Did You Think It Was a Joke?

"Should I just lay you down and fuck you right now?"

My old friend blurted out those vulgar words loudly, as if he wanted me to hear him.

At his laughable remark, I snorted and began mocking him.

"Can you even fuck me? You always say you're going to, but you've never actually done it even once, have you? You pathetic loser."

Whenever Hyukjin said he was going to fuck me, I'd immediately smash his head with a frying pan.

After getting smacked in the head, he'd smack his lips in disappointment and take a step back.

It was always the same routine, so I assumed things would proceed exactly the same way this time and carefully took hold of the frying pan beneath the desk.

Was I cackling and thumping his back with my lush tail, thinking we'd let it slide again this time?

Hyukjin let out a deep sigh, then tightly grabbed the thick, lush tail that had been thumping his back.

And then...