Chapter 44
【Notice: Gallery Maintenance and Unavailability Due to Added Gallery Features!】[155]
[Fuck lol, the gallery's really dead lololol][7]
[?? What the hell is this surprise notice?][0]
[n][2]
[No!! Where the hell did the admin go!!! Come out and explain yourself!!!][5]
[Why the hell are they doing maintenance and making a fuss over adding a feature, damn it][6]
[I can't even last ten minutes without the gallery; how am I supposed to last a whole day????][1]
[ㄴ If this is about the gallery maintenance, then I'm a gallery addict whose life is ruined][4]
[Real gallery addicts are freaking out lol Is the gallery your life? Will you die if you don't use it for a day?][3]
[Admin!!!! What the hell is this!!! Explain!!!][6]
[Did you really have to take the gallery away too just to feel better!!][0]
[Ah...now that I think about the gallery disappearing...I'm crying my fucking eyes out... ][6]
[Waaah... Baby Nepmi will be in big trouble if there's no gallery... Waaah...][5]
[Upvote if you don't care because you're not serious about the gallery anyway lol][31]
The gallery was ablaze after that one notice.
If I posted as EightMasturbationsADay◆ now, I'd obviously just be adding fuel to a gallery already on fire.
‘I need to figure out what's going on first... Though I have a rough idea.’
It couldn't be a coincidence that the notice had gone up on the gallery right after I met Ellis.
It surely had something to do with the new abilities I'd acquired.
▶[The gallery administrator's rank has increased!!]
▶[You can view ‘secret posts’ written on gallery logs!!]
▶[You can check the ‘real name’ of an ‘anonymous user’ once a month without ‘restrictions’!!]
▶[The ‘Female Gallery’ feature has been added!!]
As expected, features had been added to the gallery as the administrator's rank increased.
However, there was one disappointing thing...
‘...I'm technically the gallery administrator, but there's no information at all.’
The notice only said that a feature had been added, exactly as written in the announcement; it didn't say what the feature was at all.
“I get the free name check once a month. But what's a secret post on the gallery log? Ah...is it that?”
Though I'd almost forgotten because I'd never used it, a thing called a gallery log did exist.
[LOL I got pissed off and went to jerk off, but is the gallery dead???][0]
Since Iveline had apparently seen the notice and posted something new, I decided to try out the ability.
[ChildhoodFriendRape■]=[Iveline Marigold]
[Posts 55,102 Comments 6,351]
[Search posts] [Go to gallery log] [Block]
Iveline still boasted an excellent post-to-comment ratio.
“Go to gallery log.”
Click-
[This is the gallery log of ChildhoodFriendRape■.]
【Posts】 【Comments】 【Guestbook】
【ChildhoodFriendRape's Posts : (55,102)】- Private
-LOL, I got pissed off and went to jerk off, but is the gallery dead??? –
1 minute ago
-No, fuck!!! What the hell is that childhood friend bastard doing!!!! –
6 hours ago
-Ah, now I'm seriously worried... Should I skip class and go see him? –
7 hours ago
...
【ChildhoodFriendRape's Comments : (6,351)】 - Private
-No? Seriously, I swear on everything, if this bastard dies, I'll die with him, too? –
7 hours ago
-...But...if something happened to my childhood friend and he couldn't come out, what do I do...? -
7 hours ago
-I wore fucking sexy underwear today to show that bastard, fuck!! -
7 hours ago
...
A gallery log was, simply put, a place where you could view all the posts and comments written by a ‘registered username’ at once.
It seemed convenient, but since most ‘registered usernames’ had their gallery logs set to private, they were completely useless.
Of course, I could ignore the private setting and view them with the administrator's ability, but....
‘...Even so, this is a really fucking useless ability, isn't it?’
The posts could be found in their entirety through an author search if you spent a little time, and the comments were much the same.
If being able to peek at a ‘secret guestbook’ counted as something special, that was about the only special thing about it.
【ChildhoodFriendRape's Guestbook】
ㅇㅇ(892.151) : Poring Emporium ㅇㅇ << This place is good. They'll ask why you're buying orc aphrodisiac, so say the livestock you raise at home aren't breeding and that's why you're buying it. The owner seems kind of a loser, so if you push him, he'll just let it slide. And if you don't want to make ChildhoodFriendRape impotent, make absolutely sure to buy the detoxifying Sunrise Flower, too - Secret post
Bokchirong■ : ChildhoodFriendRape-chan! Want to be friends?
MaraRoseMintChocoChips■ : ChildhoodFriendRape, hello~!! Are you still enjoying Mara Rose Mint Choco Chips this year~?? Mara Rose Mint Choco Chips come in 65g, 80g, 160g, 296g (zipper bag), and a 481g Rose Emporium limited edition! You can really tell the difference in texture once you buy them and try them. Unlike other snacks, they're packed full, too, which is worth noting!
ㅇㅇ(154.55) : You crazy bitch, stop spewing those fucking fake delusional posts about your childhood friend. I hate looking at this shit, fuck.
Eugitgit■ : Eugitgitgitgit!
As you can see, aside from the post left by ㅇㅇ(892.151), the guestbook was nothing but spam and profanity.
Actually, aside from cases where people secretly shared information like that, I'd never seen anyone use a gallery log.
‘...But Iveline's orc aphrodisiac was bought at Poring Emporium, too?’
Recalling how I'd become erect after taking the orc aphrodisiac, I figured the owner of Poring Emporium was definitely a skilled magic scholar, even if they weren't widely known.
‘Huh?...This might be better than I thought?’
It might have only seemed useless because it had been private all this time; surprisingly, some high-level information might be hidden in the gallery logs.
HolyPowerStorageTank■
[Posts 872 Comments 312]
[Search posts] [Go to gallery log] [Block]
EveryoneEventuallyDiesAlone■
[Posts 254 Comments 44,180]
[Search posts] [Go to gallery log] [Block]
PpyoringPpyuryuring■
[Posts 11,341 Comments 13,704]
[Search posts] [Go to gallery log] [Block]
CosmicDirtSpoon■
[Posts 4,593 Comments 24,890]
[Search posts] [Go to gallery log] [Block]
Click- Click- Click- Click-
With those high hopes, I checked the gallery logs of Yuris-nim, Estelle, and a few other registered usernames, but...
“...There's nothing.”
As expected, they contained nothing but spam and profanity.
Unlike the ‘guide’ that had been reevaluated belatedly, this one genuinely seemed impossible to reassess.
▶[There are (157) unread notifications!]
While I was checking the abilities, the number of notifications had increased enormously.
Most of them were comments on EightMasturbationsADay◆'s last post demanding an explanation for the gallery maintenance.
“That one's already too late anyway, so I'll deal with it slowly.... Hmm...this is unexpected?”
ㅇㅇ(89.74)... In other words, there were only four comments from Yuris-nim.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Good morning, Master... This bitch just woke up...
-13 hours ago
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Master... Are you busy? It's lunchtime....
-7 hours ago
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Master... Don't get sick, and get better soon. This bitch is worried...
-6 hours ago
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : If Master allows it, may this bitch come visit...? I think this bitch could treat you....
- 1 hour ago
A man who hadn't contacted her since the day after they first had sex.
Honestly, it was understandable that she might feel she'd been used and tossed aside, but...
Yet the comments seemed filled only with concern for me.
“...As expected of a saint candidate.”
Yuris-nim's boundless trust warmed my heart once again.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Don't worry, I'm not sick.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Master!! I'm glad you're not sick... You didn't come to the academy today...I was worried...
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : LOL, I guess I overslept because I was tired from fucking this bitch yesterday lol
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : ...I'm sorry.. Because of this bitch... I'll serve you even harder next time....
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : LOL, yeah. But bitch, how did you know Master wasn't here?
As I said before, Holy Academy was enormous.
Even students in the same year could have trouble seeing each other if they were in different classes, and students in different years used entirely different buildings.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Ah.... When I opened my wallet at lunch...I accidentally took Master's student ID with me, so I went to the second-year building to return it.... I heard Master hadn't come today.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Huh? You took my student ID with you? LOL
‘Hiee!!..Ma...Master....Y-your student ID!!....Wh-what do I do..!!’
I snickered as I imagined Yuris-nim's surprise upon seeing the student ID in her wallet.
“You could've given it to me later... No, wait a minute...”
A thought suddenly flashed through my mind, and a chill ran down my spine.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Bitch...
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Yes, Master.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : But who told you I wasn't here?
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Well.... I was waiting in front of Master's classroom when a very pretty blonde asked what I was doing there, so I told her I came to return Master's student ID.
-The incredibly pretty blonde from the second year-
There was only one person who came to mind.
‘...Iveline.’
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : When I showed her Master's student ID, she smiled broadly and treated me so kindly!
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : ...Did you tell that blonde what kind of relationship we have?
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : No... I thought it might cause trouble for Master.... May I tell her?
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : No, absolutely not.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : .....Yes...Master...
This time I pictured Yuris-nim hanging her head, but with my life on the line, I had no choice.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : So? What happened next?
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : She asked where I got the student ID, so I just said I picked it up at the church.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Very good.
I'd already told Iveline that I was going to the church, so my alibi was perfect.
...I had actually gone to the church, too.
Still, I'd have to explain why the saint candidate happened to have my student ID and came to return it herself...
‘..I can do this!’
Sixteen years as Iveline's childhood friend.
I could come up with an excuse good enough for that.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Thank you...Master. Ah, the student ID.... I wanted to give it to you myself...but since the blonde was seated next to you, she said she'd deliver it instead, so I let her take it... I'm sorry...
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : No, you did well. There's no need to come again for nothing.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Yes...but..I...Master....?
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Why?
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Could it be...are you dating that blonde, Master?
Yuris-nim had asked a sharp question.
-Are Iveline and I lovers?
‘...No.’
Just as my relationship with Yuris-nim was that of a bitch and her master...
Iveline and I liked each other very much, and we'd had sex, too...
But we were childhood friends and sex partners, nothing more.
At least until we saved this world.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : No.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Ah!
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : We're simply in a relationship similar to the one between me and this bitch.
I was about to post another comment right away, but Yuris-nim's comment came up so quickly that it interrupted me.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Ah......yes.... Master....
Could I finally sense emotion even in text?
It was definitely the same
‘Ah’
but it felt quite different.
Sensing that it would be unwise to continue this subject, I changed the topic.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : But, bitch
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Yes... Master....
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Did you masturbate today?
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Ah...not yet... Master was sick...so I was worried....
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : If you're worried, does that mean you get to skip masturbating? Didn't Master order you to do it every day? Are you ignoring Master's orders just because we had sex once?
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Uht.... No...I'm sorry....Master....Please forgive me...
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : No, I can't just forgive you. Receive your ‘punishment.’
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Now, finger your pussy while looking at this. (Link)
(A rear-view shot of semen flowing from Yuris-nim.jpg)
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : I'm going to delete it right away, so tell me if you save it.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Yes...I saved it...Master...I'll diligently finger my pussy...while looking at the photo of this bitch...
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Fine, but make sure to ask permission before you climax. ....Though I don't know if I'll grant it.
ㄴHolyPowerStorageTank■ : Ah...uh.... Yes...Master...
“Perfect.”
That seemed to take care of Yuris-nim.
If I kept teasing her by repeatedly forbidding her from climaxing, she'd forget about Iveline.
“...Then.”
▶[There are (288) unread notifications!]
From here, it was time to deal with EightMasturbationsADay◆.