Chapter 34
[Author : EightWanksADay◆]=[Ian]
[Guys, I've recently gotten interested in anal masturbation. Is this vibrator here good for beginners??][81]
(Happy Night vibrator pic.jpg)(Banana Shop vibrator pic.jpg)
I was thinking of trying a dildo, but I got a little scared, so I'm going to start with a vibrator, hehe.
Which is better, Happy Night's or Banana Shop's? Even if it's not one of these, I'd appreciate recommendations for one with remote strength control and low noise. Thanks in advance.
WholesomeUsername32■ : ??? Why isn't this bait?
ㄴILikePeasants■ : For real, I came to see that little brat meme going, “No! Don't!”...
ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209) : Why hasn't the Empire arrested this bastard yet?
ㄴILikePeasants■ : Farmerㅋㅋㅋㅋbigㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅇㅇ(124.804) : ....The more I look at the admin, the more he seems like an idiot.
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : The more you look? He was an idiot from the very beginning.
ㄴㅇㅇ(124.804) : Don't hate on him for no reason. He was at least somewhat decent at first.
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : LOL Do you seriously think someone who deletes tactical nukes for free and manages a bunch of idiots is normal? This is why anonymous users areㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴMojitoDeliveryman■ : Horror, bizarre) There are two unpaid slaves working in this gallery?!
ㅇㅇ(511.462) : One of the unpaid slaves in the comment above is the admin, so who is the other one? Are there two admins?
ㄴㅇㅇ(122.39) : Nope, they're talking about that graduate studentㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴNeverGetAnA■ : .
ㄴNeverGetAnA■ : .
ㄴNeverGetAnA■ : .
ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209) : ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Still, being the gallery admin is better than being a graduate student.
The admin gets paid 3.67 million Eris a month, you know?
ㄴWholesomeUsername32■ : For real?? Make me an admin too, please.
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : How stupid do you have to be to believe that? Obviously, it's complete bullshit.
ㄴWholesomeUsername32■ : ...Then why be an admin when nobody's holding a knife to your throat?
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : Because he's an idiot, you idiot.
ㄴㅇㅇ(177.96) : But... NiceWords, didn't you look for him like crazy when the admin disappeared? lol (Link)
As expected, the comments were flooded with abuse.
Would I really have wanted to write a post like that?
I was extremely interested in penetrating Ebelline's ass, but I had absolutely no interest in penetrating my own.
‘Hii... Hiiik!!...D-don't!!...Seriously!! Don't! I!! I'm seriously!! going to get angry!’
I'd actually tried teasing her right before climax once, but she genuinely got angry and threw a fit, saying no, so I failed.
“Why aren't they recommending something already...”
There were two reasons I had written a bait-heavy title about anal masturbation.
The first was that I thought the ‘admin’ buff might help me get higher-quality information.
The second was that I needed to throw up a smokescreen so Yuris wouldn't notice.
EightFapsADay◆ : It's fine if you insult me, guys, but which vibrator is good? Seriously, I need one urgently.
ㄴPyeokkwaelrwel■ : Huh? T-The admin isn't joking—he's serious...
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : If you live near the Imperial capital, buy one from the Poring Merchant Guild. Seriously, it's good.
ㄴPuaeng■ : Is this viral marketing? I've never even heard of something called the Poring Merchant Guild.
ㄴCosmicDirtSpoon■ : If you don't know what to get, Red Rose is always the answer. Yeah.
ㄴEightFapsADay◆ : Does the Red Rose Merchant Guild sell adult products too?
ㄴCosmicDirtSpoon■ : The Red Rose Merchant Guild sells everything except things that don't exist.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(892.151) : Puaeng, it's not viral marketing. I've actually used Happy Night, Banana Shop, Red Rose, and Poring, and Poring is seriously the best.
ㄴPyeokkwaelrwel■ : Huh? Why are there so many vibrators...?
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : For real, your pussy's going to be worn outㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴPuaeng■ : No!! So what is the Poring Merchant Guild?! Where is it?!
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.890) : Sorry, but I'm a regular at the Poring Merchant Guild, so I know it well. They're true artisans, so they don't make things like adult products.
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : I bought a vibrator there, so what the hell are you talking about?
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.890) : That's why. The vibrator was made to relieve shoulder stiffness, not as an adult product.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(892.151) :ㅋㅋㅋ So what do you want me to do about it?ㅋㅋㅋ If a customer wants to use it, they'll use itㅋㅋㅋ If you don't like itㅋㅋㅋ what can you do?
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.890) : ...Seriously, don't use it like that. The artisan would probably be devastated if he found out.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(892.151) : Who cares?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm horny, so I'm going to go jerk off with the Poring Merchant Guild's vibratorㅋㅋㅋ
“No, you can jerk off, but at least tell me the address before you go!”
In the end, ㅇㅇ(892.151) disappeared without telling me the address of the Poring Merchant Guild.
I waited in case he came back, but he never did.
“Should I just go to sleep and ask him tomorrow... huh?”
...That was when I spotted a post with a title I absolutely couldn't let slide.
[Author : PpyoriringPpyoryuring■] = [Salome Blue Tulip]
[But the admin really is a 6.9-cm loser of an Imperial man][15]
He has an ugly face, sexually harasses people, and now he's even into anal masturbation. Haa... Actually, I doubt he's even 6.9 cm.
EightFapsADay◆ : ...Can I ban you?
ㄴPpyoriringPpyoryuring■ : You have nothing to say, so you're threatening me with a ban... Tsk tsk, you really need to understand how disgusting Imperial men are.
Even if I could endure everything else, I absolutely couldn't stand being told that my cock was small.
‘...I really can't show it to them.’
I was dying to prove it, but...
Unfortunately, my dick was anything but ordinary.
The moment I uploaded a picture, Ebelline would definitely realize what was going on.
Apibel123■ : Wait a second... Looking at this post, I think we might be trapped in a pitfall created by our own preconceptions...
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : What the hell are you suddenly talking about?
ㄴApibel123■ : Hear me out first... Based only on the posts the admin has made so far, it's natural to assume the admin is an ugly, loser Imperial man... But what if she's actually a beautiful girl who has only just discovered sex?
ㄴApibel123■ : What if she has an overwhelming sex drive, but wants to save her first time touching her pussy for her future husband, so she's been satisfying her lust only through her ass?
ㄴApibel123■ : What if she tried to buy a dildo, but got scared when she was actually about to insert it and switched to a small vibrator?
ㄴVirginExaminer■ : Oh....
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : What do you mean, “oh,” you lunatic??? Her username is Eight Wanks a Day. Do you really think she's a woman??
ㄴApibel123■ : What if it actually meant she's looking for a husband with enough stamina to jerk off eight times a day?
ㄴApibel123■ : What if she wasn't actually sexually harassed, but was the victim, and posted while pretending to be tough so she could forget about it??
ㄴILikePeasants■ : Holy shit, that's hot...
ㄴㅇㅇ(598.215) : ...That's surprisingly logical. It's possible.
“What do you mean, possible... This is making my head spin...”
Just as I was about to give up and close the gallery...
WholesomeUsername32■ : What? The admin was actually an academy student who smelled like a pure virgin???
ㄴㅇㅇ(113.111) : Gasp
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : Gasp
ㄴㅇㅇ(124.804) : Gasp
ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : That would be me, lol.
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : Old-ass elf bitch, please get lost.
ㅇㅇ(892.151) came back.
ㄴEightFapsADay◆ : Hey!!! Tell me where the Poring Merchant Guild is before you go!!!
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : Ah, okay. I left it as a private post on the admin's gallery log.
ㄴEightFapsADay◆ : Thanks, thanks.
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : Left itㅋㅋㅋㅋ The admin bastard's about to undergo female corruptionㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴPuaeng■ : What's female corruption? And tell me too.
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : Female corruptionㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴEightFapsADay◆ : Confirmed it. Then, to the gallery users who left comments: since I'm grateful, here's a gift.
Click─ click─
[30-minute ban], [30-minute ban], [30-minute ban], [30-minute ban], [30-minute ban], [30-minute ban]...
“Whew... This is more like it.”
I felt incredibly refreshed.
I was sure I'd sleep soundly tonight.
***
The next day, after school, in the library.
“...Eat.”
After finishing sorting the books and sitting down to study, Estelle handed me a cookie with her pincer hand.
“A cookie? Judging by its appearance, it's homemade.”
“...The maid made it. Eat.”
“Sure, I'll enjoy it. President.”
Crunch─
As soon as I bit into the cookie, I remembered eating the first cookie Ebelline had made.
“......How is it?”
“Mmm! It tastes bad.”
“.....I see.”
Estelle seemed strangely dispirited, perhaps because I'd criticized the maid's baking.
But things like this needed to be evaluated honestly.
When I was young, I'd called Ebelline's cookies delicious and suffered for ages until Ebelline realized the truth!
‘...One person having that experience is enough.’
There was no need for Estelle to suffer as well by eating bad cookies.
“...What part of it tastes bad?”
“Give me a moment...”
Crunch─
I tasted the cookie once more while gathering my thoughts.
“Mmm, it's not that one particular thing went wrong and made it taste bad; it's that everything went wrong at once. From the looks of it, you just threw everything together on instinct without measuring the ingredients or setting the temperature properly. Baking is different from cooking, so you need precise measurements.”
“.....”
“Still, at least it doesn't seem like you confused the sugar and salt. Ebelline made that mistake too.”
“...Never mind. You don't have to eat it. I'll throw it away.”
Tug─
When Estelle tried to snatch away the half-eaten cookie with her pincer hand, I shoved it into my mouth in one gulp.
“...What... You said it tasted bad.”
“It definitely tastes bad, but... ”
“Then why are you eating it?”
The cookie was definitely bad.
But the reason I remembered Ebelline working so hard to make cookies with flour on her cheeks wasn't simply that the cookie tasted bad.
“How should I put it... It feels like it's filled with affection. It would be a shame to throw it away.”
“...!!”
“Yeah, I think that's it. She seems like a maid who cares deeply about her master, so you should treat her well, President.”
Thud─
At that moment, Estelle closed her book and spoke in a voice that was somehow a little hurried.
“Go home... I'm ending early today.”
“Why? President, are you angry?”
“...I'm not angry.”
Estelle's doll-like face had turned slightly red, which was a little suspicious, but...
With my 【Ebelline Anger Appraiser, First Class】 and 【Estelle Anger Appraiser, Third Class】 skills, I judged that she didn't seem angry.
“You're really not angry, right?”
“...I said I'm not angry.”
“Okay. But why are you ending early?”
“I just... have somewhere to go. I'll lock up the library today, so go home first.”
“Hmm...”
I'd already finished sorting the books, and the library's opening hours were over anyway, so there didn't seem to be any problem with leaving.
‘...In that case, maybe I'll stop by the Poring Merchant Guild.’
Since I was getting off early anyway, I might as well stop by the Poring Merchant Guild.
“Okay. See you tomorrow.”
“Yeah... See you tomorrow, Ian.”
As I listened to Estelle's small farewell...
I started walking toward the Poring Merchant Guild.