Chapter 23
The day after I passed out from obtaining extreme pleasure from the Fox Deity.
Fortunately, the Fox Deity had returned to her original spirit form.
[If you use the word 'pathetic' for me one more time, I shall make you pathetic.]
The Fox Deity unleashed an intense warning the moment I woke up.
Avoiding the Fox Deity's fierce gaze, I muttered quietly.
"This is all because I'm in heat... If I hadn't been in heat, I could've won."
- Oh-ho... Then shall we have a rematch after your heat ends? I am confident I can take you on anytime.
"Shut up, you pathetic minor god who never helps with anything under normal circumstances..."
I prepared some milk for breakfast cereal and reached out to open the carton, but...
"This... fuck..."
Maybe I'd picked the wrong product, but the milk carton wouldn't open in one try.
At the same time.
[Heh... heeung...]
I began hearing an auditory hallucination.
[N-no... The master's rough touch made me loosen up...!]
[My first time was this intenseee!!! I-I'm being openedddd♡]
Even when I poured milk into a bowl.
Glug glug glug.
[Heh... heeuk... It came out... The white stuff came outtt...]
[I'm not new anymore... I've become secondhand... Waaah...]
The hallucinations went on without end.
I barely managed to ignore the deranged things the milk carton was saying and asked the Fox Deity a question.
"I've got something to ask you."
- Ask me anything. I shall answer everything I know.
"If you hold back from mating during heat, do you start hearing voices from objects? It sounds like all kinds of things are making vulgar noises."
When I asked with a serious, grave expression, the Fox Deity looked at me in utter disbelief and rotated a finger beside her head.
- Have you gone mad with lust? I cannot fathom how you could hear vulgar noises from objects.
Seeing the Fox Deity's confused expression, I recounted exactly what had just happened to me.
Then.
- ...You.
"Yeah?"
- I think you're truly amazing. Really, I've never met anyone as amazing as you.
At that teasing voice, I straightened my face and cursed at the Fox Deity.
"You're insulting me, aren't you?"
- No? It's sincere admiration. So humans can display this level of madness when driven crazy by lust... I offer my awe to your incredible sex drive.
"You are insulting me, you fucking bitch."
- I said it's admiration, didn't I? I'll revise my assessment of you. You aren't a zoophile; you're an 'anything-goes' pervert.
"I told you I'm not!!!!!"
Me, an 'anything-goes' pervert? No way.
I'm an extreme fox fanatic who likes nothing but fox beastfolk!
- Don't deny reality. If you hadn't felt sexual desire toward an object, you wouldn't be hearing those hallucinations.
"It's because I'm in heat! If I weren't in heat...!"
- So everything is the fault of your heat? Heat does amplify your lust, but it does not make you feel lust toward objects. Think about it again. Look at that eraser.
"...The eraser?"
I turned my eyes toward where the Fox Deity's finger was pointing and looked at the eraser there.
At the same time...
[The master looked at me... Now they'll use my back as well, instead of my worn-down front!]
The eraser began spewing noises as insane as the milk carton's.
"Fox Deity."
- Speak.
"Am I really an 'anything-goes' pervert?"
- Most likely. With a very high probability.
At the Fox Deity's bullshit, which drove the final nail into the coffin, I sighed and started my stream.
"I've decided on today's stream content: abnormal sexual desires found in everyday life."
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Even though I had taken a week off, far more viewers than expected came in to watch my stream.
- Whoa! The milk jugs!!! The milk jugs are back!!!!!
- Sexy-cute-soft-smooth milk jugs d-d-d-d-d-d
- Whoa... They're fucking huge...
- Is this the stream that got shut down after drawing porn as soon as the suspension was lifted?
- You're drawing porn again today, right? I believe in you, noona... Today too, right? I believe in you, noona... You're drawing porn again today, right? I believe in you, noona...
- Doesn't look like the boss is drawing porn today lol They already have two strikes lol
- Let's go straight for three outs aaaaaaaaaah
Of course, even though more people had come in, they were still nothing but lunatics.
The only thing that changed was that the lunatics searching for my milk jugs had increased from fifty to seventy-five; otherwise, nothing had changed.
"No matter how I think about it, it feels like they're happier to see my breasts than me. It's putting me in a bad mood. I should just turn off the cam."
When I said that and turned off the cam, the chat grew vicious enough to look ready to riot.
I snickered at those viewers and slowly began drawing.
"I made the viewers angry!!! I control their emotions!!!!!"
Before the words were even out of my mouth, someone beat me over the head with a hefty donation.
[CamOn's 50,000-won donation!]
<I made them turn on the cam!!! I control the milk jugs!!!!!>
"...Guess I have no choice but to turn it back on."
I stopped drawing and obediently turned the cam back on, and the viewers began teasing me as if this were their chance.
- A pathetic♡ loser dominated by the viewers
- A money-grubbing bitch defeated for a mere 50,000 won♡
- Disgusting money-grubber♡ Hurry up and show us those milk jugs♡
- Doesn't the last one seem a little strange?
The viewers used nothing but teasing lines that made me want to give them knuckle taps, as if a bunch of kuso gaki had taken over the chat.
I gave the youngsters who needed a lesson in manners the knuckle tap of a one-day ban.
"Kuso gaki only understand a proper lesson. Anyway, enough chatting; I'll introduce today's content."
I continued speaking as I drew various tools used in everyday life on the screen.
"What I'm drawing today is abnormal sexual desire found in everyday life. Content all you perverts are bound to like."
When I said that with a sly grin, the viewers expressed doubts about the content.
- ...Teacher, this isn't some tired moe anthropomorphism where you turn tools into sexy characters, is it?
- Pretty much every tool has already been moe-fied lol A lot of the tools drawn over there have been moe-fied by fetish artists already.
- Isn't this content too stale...? Even COVID gets moe-fied these days... Well, I guess making anything horny is all the same.
- I trust the boss. I'm genuinely excited to see what insanely fun content they brought us today.
- Honestly, watching you draw tentacle porn after getting a 10-tag masterpiece and a donation, it does seem like it'll be fun lol
- Take it easy... You're going to get banned again at this rate.
- Who cares if you get banned as long as it's fun lol
Seeing their intense reactions, I raised the corners of my mouth.
"Don't worry. It won't be the kind of moe anthropomorphism you're thinking of."
Because, you see.
"For this stream, I'll use nothing but the objects I've drawn to make you horny, so you can look forward to it."
As I spoke, I drew a slipper in the center of the screen.
Size 240.
Small enough that most adult men couldn't wear it, but just right for most adult women.
After drawing the slipper, I immediately drew a man's foot in a size 280—an extremely thick size.
After writing 240 on the slipper and 280 on the man's foot, the viewers once again expressed their confusion.
- I... can't possibly follow teacher's train of thought...
- What the hell are you trying to draw, you crazy bitch...
- A slipper and a foot... No matter how I think about it, it's so ordinary. Is this really abnormal sexual desire?
- You've completely lost your touch lol I guess this is what happens when you take almost ten days off in a row lol
- Let's erase it all while we still can; we can win public sentiment back... Let's draw some insanely horny NTR instead...
- It's too soon to tell... If the boss, the embodiment of madness, is in charge, they can turn this situation around...
Seeing the viewers' confused reactions, I snickered and mocked them.
"This is why I can't trust people who call themselves abnormal-sexuality enthusiasts. You can't look at this and think of anything?"
A small slipper. In contrast, a foot overwhelmingly large.
Even looking at this, you can't think of anything?
- I... dunno?
- I'm not interested in teacher's abnormal sexual desires...
- My entire life was invalidated in an instant lol
- Wait a fucking second, I think I know what that means.
- Crazy bitch... She's genuinely insane...
- How do you even think of something like that from a slipper and a foot? Can you function in everyday life?
Some viewers were gradually beginning to realize what it meant.
After checking their reactions, I showed them the picture I had prepared.
[2... 280? My size is 240, I tell you...!]
[No way... You're trying to put that enormous thing inside me? Ah, no... Something that big won't fittt...!]
[I-it's going all the way in?! I'm being forcibly stretched wide!!! My insides are being forcibly stretched wide!!!]
[I-I'm breaking♡♡♡ I'm breaking from my master's extra-thick size♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡]
[I've become a body that can't be satisfied with an ordinary size anymore...]
Even the storytelling was perfect.
With a story this perfect, it was bound to stimulate the viewers' horniness.
I gazed at the chat window, brimming with anticipation, and...
- Fuck... You're by far the greatest abnormal-sexuality enthusiast I've ever seen.
I got the reaction I'd been hoping for.