Chapter 5
[Poster : ㅇㅇ(154.55)]
[A picture that gives off a truly, truly, truly fragrant virgin scent][11]
(An elf girl covering half her face with one hand while showing her other armpit.jpg)
So fragrant~
ILikeLolis■ : Loli lolololol—this is the good stuff lol
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812) : You even call a 140-year-old woman a loli lol
ㄴ ILikeLolis■ : Aaaagh!!! I didn't know because you were an anonymous user, you fucking bitch!!! Clear out, chicken coop!!
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(154.55) : I'm not a chicken coop, okay?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812) : Yeah, you're a chicken coop. I still have that birthday verification photo where you forgot to hide your age lol. How can a person be 140 years old lololol
VirginExaminer■ : Non-virgin
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812) : Non-virgin confirmed lolololol. Ugh! A chicken coop that even reeks of a filthy slut's cock and cum lololol
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(154.55) : Seriously... what are you talking about? I really am a fresh virgin, you know?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812) : Fuck lol. Fresh lol. Did your conscience disappear along with your hymen? And if you've been a virgin for 140 years, even your hymen must've gone bad by now~
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(154.55) : Hey, who the hell are you? Why have you been picking a fight with me this whole time? You're a demon, aren't you?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.812) : A demon lol. Your elf nastiness is starting to show, huh? lol. So you really are a speciesist, huh? lololol. Non-virgin, chicken coop, speciesist—you've got it all lololol
[Poster : SpacePauper■] = [Helen Redrose]
[Poor gallery bro, come see today's lunch....][4]
(A blatantly fucking expensive food pic.jpg)
At this price, this is about average for a dirt-poor guy in ■■ Gallery... right?
Puaeng■ : Does this guy even know what being dirt-poor means??? How is this dirt-poor, for fuck's sake
ㄴ NeverGetAnA■ : He's just doing a bit. He claims to be dirt-poor, but he eats expensive food every day
ㄴ Puaeng■ : Sigh, once again, I was the only one taking gallery life seriously... What the hell is the Phantom doing, not robbing a guy like this?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(101.411) : Is that guy even active these days? I haven't heard anything about him showing up lately
[Poster : MojitoDeliveryman■] = [Poporing Spiria]
[“Goodbye, Magical Girl Urara.”][10]
(A witch with an arrogant expression looking down with her arms folded.jpg)
You're merely a mediocre nobody whose series happened to be serialized in an era before I existed.
ㅇㅇ(74.859) : This is absolutely true. Honestly, ever since the bratty witch showed up, I don't even click on Urara anymore
ㄴ MagicalGirlOfJustice■ : The bratty witch is nothing more than a third-rate copycat made to capitalize on Magical Girl Urara's popularity.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.859) : Popularity? You mean that manga that rigs its upvotes every time to get onto the front page? Popular? lolololol
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.859) : Even after rigging the votes, it still got crushed by the bratty witch in upvotes, right? lol
ㄴ MagicalGirlOfJustice■ : Our big sister doesn't fake anything.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(74.859) : Every post hits the front page in ten seconds flat. If that isn't rigged, what is? lol
ㄴ MagicalGirlOfJustice■ : It means that many people love our big sister.
WholesomeUsername32■ : Honestly, that guy who stans Magical Girl Urara is just doing it as a bit. No sane person would genuinely like that crap.
ㄴ MagicalGirlOfJustice■ : The bratty witch is nothing more than a third-rate copycat made to capitalize on Magical Girl Urara's popularity.
ㄴ WholesomeUsername32■ : Yeah, yeah. I'm talking to you, you know
[Poster : ㅇㅇ(122.37)]
[The state of a woman's fingernails after successfully keeping a finger inside her pussy for 48 hours without taking it out—holy shit][7]
(A yellow-haired little girl holding a red card and shouting No! pic)
Wait! Wait. I know you're angry!
But what's the best choice in this situation?
Obviously, I think the best we can do is hit Recommend so as many people as possible see this post.
Then I'll await your sound judgment.
VirginExaminer■ : Yeah, yeah, I knew it was bait anyway, so I don't care. Because even if you leave a finger in your pussy for a week, only the finger gets a little wrinkly; the fingernail stays the same.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(112.119) : ...How does the examiner bro know that?
ㄴ FlameSandwich■ : Why the hell does he know this...?
ILikeLolis■ : But every time I see that image, it gets me insanely horny...
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(112.119) : ...? What's with this guy?
ㄴ WhatShouldMyNicknameBe■ : Honestly, the “No!” image is hot. I've jerked off to it a few times too
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(112.119) : Yep, I blocked every pedo bastard who commented
After spending three days watching the gallery, I realized how incredibly addictive it was.
My initial determination not to use it had completely disappeared, and I was spending most of each day looking at the gallery.
[Ah, seriously, it's my third day now and I really feel like killing myself... My childhood friend came over once during that time, but I was scared, so I pretended I wasn't home...][0]
Then, a new post appeared at the very top of the gallery.
I could tell who the poster was just from the title.
“The fact that Ibelin posted means...”
[Sex Status]
Name : Ibelin Marigold
Title : ChildhoodFriendRape■, Pro Dark Gallery User, Talented Mage
Fetishes : Childhood Friend LV MAX, Sleep Rape LV3, Pure Love LV3, Masturbation Addiction LV3, Consecutive Orgasms LV1, Defeat Masturbation LV 1...
Mating count : 1 ▶ Click to see details!
Vaginal intercourse : 1
Anal intercourse : 0
Oral intercourse : 0
Masturbation count : 1283 > 1284
Maximum orgasms in one day : 16
Last fap material : First sex with Ian
“...As expected, she already got her morning masturbation in.”
By checking the sex status, I now knew Ibelin's daily masturbation pattern well enough.
Ibelin masturbated about three times a day on average.
She tended to do it once after waking up and twice before bed.
For reference, all but one of the things she'd used as fap material had been our first time having sex.
‘But what is defeat masturbation?’
The name of the material Ibelin had used and the new fetish she'd acquired were both 'defeat masturbation,' but I had no idea what that meant.
Did she masturbate after losing?
Although I'd spent three days browsing the gallery diligently enough to reduce the time I spent jerking off, there were still many terms I didn't understand.
In any case, perhaps post-nut clarity hit her after masturbating, because most of the depressive posts Ibelin wrote on the gallery came after her masturbation count had increased.
“A lot of comments.”
Five comments had appeared on Ibelin's post while I was checking her sex status.
[Poster : ChildhoodFriendRape■] = [Ibelin Marigold]
[Ah, seriously, it's my third day now and I really feel like killing myself... My childhood friend came over once during that time, but I was scared, so I pretended I wasn't home...][5]
...Ah, she probably knows I've been avoiding her. Then she must've realized that what I did to her was real, not a dream... But since she hasn't said anything... Aaaaaah! What am I supposed to do?!
ㅇㅇ(892.151) : Ah, seriously, she's been whining like crazy for days. How many days has it been? If you're going to whine this much, why did you fuck him? (I genuinely don't get it)
ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : No, I've liked only him for over ten years, and I've been tempting him like crazy for the past five, but he wouldn't even touch me, so what else could I do but fuck him?!
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : Then you should've confessed, dumbass!!!!!!
ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : ...What if I confessed and got rejected...? Then I'd really kill myself... Besides, people in the gallery say childhood friends make perfect concubines...
ㄴㅇㅇ(892.151) : I seriously can't believe this. You'll rape him, but you can't confess???
‘Should I try writing a comment?’
I'd only ever watched from the sidelines, but seeing Ibelin's post made my fingers itch to type something today.
‘I'll start with an anonymous account.’
I was nervous about using a fixed username from the beginning, and more than anything, the shield of anonymity provided by an anonymous handle was incredibly appealing.
Tap tap tap—
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74) : But doesn't your childhood friend actually know you like him too?
ㄴ ChildhoodFriendRape■ : Absolutely not. That bastard is a genuinely dense fucking idiot, so there's no way he knows. On my birthday, the two of us went on a hot-spring trip and slept in the same bed, but he just fucking slept the whole time. I even took half my clothes off, hugged him, and tried to seduce him... Fuck, now I'm pissed just thinking about it again.
“....”
Back then, since it was Ibelin, I thought she was just a heavy sleep-talker and never once considered that she was trying to seduce me.
'Why didn't I realize that?'
Thinking about it now, it had obviously been seduction.
Unable to deny what an idiot I'd been, I posted another comment.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74) : Hearing this, her childhood friend really is an idiot lol
ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : Hey, you fucking piece of shit, who are you to insult my childhood friend? Did your parents teach you to insult strangers? What a rude fucking bitch
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74) : I defend you and you still insult me...
ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : Ah... sorry. I lose my head whenever someone insults my childhood friend...
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74) : Okay... But what do you mean, he realized it was real after you fucked him?
ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : I fed my childhood friend an orc aphrodisiac and raped him... So he probably has no memory of having sex with me
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74) : Because of the orc aphrodisiac? I tried drinking it too, but it didn't erase my memory lol
ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : Really? 892.151 said it causes memory loss, though?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(89.74) : Yeah, the effect seems to differ from person to person. Apparently some people lose their memories, but I didn't lose mine.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRape■ : Ah, sh... shit. Fuck, am I really going to kill myself? Fuck, what the hell...
When she was told that her memory might remain, Ibelin's comments stopped, apparently because her mental state had completely collapsed.
The sight was, how should I put it...
“...way too entertaining.”
Seeing Ibelin act so differently from her usual self was insanely entertaining.
It felt as though everything that had built up inside me was being swept away.
Of course, Ibelin was someone precious to me and would remain so, but compared with all the pranks and bullying I'd endured from her, this was well within the bounds of fair retaliation.
A little while later, apparently having regained some of her composure, Ibelin posted something new.
[Poster : ChildhoodFriendRape■] = [Ibelin Marigold]
[Ah, fuck it. I'm going to go jerk off before I die][0]
If I'm going to kill myself and die anyway, I might as well die from an orgasm. I'm going to jerk off ten times and be back, bye-bye
After that post, Ibelin didn't respond even when people commented, so perhaps she really had gone to masturbate.
‘The gallery's posting pace has slowed down a bit too... Should I go jerk off as well?’
I'd reduced the number of times I masturbated because I'd been browsing the gallery lately, so my lower body felt heavy.
‘My material...’
Just as Ibelin's fap material had been me for the past few days, mine was naturally Ibelin.
Not only had I masturbated to memories of our first time, I'd also jerked off while imagining Ibelin masturbating as she imagined me.
...But even the best fap material couldn't last forever.
At this point, I was starting to feel that I needed some new material.
[Today's Fap Material.jpg][0] -Holy Power Storage Tank■
The post written by the saintess candidate caught my eye.