Please Don't Ever Do a Cooking Stream

All the other remarks could be tolerated and brushed aside.

Claims that furries have normal sex drives or that succubi are the most arousing species could all be dismissed as pointless bullshit.

But saying that fox beastkin were an unsexy species was something I simply couldn't tolerate.

What kind of animal is a fox?

Isn't it an animal with the most magnificent tail of them all, one that acts coy and sly but has a secretly clumsy side that makes it charming?

If such an animal became human and seduced someone with its appealing, perky, fluffy ears and its lush, cozy tail, what kind of person could resist that temptation?

Wouldn't you pounce on it without hesitation and teach it such a lesson that it couldn't menstruate for ten months?

And yet, to compare a fox like that to fur vermin notorious for their awful personalities—creatures that would have gone extinct long ago if not for their one advantage of being cute...

That bastard deserved to be beaten until the inside of the frying pan caved in.

I swung the frying pan at my obnoxiously cackling buddy with all my strength, and I only managed to calm down after confirming that I'd beaten him to a pulp...