The Basket of Mandarins on the Demon King's Kotatsu

"I just had a thought. What would happen if I collaborated with a social game?"

'Think about how the people who got hermit crabs or dirt from the gacha would feel.'

"So if I collaborated with something like the Friend Point gacha, there might be a chance..."

'Social games are businesses, too, so I don't know about collaborations that don't contribute to sales.'

"So we just need to include some good pulls, then? In that case, we could invite Master Red Salmon, Tanaka-san, and..."

'Think about how the people who got a red salmon or some old guy from the gacha would feel.'

"Then I guess we'll have to put the Goddess in there. Everyone else can be Friend Point pulls."

'That sounds like I'd be treated as the ultimate joke character, so no. Besides, collaborations like that should be with works that tell a proper story.'

"I've had some pretty spectacular otherworldly reincarnations, though."

'The scale is certainly huge. But what made you think of this in the first place?'...