The Tamper-Resistant T9 Left-Hand Screw

"Goddess-sama, let's go cherry blossom viewing."

"I have nothing against cherry blossom viewing, but we can't go outside."

"That's all right. I have some cherry trees I put in storage before, so I'll set them up now."

"You can store cherry trees in a warehouse? That's news to me. Still, this space should have at least a token semblance of seasons, so it should be a little while before the cherry trees bloom."

"As you can see, they're in full bloom."

"Oh, you're right. Did you do something to make that happen?"

"The average temperature in this space has gone up thanks to you burning me to a crisp from time to time."

"So your springtime head and sunny disposition have brought spring here."

"N-n-now, let's not get hung up on the details. I've prepared food and sake, too. Let me pour you a drink."

"How very thoughtful of you. People say that all the time, but most drunks pour drinks rather carelessly, don't they?"...