Secretly Getting a Handjob in the Lecture Hall (1)

[Beastfolk Gang Eating Pizza at a Gukbap Restaurant.jpg][11]

[Wind Mages Who Aren't Even Mentioned, Upvote lol][0]

[The Kind of Play That Makes Men Die Happy.jpg][3]

[The fact is, the illegal stuff is in Arena 4~][31/2]

[You too, shout, “Wow! What a figure!”][5]

[Day 198 of Hypnosis Practice.txt][0]

[Fire Magic < It's literally a one-trick pony for looking cool][5]

[The water-magic bastards are in the fire-magic thread again. That won't make your ^nothing^ disappear lol][7/2]

[So is Meteor a fire element or an earth element?][45]

The moment I got home, I saw signs that the gallery was about to catch fire, so I immediately made a post.

[Author : Eight Wanks a Day◆]

[I'm starting a discussion about magic elements~ ][3]

Use Arena 4 for magic-element arguments~ Otherwise, you're getting banned~

AcademyToiletPaperThief■ : Upvote

CosmicDirtSpoon■ : [A red-haired girl raising both arms and shouting ‘Applaud’]

IOnlySayNiceThings■ : The admin bastard is finally doing his job lol

Anonymous (511.462) : Upvote

[Ban],[Ban],[Ban]...

I cleanly banned every gallery user who ignored the warning, and the gallery quickly calmed down.

“I've gotten pretty used to moderating the gallery.”

I used to spend ages agonizing over whether to delete something and how many people to ban, but now I just went with my instincts.

“Looks like Laplace still hasn't come.... Should I check the featured posts?”

[Cross-Species Dating Compatibility Chart.txt][133]

[Waaah!! Baby Nepmi-chan Tried Singing~][55/1]

There were two featured posts updated today.

There were fewer than usual, but they had far more upvotes, so they were worth checking out.

[Author : Anonymous (45.64)]

[Cross-Species Dating Compatibility Chart.txt][133/1]

Human (male) & Human (female) = Good

Human (male) & Elf (female) = Bad

Human (male) & Beastfolk (female) = Average

Human (male) & Demon (female) = Very Good

Elf (male) & Human (female) = Bad

Elf (male) & Elf (female) = Bad

Elf (male) & Beastfolk (female) = Very Bad

Elf (male) & Demon (female) = Very Bad

Beastfolk (male) & Human (female) = Bad

Beastfolk (male) & Elf (female) = Very Bad

Beastfolk (male) & Beastfolk (female) = Average

Beastfolk (male) & Demon (female) = Good

Demon (male) & Human (female) = Very Good

Demon (male) & Elf (female) = Very Bad

Demon (male) & Beastfolk (female) = Bad

Demon (male) & Demon (female) = Good

This is a rating based on my experience, btw

If you disagree, you're right

ChildhoodFriendRape■ : Seems roughly right except for humans?

ㄴAnonymous (45.64) : Of course, it's a subjective rating based on experience, so it could be wrong lol...

ㄴAnonymous (177.96) : But there are so many humans that the gap between the highs and lows is pretty big

ㄴSqueak■ : For real lol. Humans don't seem to have any species-specific traits

AcademyToiletPaperThief■ : Lmao, it's hilarious that beastfolk men have nothing rated Good except demon women lol

ㄴAnonymous (177.96) : Honestly, beastfolk men's personalities are kind of intense lol

AcademyToiletPaperThief■ : Still better than elves, so have a drink lol

ㄴAnonymous (74.816) : That's true lolol

ㄴNeverGetAnA■ : Even if we accept beastfolk men, why are beastfolk women rated Good so rarely? Beastfolk women treat their husbands so well ㅡ3ㅡ

ㄴWholesomeUsername32■ : Wow... That emoticon is seriously ancient

ㄴAnonymous (122.39) : They're a graduate student, you know... Cut them some slack...

NotAPerson■ : Wow... What the hell is wrong with elves? lol Why are even elf-elf pairings rated Bad? lol

ㄴAnonymous (74.816) : The elf race itself is basically “I'm the best,” so there's no way they'd make good partners

ㄴCosmicDirtSpoon■ : They have severe generational conflict too, apparently. I asked an elf who came here to study abroad, and they said anyone under 100 isn't allowed to use the magical elevators on the fifth floor or below?

ㄴMemoriesOfMorak■ : That's insane lol. Even the Imperial Army ten years ago wasn't that ridiculous lol

ㄴAnonymous (177.96) : Lmao, how have elves not gone extinct? Haven't they had a rebellion?

ㄴPizzaPrince■ : Once they gain seniority, they do the exact same thing, so nothing changes lol

ㄴAnonymous (74.801) : Ah! Just ^the World Tree, lifespan, and looks^—a one-trick pony

ㄴApibel123■ : Hmm... But if there are three things, doesn't that mean it's not a one-trick pony...?

ㄴAnonymous (74.801) : Are you an elf? Why are you nitpicking like that?

IOnlySayNiceThings■ : You fucking black bitch, don't badmouth elves. You stuffed every good trait into black people just because you're black lol

ㄴAnonymous (74.816) : You're proving exactly why elves aren't popular lol

ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : Stop talking fucking nonsense lol

ㄴMojitoDeliveryman■ : I'm not a demon, but demon women seem like the best dating partners lol

ㄴILikePeasants■ : For real. They're small and cute, and kind and smart too.

ㄴAnonymous (122.39) : But they're black, right?

ㄴFlameSandwich■ : Holy shit ㄷㄷ A speciesist ㄷㄷ

ㄴAnonymous (74.801) : But demons aren't actually that black, are they...? Aren't they just somewhat tanned?

ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : The black fetishist is working overtime to dress up how pitch-black they are lol

PpyoringPpyuring■ : But why is the male always listed first? Am I the only one uncomfortable with this?

ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : What the actual fuck is this now? lol Are they uncomfortable with everything? It was probably just the male-female order, you idiot

ㄴPpyoringPpyuring■ : Can't it be uncomfortable? And it could be female-male, too, so why do you call it male-female? This is discrimination, isn't it?

ㄴAnonymous (211.209) : Then is it discrimination that the Emperor of the Empire and the Demon King are women? lol

ㄴPpyoringPpyuring■ : ? How is that the same thing? The Empire has traditionally had female Emperors, and the Demon King is a woman who rose through her own abilities

ㄴAnonymous (211.209) : When it's inconvenient for you, it's ‘tradition~’ lol. Then calling it ‘male-female’ is tradition too, isn't it? lol

ㄴPpyoringPpyuring■ : Haa... This is why I hate talking to brain-dead imperial men... If you don't know, go study

HolyPowerStorageTank■ : I think Human and Human is Very Good...

ㄴWholesomeUsername32■ : Storage Tank, what are you talking about?

ㄴPuaeng■ : ...Why is this person commenting? Wasn't he a shock-image macro?

ㄴAnonymous (511.462) : He's been browsing the gallery and occasionally commenting lately. Guess he got tired of the gimmick. Of course, he still uploads shock images, so don't click them

Anonymous (69.199) : But didn't Favus publish a paper on this?

ㄴILikePeasants■ : Probably soon lol

ㄴAnonymous (598.215) : There is a similar paper [Correlation Between Penis Length by Species and Marital Relations, According to Favus] (link)

ㄴNeverGetAnA■ : Lmao, there really isn't a paper Favus hasn't written

ㄴPuaeng■ : ??? Is that actually true? Demons are first, humans are second, and beastfolk are last?

ㄴAnonymous (211.209) : You didn't know? Demons are short, but they're bigger in other places lol...

ㄴPyeokkwaelrwel■ : Wow... ㄷ The beastfolk average isn't ridiculously small, is it...? ㄷ

ㄴCatEatingDogFood■ : That's why beastfolk male and beastfolk female are rated ‘Average’ lol. They can't satisfy each other during mating season

ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : Lmao, they all act like macho beasts, but their dicks are the smallest lol

ㄴPyeokkwaelrwel■ : Eh? ㄷ Then why are demon male and beastfolk female rated Bad? ㄷ

ㄴAnonymous (211.209) : Their dicks are big, but their faces and height are too childlike. People who like ‘onee-shota’ still date them lol...

I slightly curled the corner of my mouth after checking the paper.

‘...Were demons only that big?’

Sliiide─

I couldn't see mine through my pants, but the average demon penis couldn't even compare to it.

Of course, since this was only an average, there were probably demons with larger penises too...

Still, I didn't think I'd be outclassed at all.

‘What's the next featured post...’

[Waaah!! Baby Nepmi-chan Tried Singing~][55/1]

-[▣Play voice reply][Copy][Save]

Waaah!! It's embarrassing since it's my first time singing~ Waaah!!

ChildhoodFriendRape■ : ...What's with that voice.

ㄴPuaeng■ : For real, why does Nepmi-chan's voice sound so good...??

ㄴPyeokkwaelrwel■ : Eh ㄷ I have goosebumps on my arm ㄷ

ㄴAcademyToiletPaperThief■ : Saved it right away. I'm going to listen to it three times before bed, for real lol

ㄴAnonymous (74.801) : When the voice-reply feature was updated, I thought it was pointless nonsense, but hearing this changed my mind

Anonymous (55.585) : Hmm... I tried singing too

ㄴAnonymous (55.585) : [▣Play voice reply][Copy][Save]

ㄴIOnlySayNiceThings■ : Ah, fuck, my ears are rotting. Don't play it

Amazingly, there wasn't a single hate comment among the more than fifty comments.

-[▣ 01 : 41 Chu, sorry for being cute~][Copy][Save]

“Wow...”

I couldn't help it.

Even I, who knew that Goddess Ellis had created the gallery,

thought the voice-reply

feature was honestly useless, but this song was enough to change my mind.

It was a perfect voice, so completely unlike the strange persona that usually went around saying Waaah! that it even sounded holy without exaggeration.

‘...I should listen to it once more while checking her gallery log.’

Click-click- Click-click-

[Magical Girl of Justice Guestbook]

Magical Girl of Justice : I was raped by Master a second time♥ I almost felt disappointed when I followed him so carelessly into the disciplinary committee room at first...

I never imagined Master would gut-punch me as soon as we entered the committee head's office. (★★★★★)

Especially the irrumatio Master gave me!!! It was impossible to describe in words!! It was something no one could do unless they truly viewed women as ‘sex toys’!! I nearly blacked out so many times.... It still feels like my stomach is full of Master's semen. (★★★★★★★)

Of course, I can't leave out the irresponsible creampie, either. Telling me I could give birth or take medicine, whichever I wanted... I don't know how he manages to say things that make my heart race so much. (★★★★★★★★★)

But more than anything, what amazed me was... I never imagined Master would try to ‘dominate’ the disciplinary committee as a whole. Now that the disciplinary committee can be freely subjected to ‘blackmail’ and ‘training’ through his inspection authority, won't it become an ‘onahole department’? I hope Master quickly turns the executives into ‘onaholes’ and rapes them to his heart's content in the office. (★★★★★★)

The moment I read the guestbook, I realized.

‘...Now I know for sure.’

To deal with Laplace Mayflower, I, too

couldn't remain ‘normal’

any longer.