
The moment the prayer ended, Yuris ran down the hallway at a brisk pace.
‘Fa...faster...!’
She wanted to hurry back to her room and be the bitch Master ordered around.
“Haa... haa... ngh... Ma...Master...!”
The moment she returned to her room, Yuris couldn't hold back and opened the gallery.
“....Huh?.....No... comment...?”
But contrary to her expectations, Master had left her neither punishment nor orders.
“Ugh... Master.”
Was he disappointed in the bitch who hadn't obeyed his order?
She wanted to comment immediately, but remembered Master saying earlier that he was testing her patience.
‘...J-just... a little... longer... If I wait... surely... he'll... come...’
And so one hour passed, then two, and even when it had become the middle of the night...
Master did not return.
“...Why?...Why?...Why?...Why aren't you coming... Ma...ster...”
Because she hadn't commented within one minute?
Because she hadn't obeyed the order to take a picture of her pussy despite being a bitch?
Or was it... because Master had found another bitch?
“...Ngh!”
The moment the last thought crossed her mind, Yuris took off her stuffy nun's habit, picked up a pen, and began scribbling across her breasts.
[I want to serve Master like this...][83](Edited)
(A picture of a pen stuck between breasts with Master's personal tits-and-pussy written on them.jpg)
They're big and useless bitch tits, but... I want to serve Master's cock...
“...Haa.”
It was an indescribably lewd picture even to her own eyes.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Master... Please forgive me with this...
After uploading the picture, Yuris left a comment so Master would receive a notification.
If the picture was this lewd, perhaps Master would look her way once more.
She had uploaded it in that hope, but...
Creak─ creak─
“Ma, Mas...ter... Wh-where... did you go...”
Master did not return.