Chapter 19
Featured Post) Take Nubi! ><
(A compilation image of rabbit beastfolk's charms)
(A GIF of a rabbit beastfolk lifting her skirt slightly and grinning)
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[Comments]
- Haha, this really warms my heart.
- This is the dignity of the Otherworld Destruction Gallery...
- Come visit every day!!!!@@
- (An elf meme holding a tissue to its eye and looking through it like a telescope)
Featured Post) LOLhLOLhLOLLOL
(A GIF of a soaked rabbit beastfolk celebrating with a toast)
I thought I was going to suffocate to death!
Come visit us often from now on, guys~
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[Comments]
- Pya pya pya, I love you.
- Heueung...
- This is what I came here for~
- Life was hard, but thanks to you, I now have the will to keep living. Thank you.
ㄴ Why are you getting the will to live from this?
ㄴ Look at how polite these guys have become, lol.
- But what the hell are those 12 downvotes for?
ㄴ The bitter downvotes of the Otherworld freaks.
Beastfolk are running amok.
The gallery is out of control.
“The Featured posts... They've all been eaten?”
The Featured posts, which had maintained some variety with occasional information shares, field reports, and monster-hunting and aid requests, had completely gone to ruin.
They were filled exclusively with aggressively clickbaity posts tagged things like “mildly NSFW,” “slightly lewd,” and “NSFW warning.”
At this rate, how was this any different from the Otherworld Rabbit Beastfolk Figures Gallery?
“The theme must be upheld...!”
After days of the Featured posts becoming increasingly one-dimensional, I hurriedly wrote a post.
Title: It's Me
Author: Head Mod☆
Stop!!!
Stop turning the Featured posts into one category!!!
(A frog meme holding out a palm decisively)
This is the Otherworld Destruction Gallery, not a body gallery. Please share useful informational posts.
It was the ultimate move: Stop.
But contrary to my expectations, the reaction was nothing but cold.
- Where's the Head Mod's half-elf beauty body pic?
- What, it's the Head Mod. Get lost, I'm busy.
- We lost ten seconds of pictures. Are you taking responsibility?
- Fucking LOL, you ungrateful bastards. No wonder the world deserves to end, lol.
ㄴ Ah, but I can't resist rabbit beastfolk.
“Ah.”
There was something I had overlooked.
Unlike me, who had lived freely my entire life before being possessed, these people had spent decades struggling just to survive.
Amid all that, they were losing their minds over a feast of stimulating images that struck them right in the brain.
There was a reason the gallery had gone this insane in particular.
Title: It's Your Fault, Wholesome Gentleman! Take Responsibility!!
You used to post pictures all the time, so why did you stop?
Why did you betray us?
Because you weren't around, I became someone who spends twenty-four hours a day browsing only rabbit beastfolk NSFW posts.
You fried my brain!!!
Take responsibility!!!
ㄴ Boo, you dry-ass piece of trash, take responsibility.
ㄴ Boo, traitor.
ㄴ Wholesome Gentleman) ^^?
The popular user Wholesome Gentleman had stopped posting NSFW pictures so frequently.
Everyone had begun drinking the liquor I sold, so they no longer needed to sate their desires with lewd pictures.
And there was one more problem.
- Head Mod oppa... Look at me alone, please♡...jpg
- I love you, Head Mod!!! Take me with you, sob.
- Head Mod... Would you like to eat carrots with me?...jpg
- Come to our village and live with us!
- Head Mod, sir, please rate my figure...jpg
“Ah, crazy. What even is that last one?”
After I helped the rabbit beastfolk, they had completely lost their heads.
Nearly every one of them was asking me to come to their village and live with them, along with posting their pictures.
It started with flirting about sharing carrots and escalated to tempting me with promises that they would let me touch their ears.
Title: Myoran, Come Out
Author: Head Mod☆
Please make these guys stop.
All kinds of lewd pictures keep coming through the barter chat.
This is sexual harassment!!!
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[Comments]
- Damn... I'm jealous...
- Head Mod oppa... You're kind of cute? LOLhLOLh♥
- Myoran) I'm sorry, Head Mod. But there's nothing I can do. Squeak.
ㄴ Head Mod☆) Why?
ㄴ Myoran) It's a trait of our species... I think they'll calm down once mating season passes. Squeak.
ㄴ Head Mod☆) Sigh...
ㄴ I love you, Head Mod oppa.
ㄴ Head Mod, sir, please accept even someone like me...!
ㄴ (A GIF of a muscular male rabbit beastfolk)
ㄴ Head Mod☆)
“Huff... Hoo... Calm down, calm down...”
I reflexively raised my hand to issue a permanent ban, but barely managed to restrain myself.
Wherever I went. No, even if I didn't go anywhere.
From every direction, an endless feast of flesh threatened me and whirled around me.
It was painful enough to make me blurt out profanity, something I had never done throughout my gallery life.
Even so, I was the Head Mod, the gallery administrator.
[Image saved.]
I removed what needed removing and diligently saved what needed saving, then wrapped up gallery moderation for the day.
Then, during the spare time I had left, I opened the things I had received from Myoran through the barter trade.
[100% Golden Carrot]
[1 Magic Rabbit Burrow Ticket]
There were two gifts inside that I couldn't understand even after reading their descriptions.
*
Announcement) Strengthening the Standards for Uploading Lewd Pictures
Author: Head Mod☆
(A frog meme sobbing while firing a gun into the sky)
From now on, whenever you upload a post showing skin, you must indicate the subject's gender at the beginning of the post.
If you violate this rule or upload a fake label and I end up seeing a man's impressive body, you'll receive a permanent ban.
Uploading a picture that exposes private parts will result in a merciless ten-day ban, so please keep that in mind.
- Boo, trash.
- Whew, but this is the right call. It was tough, like playing Minesweeper among treasure, ㅇㅇ.
- Ah, I finally don't have to look at women's bodies anymore, lol.
ㄴ ?
ㄴ Otherworld freak...
Before figuring out what the gifts were, I lightly brought the gallery under control and posted a new entry.
The 100% Golden Carrot had appeared in the system, but the Magic Rabbit Burrow Ticket had no description.
[100% Golden Carrot]
The rabbit beastfolk's life's greatest masterpiece.
If eaten, it tastes like an ordinary carrot.
It can heal any disease or even a wound that would otherwise result in death.
“It's a panacea.”
It felt like I had gained an extra life.
I told them to send anything, and they sent something like this.
I hoped I would never have to eat it.
And the other one was a ticket.
Title: I Will Reveal My Gender and Race, Which Have Been Causing Controversy Lately...
Author: Head Mod☆
(A GIF of a golden ticket with a carrot drawn on it)
I got this. What does it do?
I wanted to try using it, but I was nervous for some reason and kept hesitating;
- ??? Admin, there seems to be an error in your title and content. They don't match.
ㄴ LOL, look at this noob spacing out.
ㄴ That's just how things are here.
ㄴ It's hilarious that everyone's gotten used to it now, lol.
- What's that?
ㄴ I'm seeing it for the first time too, but the picture is cute.
ㄴ Did Head Mod get scammed somewhere?
Everyone seemed unaware of what it was.
- Gasp, what's that?
- Ah! Head Mod, just tear that right away ^^
- Something good will happen if you use it ><
- It's a ticket that will make you happy every day, every moment~
Only the rabbit beastfolk were urging me to use it with bizarre insistence.
That made me want to use it even less.
I didn't rush to judgment. I watched quietly until I finally found a comment that seemed to know what it was.
- Isn't that a teleportation ticket?
ㄴ Gasp, now that you mention it, it really does look like one~ I vaguely remember seeing one long ago~
ㄴ Why are you old folks speaking in things only you understand?
As befitted a long-lived race, a few of them seemed to know about the ticket.
- Head Mod☆) Explain in a little more detail.
ㄴ Whoa, what's with Head Mod's reply? ㅇㅅㅇ. But you're asking me to tell you for nothing~?
ㄴ Head Mod☆) I'll release 100 more bottles of Dew into the marketplace.
ㄴ The ticket in Head Mod's uploaded picture is a ‘Magic Rabbit Burrow Ticket.’ It is a ticket that elves have only ever seen in pictures, and its practical users are estimated at zero to date. It is a ticket leading to the rabbit beastfolk's magical passage, and rumor has it that using it teleports you straight to the rabbit beastfolk's underground village.
“There really is no race more obsessed with Dew.”
The Elf Wiki information came pouring out in a steady stream.
Putting it all together, this was an item that teleported me to the rabbit beastfolk's village, right?
- Head Mod☆) What? So if I use this, I'll be transported to the rabbit beastfolk's village?
ㄴ That's right~?
“Huh? Then isn't this a good thing?”
If my life were in danger or I were kidnapped, I could use it to escape.
Then, once things settled down, I could simply return to the surface. The more I thought about it, the more it seemed like an overpowered cheat.
But there was one fatal problem.
ㄴ Head Mod☆) How do I get out?
ㄴ Probably not, right?
ㄴ Head Mod☆) ?
ㄴ Why else would they invite you?
ㄴ Elf, please shut up... ^^
ㄴ Gasp, I guess I wasn't supposed to say that < smack smack
ㄴ Elf, how could you say that? ^^
ㄴ I really want to kill you >o<
ㄴ We almost had him!
ㄴ Head Mod☆) .
The purpose of that ticket from the very beginning had been to kidnap me.
I immediately grabbed the ticket and tossed it into a corner.
To make sure I wouldn't tear it by accident, I put it in a box and sealed it completely.
“I only received the Golden Carrot.”
I would never use that ticket. Not ever.
When I realized I had nearly met my end here, my wariness toward barter trades began to boil over.
“Bluntly speaking, if they send me a cursed item, I'll be headed straight to the afterlife.”
At the very least, I needed something to prevent that sort of thing first.
I suppressed the goosebumps rising over my skin and continued browsing the gallery, pointedly ignoring the rabbit beastfolk, when I came across a post.
Title: Fuck... Am I Dying?...jpg
It had few views, but one post caught my eye unmistakably.
I clicked it naturally and found that it included both pictures and content, so it wasn't just title bait.
(A GIF of an arm wound sliced by a knife)
(A GIF of someone writing a will, just in case)
I'm a knight of the Adrian Empire.
But I accidentally cut myself with a sword while training.
It doesn't seem like a deep cut, but blood keeps streaming out. What do I do?
Fuck, there was a knight from another order who died after his wound got infected last time...
Am I going to die too?
(A GIF of milk being poured over the wound)
(A GIF of flour being liberally smeared over the wound)
For now, I'm treating it as the church instructed.
They told me to apply milk and flour because white signifies holiness. I did that, and it seems a little better.
Anyway, I hope it heals quickly.
- Yeah, pour milk on it and most wounds will heal anyway.
- Don't worry, gallery bro. If you're really worried, stick a tangerine peel over the wound and it'll recover in no time.
- Good thing you treated it quickly.
- Seriously, otherwise you might have to cut your arm off.
- Whew! As expected, humans are inferior.
ㄴ Author) ?
ㄴ Who pours milk on a wound?
ㄴ Author) Then what am I supposed to do?
ㄴ You obviously smear tree sap onto a dry leaf and rub it in. That'll make it heal faster;
Judging from the picture, the wound wasn't deep.
Besides, judging from the author's condition, it might heal in a few days if he received proper treatment.
Yes, at least if he received normal treatment.
What were these treatments that amounted to praying for the patient to die?
- Head Mod☆: Fuck, stop immediately.
I was so astounded by the medieval otherworld treatments that I let loose a string of curses for the first time in my gallery life.