The Tool for Removing Fish Scales

'Well, it's about time for breakfast.'

[Yes, just a moment, please. I'll have everything ready shortly.]

'It must be Tanaka.'

[How did you know?]

'How could I not? You're the only person I can think of who'd wear an apron with a sophisticated gentleman's outfit.'

"Oh, Goddess-sama. Tanaka-san says he'll be visiting tonight, so I thought I'd let you know in advance."

'That's a report after the fact.'

"Oh, Tanaka-san. You're early."

[I make a point of acting fifteen hours in advance.]

'That's a mindset that could leave your day's plans in tatters.'...