The two things I asked my friend to bring were simple.
Handcuffs and chains.
Since the woman in the Fox Deity's vision had gone into heat and tried to pleasure herself, I asked my friend for sturdy, powerful restraints to help me control my libido.
"These steel handcuffs won't break easily. I've even enchanted them to suppress a yōkai's strength, so you won't have an easy time escaping."
"Thanks for going along with such a difficult request. I'd like to give you a simple reward, but I don't have anything to offer."
"What are you talking about? There is something you can do. You could give me a good pounding in bed while you're in that form, couldn't you?"
"Don't spout bullshit. I bought the handcuffs and chains to endure my heat, so why the hell would I have sex? What happened to your brain?"
"The murals in the Cheonmachong tomb even depict chains and handcuffs being used in play that stimulates arousal. Besides, didn't you buy them for exactly that purpose?"
"I'm the dog here, but you're the one spouting dogshit, fuck."
After accepting the heavy handcuffs and chains, I gave my friend the boot, but they asked me in a flat voice,
"But how are you going to run your stream? You started with a cam stream showing your breasts, so if you switch to a no-cam stream, your viewers are definitely going to complain."
"I'll have to run it without a cam even if they complain. What else can I do? Besides, most of the people who come to watch my stream probably come to watch me draw rather than look at my breasts."
"Yeah, that's true. More than a few people came thinking it was a female streamer cam room because you had your tits out, only to see the madness of your viewers and bolt. Uh... is that a good thing, in a way?"
"I can't exactly call it good. If I run too niche a stream, viewers won't gather, and neither will spiritual energy. But seriously, this is a huge problem... Without showing the cam, the rate at which spiritual energy gathers is going to hit rock bottom."
With a worried sigh, my friend undid their belt and spouted more bullshit.
"I'm telling you, a good, vigorous pounding will max out your spiritual energy. Why are you trying to leave when there's an infinite spiritual gas station right here?"
"If you were me, would you want to get fucked by some guy barely a week after changing sexes? Try using your brain, you idiot."
"That's strange. Most 18+ gender-bender manga I've seen have the characters start having sex as soon as they transform... Isn't doing it with your best friend right away 'common sense'?"
"HitoXX... no, turn off Belpinoa, you lunatic."
I smacked my friend's back with my right forepaw—or rather, right hand—and drove them out of the house, but they kept making sex jokes until the very end.
"Call me if you have a hard time during your heat. I'm even more turned on by you in that form right now."
"Seriously, go to a hospital, you fucking zoophile. That's a mental illness, you hear me? A mental illness."
"The phrase 'furries have normal sexual desires' appears in Goguryeo's Subakdo..."
"Quit spouting bullshit and get out already?!"
When I shouted even louder, they disappeared completely, and I dragged my exhausted mind to bed.
"...This is fucking hard."
- Of course it's hard. You want to spread your legs for a man, but you're forcing yourself to hold it in.
"I nearly let myself get fucked for real this time, I swear! Why the hell do you smell so good?"
Was it because my sense of smell had become so highly developed after turning into a gumiho?
Even from some distance away, a powerful male musk drifted over, and when they came closer and suggested we have sex, I nearly nodded without thinking.
This is fucking ridiculous.
I had sworn that I would never succumb to female depravity, but I nearly broke that vow on the very first day.
- Face reality. You're already a bitch.
"Why am I a bitch?"
- You have a phrase you repeat all the time, don't you? You say foxes are members of the dog family. In that case, shouldn't a female fox naturally be called a bitch?
...Now that you mention it, I guess that's true?
Why couldn't I argue with that?
I racked my brain for a quick rebuttal, but everything the Fox Deity had said was perfectly reasonable, so I gave up thinking and quietly started happy time.
Whatever.
This is the best thing when my head hurts.
Hnnng.
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By the time my frenzied happy time ended, it was evening.
I wolfed down some human kibble to fill my stomach, then turned on my stream.
[ON - AIR]
Twenty viewers quickly filed in the moment I went live.
As soon as they entered, they voiced their confusion.
- ??? What happened to the milk jugs?
- Where did those sexy, cute, coy, soft titties go???
- Where the hell did your I-cup identity go!!!! Are you insane, streamer!!!!
- ??? : The titty service... has ended...
- Turn on the cam! Turn on the cam! Turn on the cam! Turn on the cam! Turn on the cam!
No, they weren't merely voicing their confusion—they went berserk like the monkeys from the morning-three-evening-four fable.
Let's see... what excuse could I make so those morning-three-evening-four monkeys would understand it perfectly and calm down?
After thinking for a moment, I spoke to the viewers in a dying voice.
"...I feel really sick. The stream I was running around lunchtime ended suddenly because I started feeling really ill, too."
Foxes are coy animals, and gumihos are skilled at acting and lying.
The gumiho's remarkable acting ability backed up my disastrous acting skills, transforming a lie that normally wouldn't fool a soul into a fairly convincing one.
The result.
- Sickly big-breasted bishōjo, hnnng...
- Can't resist a sickly, big-breasted furry girl lol
- Show us your sick self, at least. Is it normal to eat without any side dishes?
- I like watching you draw, but I like those vulgar tits even more! Drawing comes second!
- What a bunch of fucking lunatics.
I had ended up stimulating the sadistic urges of those morning-three-evening-four monkeys.
This wasn't supposed to happen.
Don't most streams get flooded with crying faces when the streamer says, "I'm sick today ㅠㅠ"?
Why are there nothing but fucking perverts in my stream?
My head was spinning.
I had definitely emptied my mind completely after enjoying happy time, but now it was in chaos again.
This feels awful.
Wasn't my stream supposed to be an art stream?
Where had all those viewers brimming with righteous indignation during the 10-tag abnormal-sexuality party gone?
I tried to restore order by speaking to the viewers in a serious voice.
"Ah, fuck! When did my stream turn into a camgirl stream? Those tits you fuckers love are gone for good!"
As soon as I declared that I would run a no-cam stream to restore order, a viewer who could no longer stand this tyranny immediately threw a huge donation.
<Donation of 100,000 won from VulgarMilkJugsJigglingJiggling!>
[From now on, your milk jugs belong to the public. So turn on the cam already, you bitch! I'm going insane here!]
...What the fuck?
One hundred thousand won just to see my tits once?
And you plan to treat me like a public sex toilet?
For 100,000 won, I have to oblige. Of course I do.
For a moment, defeated by the sheer amount of money, one forepaw reached toward the cam, but I slapped it away with my other forepaw and came to my senses.
No. Not now.
Forget discipline—if I turn on the cam now, a research institute will come and take me away.
Do you want to spend the rest of your life locked in a laboratory like an experimental mouse?
I can't live being humiliated by scientists in a body that can neither live nor die.
The shock in my right forepaw finally brought me to my senses, and I spoke to the donor in a dejected voice.
"VulgarMilkJugsJigglingJiggling... Thank you for the 100,000 won. But I really have a reason I can't turn on the cam. I'll refund the 100,000 won."
I spoke calmly, but honestly, it was a damn shame.
If my body hadn't been in the middle of transforming into a furry, I could have pocketed 100,000 won for doing nothing. But of all times, the transformation was already 60 percent complete, so I couldn't get away with it.
Just as I was about to click the refund button in disappointment, {VulgarMilkJugsJigglingJiggling} drew the line and said they didn't need a refund.
- I gave you that money hoping you'd eat and sleep well so you could recover quickly. Who said I wanted to see the host looking sick?
"But... isn't this taking 100,000 won for nothing? Normally, I'd have to complete a noncommercial commission to receive that much..."
- Ah lol, don't pretend you don't know how the world works lol. You're only getting away with that because you're small-time, but there are tons of people who pocket 100,000 won for free after giving a few reactions.
"It's not that I don't know how the world works. It's just that 100,000 won is a huge amount of money."
A full truckload in a gacha game usually costs 120,000 won.
Subtract the price of one chicken, and you're left with 100,000 won—and unless you blindly throw money into gacha games, there are an incredible number of things you can do with it.
Even with a little simple math, you could eat hot, hearty soup-and-rice meals for all three meals over three whole days, and still have 10,000 won left over.
What if you bought a 1,500-won Americano on top of that?
It meant that for at least two days, you could have soup-and-rice for all three meals, with an Americano for dessert.
"You gave me three days' worth of food money, but I can't give you any reactions because I don't have a cam... Ah, right. I'll draw you a picture as a commission, then. Is there anything you'd like?"
When I asked cautiously, they shook me once more with another huge donation.
<Donation of 70,000 won from VulgarMilkJugsJigglingJiggling!>
[Tag : Tentacle/Miko/Fox Furry is fine... Just give me the ears and tail. Honestly, kemonomimi is hotter than furry.]
At the same time, the donation message swayed me too.
...That's right. Kemonomimi over furry, after all.
A huge donation and a perfect message to go with it.
Ah... this person truly knows their stuff.
Though liking tentacles is a little weird.