Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
This method of awakening consciousness was by far the worst one I'd ever experienced.
'You fucking rabbit bastard.'
[I-I didn't do it on purpose?! I-I may not know much because I'm a mascot, but why would I deliberately do something like that?!]
'You... fucking...'
If I thought about it rationally, that was true. No matter how much of a bastard the rabbit was, there was no reason for it to try to assassinate me like this after eight years of seeing each other at our best and worst.
...Was there? There wasn't, right? Probably.
However, even that rational judgment was difficult to make with the excruciating pain rising from below.
"A-are you really okay?"
"I-I'm... okay... For now... let's deal with that first..."...
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