Chapter 189
Pastel glared at Dad, Igeul-igeul.
Igeul-igeul.
Jigeul-jigeul.
Grilled Pork Belly.
Gasp!
Come to think of it, there was something she had to do when she met Dad. Pointing a Finger at Dad, she quickly turned to Lord Demon.
"Lord Demon, Sortie! Hit him hard!"
Dad, a frail Scholar, might have his life flash before his eyes from Lord Demon's super-super Punch, but wouldn't he still deserve it?
Yap-yap!
Bash-bash!
"Hmm?"
However, Lord Demon, who had made the promise, was flustered. Red Eyes observed Dad.
"Are you acquainted with that Domestic Affairs Official? I could do it if you really want, but it wouldn't be very good to do so in front of others. Judging by how he's conversing, it seems he has some popularity. Though it looks like he bought that popularity with money."
Ehh?
What is he talking about.
She had asked him to hit Dad as promised, but he was missing the point.
"That's not it. Dad is right there. I meant I want you to hit him because I'm mad."
Lord Demon looked puzzled. He looked at Dad again and tilted his head slightly.
"That guy wasn't that fat. Above all, his appearance is different. Young Kraft, if you are tired, it would be best to rest today."
Ehh?
What is this?
Pastel lowered the finger that was Pointing a Finger at Dad. She didn't know what this situation was.
As she calmed her excited heart, she finally saw the part she hadn't noticed.
Some Fairy was sitting on Dad's shoulder. A small Fairy exuding a Black Aura.
It was a being that looked almost exactly like Fairy.
Oing.
Bored of sitting, the Fairy yawned. The Merchant conversing with Dad saw that, laughed, and offered a compliment.
Pastel perked up her ears, which were beyond Human Hearing.
―Your parrot is cute. Can it converse?
The Fairy glared at the Merchant.
―What are you looking at, old man. You have Bad Breath, so why don't you back off?
―Ooh! It can converse!
The Merchant marveled.
The Fairy clearly had a human appearance, so he should have been offended hearing that, but this was a reaction as if he had just discovered a funny parrot that knew how to swear.
Ehh?
Could it be that this person has a fetish for being sworn at?
There was no way.
No matter how you looked at it, he was seeing a parrot. To mistake a Fairy for a parrot?
Surely not, surely not, is that the Fairy's ability?
And Dad being perceived as some random person instead of Dad?
Our house's Fairy also knew how to make a Love Amulet~!, so it made sense.
No wonder it was a bit strange. It was odd from the moment Dad openly wore the Church's Black Robe. Even if the Church had bribed key figures, showing it off in a public place was too much.
This completely smelled like an incident.
―This is no fun. I'll be filling my belly, so call me if you need something.
The Fairy floated up from Dad's shoulder and flew to the resting lounge. It was a truly shameless sight. Yet, perhaps because it looked like a parrot, no one found it strange.
Gasp.
A life that was a World of Difference from our Fairy, who lived as a tenant while avoiding the gazes of others.
"Lord Demon! Please keep the Domestic Affairs Official under Surveillance for a moment!"
"Do not go too far. If you feel something is dangerous, call me immediately."
"Yes!"
Pastel hurriedly chased after it.
The lounge, set up in the corner for banquet guests to rest, could be entered through a soundproof door.
Looking through the slightly open door, she saw chairs, tables, and sofas. Perhaps because it was right after the banquet started, there was no one resting. The Fairy looked for a good spot and settled on one of the tables.
Pastel didn't enter and went next to the curtain by the nearby Window Sill.
Looking around the empty surroundings, she whispered softly.
"Fairy, Fairy."
―I've been waiting!
Fairy peeked out from behind the curtain.
"Fairy, Fairy! Is this Wanjeonwanjeon?"
Pastel's eyes sparkled.
Fairy nodded.
―I told you, right? The Church is catching our Fairies and working them as Slaves.
A Fairy Finger pointed at the lounge.
―That one is definitely a pitiful Victim too! Chosen by a Good Fairy like me, you have a duty to liberate all Fairies!
As expected!
Pastel seemed to have realized her destiny.
Dad, whose mind had done a 360-degree turn after losing Mom, had eventually developed a pathetic hobby of frolicking in the grass with a Fairy.
It was my destiny to liberate the Fairy World with Good Fairy and get my wicked Dad remarried!
The salvation of the Fairy World and the peace of the family!
It was completely Pink-Pink itself.
Pastel even felt a sense of duty.
"Fairy, hurry and go explain the situation to that pitiful Mr. Fairy! Tell him the savior of the Fairy World, the great Ultimate Governor-General Pastel, has arrived!"
―The title is too grandiose, but understood!
Fairy flew into the lounge.
Pastel watched nervously.
The Church's Fairy opened a pouch he seemed to have pulled out from a corner and was taking out magic stones to eat. Perhaps the Church fed him well, as he generously popped the magic stones, which were worth their weight in gold, into his mouth.
Fairy arrived in front of the Fairy. The Fairy opened his eyes wide in surprise.
Hehe, I've come to save you~.
Fairy's salvation speech followed.
―You! Hand that over to me!
It was accompanied by Pointing a Finger.
Gasp.
The Fairy hurriedly chewed the magic stones in his mouth, Crunching. The magic stones went gulp down his throat.
The Fairy glared at Fairy.
―Who are you to boss me around.
Gasp.
The Fairy World seemed to have a rougher way of speaking than expected. There was no way Fairy was a Bad Fairy, so it seemed to be a Cultural Difference.
A strange light shone in the Fairy Eyes.
―Ah, wait, you're a half-wit? Abandoned by the Church because you don't even have a specialty?
A mocking sound rang out.
Fairy crumpled his face.
―Who are you calling a half-wit! Do you think I'm an idiot who goes around confessing my specialty like you guys?! I am the great Ultimate Good Fairy!
Fairy was a fast learner.
The Fairy covered his mouth and held back his laughter.
―He calls himself a Good Fairy! Then am I the great Ultimate Bad Fairy? Where did you read a fairy tale-
Punching struck the Fairy's abdomen. From the impact, the Fairy floated up and rolled with a clatter.
Fairy swiftly robbed the Magic Stone Pouch.
―Weakling!
The Magic Stone Pouch was lifted high.
―It's my victory!
The black magic stones sparkled.
Wow.
Fairy won!
Fairy is amazing……!
Oh yeah!
Pastel's cheeks flushed red. She clapped enthusiastically without making a sound.
Then she paused, feeling like she had forgotten something.
Pink Eyes rolled.
Realizing something, they went round.
Gasp.
We came here to save Mr. Fairy, not to steal the Magic Stone Pouch he was eating well from!
Oing-oing.
Pink Eyes rolled.
But couldn't this be a normal occurrence in the Fairy World? It's a culture with a rough way of speaking, so Physical Dialogue has to come first.
Somehow that seems right!
I'm so smart!
Wow.
―Yooou!
The Fairy jumped up.
―What are you doing! To use Punching against a good partner working hard for the extinction of Humanity! Can you still call yourself a partner after that?!
It was an infuriated voice.
Oing.
Extinction of Humanity?
Fairy also seemed flustered by the incredible words and was speechless for a moment. Sweating profusely, he used Glancing Sideways at Pastel and rolled his eyes around.
Then he glared at the Fairy.
―What?! How could you make such a ridiculous plan! As a Good Fairy, I can absolutely never tolerate this!
―What?
The Fairy was flustered.
Fairy's Pointing a Finger continued.
―You were corrupted during your Confinement by the Church! To calmly say things a Good Fairy wouldn't say! You've definitely become a Corrupted Fairy!
Gasp.
Corrupted Fairy!
Just hearing it brings to mind something terrible.
Like Pineapple Pizza!
Gasp.
But Pineapple Pizza is delicious, so the analogy seems wrong!
The Fairy was bewildered.
―What are you talking about! We definitely swore in secret from the Church-
―Corrupted Fairy! Take my Punch!
A small fist was swung.
―Good Fairy Punch!
The fist hit the Fairy. The Fairy rolled with a clatter.
A Corrupted Fairy!
It might be hard for Fairy to handle alone!
"I'll help too!"
Pastel closed the door and entered.
The Fairy staggered to his feet. The Black Aura wrapping the Fairy spread out thickly.
―Ugh. What is this mess? I can clearly see that you've lost your mind, you half-wit! I wanted to raise my status a bit more, so this is great!
The Fairy revealed Sharp Teeth.
―I'll devour you!
The atmosphere trembled. The dishes on the table shook and made noise. A vase fell and shattered. Wind rushed in from the Window Sill, shaking her Pink Hair.
Huh?
Huh-uh?
A Meonggameongga unusual feeling!
―Huh? This level of Pure Influence? It shouldn't be this strong.
Fairy must have felt it too, as he suddenly panicked and hurriedly brought his hands together.
―God! Please give me the Power of Love to overcome everything!
Fairy cast Love Amulet Order Delivery.
Just attach the amulet, and even an disobedient opponent like that becomes your Slave!
Please give it Dawn Delivery~!
However, nothing happened.
Oing.
The delivery company must be on break.
―God?!
The Fairy sneered.
―I canceled out your wish with my own will! A half-wit like you who hasn't even experienced Partner Predation wouldn't know how to apply status!
Uwaah!
He really is a Corrupted Fairy!
―I'm still lacking, so I can't make a wish equally, but devouring someone like you is a breeze even without a wish!
The broken Vase Shard floated up. The sharp shards aimed at Fairy.
Uwaah!
"Fairy, I'll help you!"
Pastel grabbed the sword at her waist.
Fairy, sweating profusely, hurriedly shouted.
―Stay still! To raise my status, I have to eat and use Purification without your help!
"Then at least an amulet!"
―It's already yours!
Ehh?!
Is that how it is?!
Then what do we do?!
No matter how you looked at it, it seemed impossible to win with Fairy's meager capabilities, unable to even use Telekinesis.
The Fairy gestured.
―Die now, half-wit!
The Vase Shard rushed forward. As Fairy used Flight, they drew a curved trajectory and came in Pursuit.
Uwaaak!
"Fairy……!"
Fairy dodged and used Flight, then suddenly flew toward Pastel. The shards rushed in after him.
Ehh?
Fairy swiftly hid behind Pastel.
―Family-like Relationship Shield!
Oing.
The Vase Shard stopped mid-rush.
The Fairy stared in bewilderment.
―Weren't you on the same side-
―An opening!
Fairy suddenly peeled off two glue-covered amulets from the gap in Pastel's clothes on her back. Then he rushed toward the Fairy.
―Huh? Why is that there.
The Heart Ppyongppyong Amulet undulated. The Fairy, unable to resolve his Cognitive Dissonance, widened his eyes as the amulets arrived.
The Black Aura exploded. A scream rang out. The Fairy with the amulets attached plummeted along with smoke.
―Weakling!
Fairy raised one fist high.
―It's the Good Fairy's victory!
Wow.
The Corrupted Fairy was defeated by the Good Fairy.
Justice has won~!
"Uwaah!"
Pastel clapped enthusiastically.
Fairy is amazing……!