The Apple at the Greengrocer's Where the Reincarnated Hero Goes First

'...I can't seem to find my pudding.'

"Respawn. I understand how you feel, but it wasn't me."

'No, I'm not accusing you. It's just that the missing pudding has made it a little hard to control my strength. I only meant to give you a light pat on the shoulder.'

"You did make me poof out of existence, though. Speaking of pudding, do you mean the one you made three days ago?"

'That's right. I had you make enough to last for several days.'

"I'm certain I didn't take it, but let's start by reviewing what you did the day before yesterday."

'I find it a little unpleasant to be treated like a suspect. The day before yesterday, I invited a Goddess I know over for tea.'

"I wish I'd gotten to see her, too."

'You don't seem to understand that your impure thoughts are why you spent two whole days confined in the freezer.'

"I slept like a baby."...