"Oh, I got an invitation to go drinking from Master Red Salmon."
'You can't go. You have to stay here until your next otherworldly reincarnation.'
"Heh heh. Somehow, being confined by a yandere goddess feels pretty nice."
'Then, in true yandere fashion, I'll treasure you by tucking you away in a chest. Heave-ho, heave-ho.'
"There's a vise-like force behind the cuteness of that 'heave-ho.' Anyway, isn't this chest a little small for me?"
'I'm honestly amazed you even fit inside. You look exactly like a mimic.'
"This gives me more options for my party tricks."
'If you reincarnate as a human, you can call it a trick. Reincarnating as an object is perfectly ordinary.'
"Oh, but there are times when a cramped space like this feels kind of cozy."
'For people with claustrophobia, it'd be hell, but I suppose some people feel that way.'...
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