That's Rigged, You Crazy Bitch!

"Pfft... heh... h-hahaha..."

"Quit laughing, asshole. You've been cracking up this whole time."

"Then... heh... how could I not? The guy who swore he'd never fall into female corruption just announced we're newlyweds."

Hyukjin laughed as he looked at the boxes in my hands.

As if he couldn't hold it in any longer, he burst into hysterical laughter.

No, fuck, I was going to say we weren't newlyweds.

Is it really fair to tease me this much over one slip of the tongue?

Besides, even if I messed up, we got extra stuff out of it, didn't we?

If we came out ahead, you should be praising me. Why are you laughing at me?

I glared at him with a murderous expression. Only then did he stop laughing, but he kept teasing me all the same...