This Isn't a Succubus!!!

About two hours after I texted my childhood friend, he sent a reply, apparently having just checked it.

But his reply was a long way from the answer I'd expected.

<Hey, you fucking asshole. What the hell did you do?>

<Yeah?>

<"Yeah?" my ass. Be honest. You told your dad you caused trouble, didn't you?>

<I did, but.>

<It was really unavoidable. If I hadn't told him, it would've been truth-room time.>

<You idiot, there's a time to say things and a time not to.>

<You sold out a guy already pissed off about not getting laid like this?>

<I clarified at the end that it was a lie;;>...