Two Married Men and One Unmarried Woman

“Are you really an idiot?”

“......What?!”

At Kara’s and my synchronized retort, Elisia sprang to her feet, bristling as if she’d been grievously wronged.

“W-why am I an idiot?! You didn’t feel anything even after seeing their touching, youthful enemies-to-lovers story?! Ah... unless!”

Elisia planted both hands on her hips, lifted her chin, and pointed accusingly at us.

“You two fell for each other ages ago and got married in a flash, so you have absolutely no interest in innocent, heart-fluttering unrequited-love stories anymore, right?!”

‘What is she even talking about?’

I pressed my fingers to my brow, but Elisia’s rampage didn’t stop.

“You think innocent... youthful romance is boring now! That love is all about being so hot you could devour each other! Breathlessly sensual! Roughly bound up in a deep, passionate love! Huh? The only thing that counts as love is the intense physical intimacy of adults burning all night long?! That kind of physical...”

The incident...