Chapter 0
What do you think is the horniest race in the world?
A demon you can give a horn-grabbing blowjob to?
An angel you can give a hair-grabbing blowjob to?
Or an elf who can set men's hearts ablaze even with an ordinary appearance?
No.
These three races are undeniably famous for being hot, but even they can't compare to the horniest race of all.
So what is this horniest race, then?
Naturally, fox beastfolk.
A fluffy tail everyone wants to touch.
The sly, seductively foxy personality of a real fox.
And finally, a ridiculously hot, big-breasted body optimized for pregnancy.
Isn't that enough to make them perfect?
Was that all?
Unlike other races, their beastfolk nature means they even have a "heat,"
so even someone normally chaste flips a switch during heat and starts craving lust...
Ah, I'm getting hard. Damn it.
I'll rub one out first.
Anyway, for one reason or another, you really could say fox beastfolk are the horniest of all.
You'd pass on fox beastfolk, characters literally designed to get you horny?
Haa... that bastard can't complain if he's called impotent.
He might become a gay man targeting your backside someday, so the smart move is to steer clear of him immediately.
Anyway, it was an ordinary day like any other.
As usual, I started my morning by opening HiXmi, then slowly began searching for fox-beastfolk doujinshi while deleting the ads.
"...Where can I find some insanely hot fox-beastfolk doujinshi? Couldn't the image artists draw more stuff about nine-tailed foxes?"
There was much less I liked than I'd expected.
When an art style I liked did show up, it usually had # Futanari, #Gay, or #Yaoi in the tags.
"Fuck, I don't want to see a kitsune onee-san pounding a shota; I want to see a big-titted, pregnancy-optimized fox big sis getting thoroughly fucked!"
Forty minutes into searching for doujinshi,
I ended up finding the work of a lifetime.
"...This is it."
An illustration too damn erotic to call semi-realistic.
And vulgar words and poses filling every scene.
The instant I saw it, I was bewitched. I hurriedly opened the comic and ended up rubbing one out right there.
Whew... refreshing.
This is what sex is.
As post-nut clarity slowly descended, I cleaned up around me and bookmarked the work.
If it were this, I felt I could stare at it instead of gulbi while eating and still work up an appetite.
Or would that be lust?
After chastising myself for such pointless thoughts, I turned on the TV and was cleaning up after my happy time when...
The morning news reported that the Sesshōseki, the killing stone that had sealed a fox deity in Japan, had been destroyed.
"Pfft... It's only a legend, but those Japanese sure are making a fuss over something so trivial..."
While mocking the Japanese for making a fuss over the coming disaster and wondering how horny a fox deity might be,
suddenly, all the lights in the room went out and the curtains drew shut, and a voice like rolling jade beads began boring into my ears.
- You truly are a child with a powerful sex drive. It's impressive that you even dare get erect while imagining my form.
The instinctive arousal I felt... no, the fear... made me scratch my head and deny reality.
"Did I eat something wrong for a late-night snack last night? Why am I hearing things?"
- It is no hallucination. Why do you ignore me when you can hear me perfectly well?
With her voice turning sharp, as if scolding me, I cautiously asked who she was.
"...Who are you?"
- Hehe... Well, would you believe me if I said I was the being you were imagining just a moment ago to enjoy yourself?
"The only being I imagined until just now was the fox deity. Wait, the Fox Deity?!"
When I voiced my surprise, the clear yet coquettish voice laughed and spoke to me.
- Puhuhuh... That's right. Human, though I know I am more than you deserve, I am nevertheless a being called the Fox Deity.
"But where exactly are you, Fox Deity? At least show yourself as you speak; otherwise, I can't trust what you're saying."
- ...How irreverent. Hearing only my voice should be enough; why are you trying to lust after my body as well?
Had she seen through me?
If she appeared, I was planning to ogle her so lewdly that it would count as visual rape.
What a shame.
When I voiced my disappointment at not being able to see the Fox Deity, the owner of the voice sighed and berated me.
- Your thoughts are as vulgar as can be. Then again, you're vulgar enough to lust after my appearance if you saw it.
"You haven't even shown me what you look like, so where are you getting this bullshit?"
- You are the one lying! I clearly saw you working your bare hand back and forth after looking at this body's naked form!!!
"...Wait, then the insanely hot fox beastfolk in that semi-realistic artwork... that was you, Fox Deity?"
- ...
In what amounted to an affirmative answer, the voice calling itself the Fox Deity fell silent.
That reaction sent my eyes spinning, and I began obsessing like a cat that had found a Churu.
"Just a moment... Please, just show me what you look like. No, I really only need to check!!!"
- Shut your mouth!!! If I showed myself even for a moment, you'd stare at me lewdly and enjoy yourself, wouldn't you?! I can no longer stand your vulgarity!
"No, Goddess, take a breath and let's think this over. Honestly, you're the one who came barging in while I was masturbating to nothing but fox-beastfolk stuff, right?"
- Your sexual energy was what woke me, so you could call yourself my apostle. And I cannot simply stand by while my apostle is this vulgar.
Her murderous words made me realize what was happening. I backed into a corner, trembling, and shouted at her.
"...Fuck? Hold on, you fucking son of a bitch!!! Suddenly showing up and saying you're going to castrate me—does that make any sense? An apostle? I'm not doing that crap! Just get the hell out of my house!"
- It was already too late the moment you saw my naked body. You chose to become my apostle, so grit your teeth and tough it out.
"You fucking bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!"