Chapter 34
"Kraaaaaaagh!!!"
While I was raging, a donation came in at just the right moment.
[Ding~]
[Master of Abalone Porridge donated 10,000 won]
Do-hee, stop enjoying yourself and read the detailed description.
"Kraa.... Ah? The detailed description?"
Ah...
Right, this is a unique stat, isn't it?
There's no way a unique stat would end with an effect like that.
How overpowered did I become thanks to that in my previous life? Since the administrator had put me through hell on Floor 8, I thought I was being screwed over again.
"Phew..... Right. There must be something else, right? I'll take a look."
I didn't know what would appear, but I clicked it anyway.
When I clicked [Lewdness], an enormous amount of information appeared.
"Please.... Ah?"
[Lewdness Detailed Statistics]
Individuals with whom you have had intercourse: 4
Goblin A, Goblin B, Airen's husband, Yoon Seong-gi
Total ejaculations received: 84
Vaginal ejaculation: 74 times
Anal ejaculation: 8 times
Oral ejaculation: 0 times
Total amount of semen received: 665 ml
Number of orgasms: 236
Masturbation orgasms: 0
Breast orgasms: 1
Pussy orgasms...
"Kraaaaaaagh!!!"
I swung my hand and immediately dismissed the status window.
- LMAOOOOOOOO
- So it was a sex stat window?
- Screenshot complete
- Holy shitㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- So the goblin really was her first time
- Is it for real that she's never masturbated even once?
- I think I've seen this in some porn gameㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- I uploaded the screenshot to the fan café's photo board, go lookㅋㅋ
"Uaaaah.... No, don't post it in the café!! Damn it, what is thiiis..."
In an instant, I turned red from the tips of my toes to the top of my head.
A sex stat window? Why did this appear when I clicked the detailed information? With such explicit figures laid bare, it felt as though my innermost self had been exposed.
Of course, I had already shown my naked body several times, but this was somehow a different kind of embarrassment.
- Do-hee, so you've never masturbated? Heh heh heh....
- This bitch hasn't even tried a dildo
- She really was a pure virgin before she started streaming
- Looks like her hymen tore while exercising?
- Holy shit, it really shows everythingㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- I've never seen a female streamer display her entire sexual history in my life...
- She's so transparent that I like her more
- Confirmed: zero pregnancies
- Zero outdoor urination is a plusㅋㅋㅋㅋ
"Uuugh.... Wh-who did this!! Who told it to show the detailed information!!!"
[Master of Abalone Porridge donated 10,000 won]
Don't just look at the weird stuff and close it, you filthy bitch!!!!
"Huh? Is there more?"
- Oh....
- There's more in the backㅋㅋㅋ
- Did you think a unique stat was just a dick?
- Wow, this really is legendary
I endured the embarrassment and checked all the way to the end once more. Most of it was a strange sex stat window, but at the very end, I finally found something useful.
- Unlocked upon reaching 10 Lewdness. (Unlocked)
<Elastic Pussy>: Your vagina and uterus cannot be torn or injured. They stretch to fit the size of your partner's penis, and this effect also applies to your anus and throat.
"What? What is this...?"
- This is actually useful
- It's a munchkin traitㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- This really is useful, isn't it?
- LMAOOOOO
- Even an ogre would be possible!
- Do-hee, whose dick are you planning to taste?
- Holy shitㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I wonder what species she'll have sex with laterㅋㅋ
This can't be happening.
I read further.
- Unlocked upon reaching 30 Lewdness.
Sexual Skill Maximization: The positive effectiveness of all sex-related traits you possess increases by 100%.
"Huh? Ooooooooooh!!"
Great. The strange sex-related traits I had accumulated until now would finally get a chance to shine.
- Holy fuck
- Wait, then what about Lee Do-hee's mana pool?
- This is insanely overpowered
- Huh? Then could it be...?
- We need to build up Lewdness quickly and unlock this, right?
- To unlock the trait...
- It's at 12 now, so we only need to gather 18 people, right?
[Dohui Tuna Is Freaking Delicious donated 50,000 won]
Do-hee, how about a fan meeting?
[Ddo-Fuck donated 50,000 won]
You filthy bitch, spread your legs right now!!!
[Ask donated 10,000 won]
Top 18 donors, go go
- Fuck, Do-hee, this is it. This is the one
- If you want to get strong quickly.....
- Shall we choose at random?
- Will this rise twice as fast together with Airen's training method?
- A fan meeting. We have to do it, right??
- Please hold a fan meeting. How much will it cost?
"No, everyone, calm down..... I'll read the rest first."
- Unlocked upon reaching 100 Lewdness.
Tough Body: ???
"Huh? I can't see the detailed description from here onward."
- Unlocked upon reaching 500 Lewdness.
???: ???
No further details were visible. It seemed that only two of them could be previewed in advance.
"Hehehe... Even at a glance, this looks extremely promising for the future, doesn't it? Shall we check which traits are doubled?"
The phrase 'the effectiveness of sex-related traits increases by 100%' didn't clearly indicate how far its range extended. There were quite a few traits that seemed to fall ambiguously within that category.
I scrolled down to check the detailed information in the status window, and
[Some traits have fused due to the unique stat]
"Oh??"
Trait fusion.
It was something that occasionally happened when one acquired traits from similar categories. The conditions were more demanding than expected, so it did not happen often, but once traits fused, the result was always beneficial.
- Holy shit
- Don't bullshit us. What the fuck is going on? A unique stat and trait fusion on Floor 8? Fuuuuuuuck
- The guy above is an Awakener, 100 percentㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Wow... This doesn't make me feel inferior. It fills me with awe.
First, I checked how they had changed.
[<S-Grade Onahole Body>, <A-Grade Mana Pool>, <SS-Grade Archmage Elrad's Homunculus Body>, and <S-Grade Semen-Powered Uterus> will fuse.]
"Huh...? This many?"
Weren't these essentially the main traits that raised my stats?
<SSS-Grade Divine Onahole Body>
Strength +50%
Agility -25%
Defense +200%
Divine Power +1200%
Lee Do-hee's Onahole Body, newly modified by the unique stat. It has been modified so that divine power can be absorbed not only through the uterus, but also through the anus, throat, and skin. The divine power pouches still exist in both breasts.
"Wow.... Guys, is this for real?"
The situation had completely reversed from a moment ago.
A smile automatically formed around my lips.
What? Just an erotic body?
No.
Now it was an ultra-super-powerful erotic body.
Every stat had risen exponentially, and everything had been changed from mana to divine power.
'So if I reach 30 Lewdness, this will double too.... Maybe I really am cheating....'
I lightly covered my naturally open mouth with my hand and smiled.
- What the fuck?
- What happened to the mana pouches?
- Cheatercheatercheater
- Holy shit, what are these divine power pouches?
- If those double...???
- The name is still Onaholeㅋㅋ
- This is seriously fucking broken, you bitch. How does this make any sense?
- Congrats congrats congrats
- The world's strongest onahole is coming throughㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Aside from the name and description being a little odd, it was an insane trait.
[ska1190 donated 10,000 won]
'Floor 8 always gives you the trait you need most.'
- Holy shit, it's true
- Ah.....
- There's also this: 'The Tower is fair.'
- This doesn't seem very fair, though...?
[Yoo Seong-jin donated 50,000 won]
Sigh... Give me a trait like that too. I wouldn't mind becoming a woman and getting ravished.
- Gay gay gay.....
- Seong-jin, even if you're desperate, that's a bit much
- Seong-jin was desperateㅋㅋ
- I reached Floor 6 yesterday. I'm going back down.
"Ahem.... Well! How about it? Why don't you all do what you were doing earlier?"
- What did we do...?
- What?
- Her arrogance is seriously pissing me off
- Sigh... Why is Lee Do-hee the only one who gets broken traits?
"You teased me to your hearts' content, didn't you? Hehehehe, 'you're screwed'? 'Only good for you guys'? Hahahahahahah!!!!"
- ......
- No;;
- Ma'am...
Could anything feel this satisfying?
The reward I had thought was ruined had returned as a completely broken trait.
It even had tremendous potential.
- Fuck, weren't you saying you'd smash the Tower too?
- Ah, why is this pissing me off so muchㅋㅋ
- Ah... this fuckingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Can I punch her just once?
- Aaargh, this is infuriating
- Sigh... If I don't tease Lee Do-hee anymore, what am I supposed to live for?
- In the end, it really is worth an SSS grade.... And it's from Floor 8, too...
"Hehehe... Well then, shall we see whether anything else has changed?"
Since the traits that had occupied most of the status window had all merged into one, it was easy to spot.
"Oh? This changed too? What is it?"
<SS-Grade Divine Power of the Goddess Elios> had clearly changed into something completely different.
<SS-Grade Lewd Lee Do-hee's Divine Power>
All buff effectiveness increases by 200%. However, it can only be used on yourself or on a target with whom you have had intercourse.
"Ooh???"
This was incredible. The name was a little strange, but the effect was amazing.
"Wait.... Then Haste..."
<Haste Lv. 3>
Consumes 7 divine power to increase agility by 9 for 1 hour and 20 minutes.
- That's a level 3 buff...?
- It doesn't look like a huge difference right now, but later this will become insanely broken;;
- What the hell is Lewd Divine Powerㅋㅋ
- It's kind of funny that she can't give it to anyone she hasn't had sex with
- This changed for the better too;;
- Wait! Does this double too?
'Ah, could this double later too?'
If it did... would buff effectiveness increase by 400%?
400% does not mean four times as much. Since it is added to the existing 100%, it increases fivefold.
"Khehehehehehe....."
Laughter spilled out of me uncontrollably. The corners of my mouth rose all the way to my ears and refused to come down.
I was happy.
I was so happy that I genuinely wanted to hold a fan meeting for my fans.
Right now, I felt so damn good that even if someone came over and pounced on me, I would sway my butt and say, 'Just cum once and go~' before letting it slide.
It was a sensation like feeling an orgasm, a climax. I was almost as happy as when I was being forcibly pressed into a mating press.
"This is fucking sex!!!"
- Crazy bitch....
- You like it? You like it?
- Be ready for the fan meeting, Lee Do-hee.
- That's a genuinely happy expressionㅋㅋ
- That expression is pissing me the fuck offㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Fuck, just wait until the fan meeting
- Sigh... My toy, Lee Do-hee, has....
"Hehehe... All right, then shall we check whether anything else has changed?"
- Fuck, no way. Could there be more?
- Huh?
"Huh?"
This time, it had not changed much. Only the name had changed.
<Path of the Lewd Priest>
Defense +2
Mana +3
"Why did only the name change?"
Could this have also changed it into a sex-related trait? Just how much influence had the unique stat exerted?
'It wasn't this extreme in my previous life...? Is it because I acquired it early on without signing a constellation contract?'
- Lewd bitch
- You must be so lewd that even your class changed
- LMAOOOOOO
- Do-hee, hurry up and hold a fan meeting
- What will the Lewd Priest evolve into?
"Ahem, ahem... Exactly. This is pretty important, but there isn't any information."
The Floor 10 reward was your class.
A constellation contract could be made separately later. For now, the administrators assigned a class based on the achievements that person had made on Floors 1 through 9.
So I had been thinking of something in the paladin or saint line, but with a class like that, there was a high chance something entirely new would appear.
"Um.... I wonder what will appear?"
- Me too
- I'm curious
- If you're curious now...?
- Huh? Wait, don't tell me
"I feel great, and my stats have risen tremendously. Let's run all the way to Floor 10!!!"
With my current stats, I had more than enough to get there. If I could go, why hesitate? My goal was to climb the Tower as quickly as possible.
- Why is it so irritating that this bitch got her energy backㅋㅋㅋ
- That's right, Do-hee. Spread your wings
- Whatever class appears, it'll be another broken one
- It'd be funny if she got prostitute as her classㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Show us your final stats too
"Ah, that's right. I'll show you my final stats once with the buffs active. Look closely, okay? Hehehe..."
I used Haste and Strength, then opened the status window.
<Final Stats>
Strength: 43
Agility: 24
Defense: 32
Divine Power: 315.9
Lewdness: 12.2
Divine Power Recovery Rate: 1 per hour
Regeneration: 1
Bonus Stats: 12
All my normal stats had increased by roughly 1.5 times, and I had gained 10 bonus stats as an SSS-grade reward.
- Holy shit, her strength is 40? Why is her divine power like that?
- She really cheated way too hard.
- Her bonus stats are 12...?
- There was a promising prospect in the Ohseong Guild this time. He'll probably burst into tears when he sees this
- You think it'll only be the Ohseong Guild? The promising American prospects will cry tooㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Do-hee, I believed you could do it
- You know we raised you, right?
"Ahem, reaaally? Well, you did raise me... Mhm, mhm..."
- Why are you reacting like that?
- Do-hee, you can't abandon us
- Hey, hey~
"Hehehe.... Just kidding. In truth, I was able to come this far thanks to all of you!"
The nasty viewers who had teased me until just now suddenly looked genuinely adorable.
That was how much I even found myself thinking, 'Should I hold a fan meeting?'
- Of course it's thanks to us
- It's thanks to us (we only sexually harassed you)
- Ahㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- LMAOOOOOO
- You can tell a true promising prospect from the moment she starts
- Actually, it's thanks to the administratorㅋㅋ
- Do-hee, I really did support you
Considering the bonus stats too, I had grown almost twice as strong in one go.
'As expected, SSS-grade rewards really are different... I'm sorry for doubting you, Administrator. You had your reasons all along... From now on, I will never curse or criticize you again.'
And now I was looking forward to the trials ahead.
'What kind of ridiculously sweet trial will the Godministrator give me on Floor 18?'
Praising the administrator, I moved on to the next trial.