《Has everyone eaten? Another pleasant and peaceful day in Risk City. This is Doble-Doble, your radio-tower guardian, bringing you the latest news from Area 49 in real time!》
《First, let me start with some boring news. After all, you have to cleanse your palate with an appetizer before eating the main dish.》
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《Then, the first piece of news!!》
《Hall-Paradise, famous as a respectable place of business, apparently went bankrupt overnight! Oh dear, listeners staying on the old-town streets, you'll have to get much better acquainted with your own hands from now on!》
《The truth is, they had built up far too much bad karma! They were merely clinging precariously to their image as a necessary evil!》
《Where could all the androids in the building have gone? Could this have been the work of some pervert trying to take all of Hall-Paradise's androids for himself? No one knows the truth.》
《But… we can make guesses!!》
《Now for the second piece of news!》...
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