I Got an Advertising Offer, But...

The day after returning to my parents' house.

Naturally, there wasn't even the slightest change in my shut-in lifestyle, and as usual, I was accepting commissions and drawing illustrations.

<Please draw a gloomy, antisocial loner girl masturbating in defeat after having her only friend stolen by another woman.>

<The setting should be... Since she's a gloomy loner, a bathroom seems best.>

<It'd be perfect if you could also have her munching on kimbap with the danmuji removed and saying, 'How dare that fox-like bitch steal my only friend...' >

<How should I draw her appearance?>

<The gloomy-girl basics: black hair, black eyes, and an insanely nice body. Oh, and I think she should be teary-eyed, too.>

<Understood. Please wait a moment?>

<Would something like this do?>

<[A rough sketch of a gloomy girl munching on kimbap while sitting on a toilet with the lid down]>...