The Blue Bird That Doesn't Bring Happiness

'I think snacks taste even better when you eat them wrapped up in a futon. Don't you agree?'

"Since you're spilling crumbs everywhere, you've certainly added something."

'That's not the kind of added value I meant. Please do the laundry later.'

"Understood. But it's so comfortable to wrap yourself in a futon. I've gotten into weighted blankets lately, too."

※A blanket weighing 5–10 kg. It gives you a reassuring sense of being wrapped all over, but be sure to look up the right weight for you.

'I prefer soft down comforters, myself. By the way, how heavy is yours?'

"About two thousand kilograms."

'You're just buried under rubble or something, aren't you?'

"The other day, Goddess-sama came to inspect my room without warning and destroyed it."

'That's because you built an altar next door to this room and are getting all excited while performing some mysterious ritual.'...