It's a Good Day, So Why Are You Like This?

[Author : Jun0102]

[Title : Posting a Wakamo Underwear Pic]

(A GIF of her leaping into the air and spinning)

(An insane low-angle shot as she steps through thin air)

I don't know how it works, but it looks like the OP summons a camera to film it. Must be some kind of sorcery.

As everyone knows, modern technology and firearms can't be used inside the Tower.

The only time that happens is after the conditions for that floor have been fulfilled.

Then a Climber can draw a gun and fire it.

Why not just bring a gun in?

That's a privilege reserved for Americans who've fired guns and changed class to something called the [Shooter] Class.

Modern scientific devices can't be used in the Tower.

Even cameras are only possible when one of the rare conditions is fulfilled.

Apparently, a [Wizard] can use a Skill to turn something they've seen into a video.

Are you insane? You're supposed to use an attack Skill to climb the Tower, and you're wasting it on that?

But if it's primitive, ancient sorcery, that's another story.

-What the fuck is this guy talking about? It's being filmed because it's a VTuber stream.

ㄴRightㅋㅋㅋ The OP's a VTuber, dumbass. What are they talking about?

ㄴAre you slandering the foremost pioneer of South Korea's metaverse era?

ㄴI guess I'll have to report this to the government! He's a subversive!!

ㄴBig Brother is always watching.

ㄴWouldn't this be Little Sister in this caseㅋㅋㅋㅋ?

-This is genuinely the first time our gallery has looked this clean.

-Because the deputy managers volunteered!

-There were a suspiciously large number of deputy-manager applications.....

-Did the head manager get replaced without anyone noticing?

ㄴGasp

ㄴThey were bad at the job, though.

ㄴHuh? There wasn't anyone like that to begin with, was there?

ㄴFuckㅋㅋ This is an actual ghost storyㅋㅋㅋ

-Why isn't it a fundoshi....

ㄴAre you disappointed that it's black triangular underwear?

ㄴBro... please show some restraint....

ㄴAre you saying you wanted to see the underwear the OP had worn for a thousand years? Are you insane? Did you want to bury your face in it and die?!

ㄴHead mod, can we hang this bastard?

[Author : ㅇㅇ]

[Title : I Brought the Mod's Red Pill. This Is Definitely It]

Over two meters tall and weighing more than 200 kilograms.

The strength to swing a gigantic iron ball around lightly and freely.

And taekwondo skills that she absolutely can't hide....

The fan service where she sometimes shows her underwear while shaking her hips.

The mod's true identity was Chang Koehan.

I got so fucking creeped out.

-What the fuck is that, you otaku bastard.

-Get lost if you're not ancientㅋㅋㅋ

-I'm Kim Kaphwan, and this is accurateㅇㅇ...

-(A GIF of Chang Koehan wiggling around in a shinobi outfit)

ㄴWhy the fuck does something like this exist!!!!

ㄴDo you have any idea how many people here have weird fetishesㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴBring one with the OP replaced by Wakamo and post it! Make one!!

-She climbs the Tower to enact justice....

-I heard the sound of chains, so I thought she was going to do some whippingㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Her bust size does seem similar, doesn't it?

-Seeing her like this, the mod really is fucking huge.

[Author : Irigal]

[Title : Are Fully Cleared Floors Normally This Easy?]

(A GIF of Wakamo smashing a believer's head with a mace while saying, "Be quiet!")

I mean, it's not as if there are no Fully Cleared Floors anywhere in the world, right?

They show up here and there, but I've never seen them stack up in a row like this before.

Is the mod just that amazing? She says she has no divine powers, so how does she foresee things?

But couldn't she just predict the future, get the lottery numbers right, and live lazily?

No, I'm asking because I'm curious... Why does she stream...?

I'm new here, so I don't know much..

-I heard there's a theory that the difficulty differs depending on the [Class].

-It seems plausible, considering the difficulty shot up because the mod was clearing everything so well?

-In the first place, you have to fulfill conditions that aren't revealed when you enter and aren't even announced before you clear the floor.

-That's why incidents like kidnappings happen, too.

-But if that happened, they'd get caught immediatelyㅋㅋ You kidnap the mod, kill her, and her name disappears from the Tower? Then the next bastard creates a Fully Cleared Floor?

ㄴCould you even kidnap and kill the mod before that?

ㄴThey'd say, "You can't die before watching a VTuber stream!" but they wouldn't be able to handle herㅋㅋㅋ

-Newbie, you can find out why the mod streams by looking at the channelㅋㅋㅋ

-Welcome... to a channel overflowing with VTuber clips, which somehow became 2,500 videos before anyone noticed....

-The insane fox who clips every VTuber in Korea and overseas.

-How the fuck did she even find and upload a VTuber with one subscriberㅋㅋㅋㅋ

※※※

Going back a little in time, after Wakamo Inarizushi finished clearing Floor 10.

"That was close..!!"

She had to end the stream and immediately climb to Floor 11 if she wanted to survive. Did the believers really know that her life was on a timer like this?

But she didn't tell them.

Whenever she streamed, she had to show the believers watching her an unhurried side of herself and entertain them. That was the basic duty of a streamer, even before being a VTuber!

Yes... she would see her final moments as a VTuber off with tears shared between herself and the believers.

That is, unless the ending involved her waving, thanking them, graduating, and vanishing, leaving herself immortalized on the internet forever.

Wakamo planned to remain a VTuber until the moment she died!!

And even if she died, she wouldn't reincarnate as another VTuber and awkwardly tell the believers, "I debuted today."

"Don't graduate and disappear for some reason, only to reincarnate as someone else and come back!!!!"

If she were leaving for a wider world and an environment where she could stream more freely, they would send her off with tears.

So many VTubers disappeared by accident that simply graduating from a major agency and leaving while being seen off was enough to count as fortunate.

Whether they were VTubers or not, streamers always had to be careful not to make mistakes, including mistakes in the words they said.

Korea was relatively permissive when it came to leaving agencies, so many people switched over and became independent VTubers.

Our airheaded Inch Queen must have been like that. But at major agencies or overseas, people often had to be reborn if they belonged to somewhere.

They used terms like reincarnation and past life, joking around by greeting one another with "Nice to meet you" even while being happy to meet again. Changing one's current life didn't change the person, so verbal slips and habits from their old streams would inevitably come out. That itself could become material for the viewers to laugh about together.

Yes.

She simply hoped that when the end of the VTuber named Wakamo Inarizushi arrived someday, it would not be tragic.

"I'll die alone in a nameless wilderness, even if I have to die!!!"

Could anything be sadder than saying you'd stream tomorrow, then dying suddenly on stream =sudden death!!=?

If the believers, waiting for Wakamo who would never return, went on a rampage saying something like, "Wakamo... at this rate, I'll have to bury that old lady...?" she might shed a few tears.

"I really need to pay attention to how I allocate my mana...."

She showed only a relaxed side during her broadcast, then briefly turned it off and managed her emotions by muttering out the fear and anxiety she had been suppressing.

"Maybe this tenth floor felt like an event, so the conditions weren't as difficult as I expected."

──No, looking back, most of the conditions had actually been remarkably kind to Wakamo.

Knowing the conditions made her think, 『Doesn't this look easy?』

That was because Wakamo had obtained and studied information about Incheon Tower, including its clear conditions. In the past, it had been normal to climb a Tower without knowing anything, and even now, whenever a new Tower appeared, many Climbers risked their lives climbing it to gather information.

Even if Towers were relatively kind to humans, they were still dangerous places where one could lose one's life in a fight!!

Just look at the [Orc Fighter] on Floor 9. Didn't it ambush her the moment she came up and punch her in the face? What if it had been a sword?

If the difficulty continued to rise like this, she would have to consider far more possible situations.

Especially since she wasn't even at the top floor, yet a penalty preventing her from leaving the Tower had suddenly appeared!

Not aiming for a 『Fully Cleared Floor』 and simply climbing the Tower was also one possible method.

"But then the believers will be disappointed!!"

Wasn't that exactly what the believers who looked up to her expected from her?

In that case, she had no choice but to keep driving her attacks forward, even if she had to risk her life.

[Incheon Tower Floor 10 has achieved the Platinum conditions and is being opened to all of humanity!!]

[Rewards have increased due to the Tower's Platinum clear]

[Humanity's first success in achieving 10 consecutive Platinum Floor clears]

"...No, was it really that impressive?"

She was a little flustered. Seriously..?

There were more Fully Cleared Floors than expected throughout Korea and overseas, whether people killed the Climbers who had cleared them to steal their information or obtained the information through other means.

Wakamo Inarizushi was simply the only person who had stacked them from Floor 1 through Floor 10 like this!

'It was the first Tower to begin with, and those conditions only look easy if you know them. If you don't, you can make a mistake....'

Most Climbers had probably roughly stomped the [Oil Slime] on Floor 1 and gone up to Floor 2.

"So what was the reward for clearing them consecutively...?"

[An additional area called 『Wakamo Inarizushi Floor 1』 will be provided in South Korea's Incheon 100-Floor Tower!]

[This floor combines all the areas that existed from Floor 1 through Floor 10 into a new environment, covering an area of 410㎢]

"Aha, it isn't turning Floors 1 through 10 into a single floor. It's giving me an additional floor made by combining all of them...."

[We look forward to the future climbs of Wakamo Inarizushi, the Climber ascending Incheon 100-Floor Tower!]

"Wow, I really hit the jackpot with real estate. Just how big is that, anyway?"

She would learn later that it was about the same size as Ganghwa County, an autonomous county of Incheon Metropolitan City.

That meant she had received land capable of housing 70,000 people, just like Ganghwa County, as an 【Open World】 that even people who weren't Climbers could enter!!

[You have acquired the Class-exclusive Skill 【Open World】!]

"Oh... Open World is really a Skill? How broken is it...?"

【Open World】

-Qualification as the owner of 『Wakamo Inarizushi Floor 1』.

-Those who live there can watch [Broadcasts] from anywhere.

'My Class is such fucking trash....'

Wham!

She cut off the thought by punching herself so hard that her jaw nearly spun around.

Phew, that was close.... I almost insulted my own Class without realizing it!!

[[My Worlds] Skill has been upgraded to the size of a [Large Full-Option Studio Apartment]. It is now possible to supply electricity by consuming your own mana]

"....! Finally!!"

The good news of another Skill upgrade followed. She could finally work on her own computer...!!

And that wasn't even the only one.

[Additional assets that can be registered in the [VTuber Assets] Skill have been added].

"Next time, I'll choose something proper.... Should I add the iron ball...?"

Judging by the viewers' reactions, they had been more enthusiastic than expected, so she thought she should take that into consideration too.

And most importantly.... It was finally here!! A chance to choose a [Skill]!!

"I'm absolutely choosing an attack Skill and a mana-recovery Skill!!! I won't change my mind no matter what appears!!"

[Please choose one reward]

[Idol's Protection]

-Provides believers with a buff proportional to the floor number.

[Weight of Faith]

-Can become lighter or heavier in proportion to the number of believers.

[Flame of the Idol]

-Consumes possessed mana to create flames.

[Worshiped God]

-Increases mana recovery speed in proportion to the number of believers.

Class-exclusive Skill 【Healthy Broadcast】

-The health of subscribed VTubers improves.

-Immunity to [Minor Diseases] increases.

-Fatigue recovery speed increases.

"You fucking Tower bastard..why do all the other Skills say they '~do this,' while only my Class-exclusive Skill says it '~does this' in polite speech!!! How much healthier does it make them?! Does it make depression go away too?! I'm seriously desperate here. I'll get on my knees and ask, so please answer me!!!"

She abandoned all her pride and everything else, knelt down, and begged! But the heartless Tower gave her no answer.

It would only restore some fatigue for the VTubers she had subscribed to and help them avoid minor illnesses.

VTubers who could always put on a healthy broadcast, never slept even after being tired for an entire day, and never suffered from colds.....

"I have to protect them..."

[You have acquired the Skill 【Healthy Broadcast】!]

Since she already possessed an invincible VTuber body(?) that never got sick and did not even need to sleep, there was not a single benefit in it for her.

If she had to choose between immortality and curing a serious illness afflicting her oshi, Wakamo would choose the latter without hesitation, which made this ordeal unbearably painful.

But she had no regrets. On the contrary, this overwhelming emotion filling her heart was definitely joy!!

"And the ones before it were all about believers, gods, and idols!! Fucking seriously!! Why is my Class-exclusive Skill the only one that uses the modern term \"subscribed VTubers\"!!!"

Wakamo knelt down and eventually burst into tears.

I want an [Attack Skill], ueeeng!!

She even flopped onto the floor and writhed pathetically, flailing her arms and legs.

"Give me a good attack Skill and a weapon too──!!!"

Wasn't she asking for too much, considering her Class was like that to begin with?

"Um, are you okay?"

Wakamo was crying so sadly that she had momentarily forgotten she had arrived on Floor 11. She turned her head at the voice coming from beside her.

Her eyes met those of someone crouching there, and all kinds of complicated thoughts flashed through her mind, but first she had to confirm the facts.

"When did you get here?"

"S-since you h-hit my chin?"

※※※

"Rather than a fox, isn't she an ogre?"

"Isn't this the Eight-Foot-Tall Ghost?"

For better or worse──Wakamo's fame soared until it pierced the heavens.

Even otaku who had simply wanted to enjoy watching an ordinary VTuber stream were bewildered by the incomprehensibly massive influx of viewers.

The mod blocked donations, didn't accept money, and never checked her email, so the only way to communicate with her was through her broadcasts. Many people wrote posts in the cafe too, but with the cafe manager being a government employee, trying to contact her was completely out of the question.

The only thing Wakamo worried about amid her surging fame was, What if other VTubers suffer because of me?

"I saw another VTuber trainee today... You're saying she was an aspiring VTuber? Go!!! Don't question me!! Anyway... her editing skills and concept were good, but watching her aim for 100,000 subscribers made me think of the Queen.... So many VTubers work hard, starting as idol trainees, but is it okay for me to coast along and eat everything for free like this? What if other VTubers suffer because of me?"

Wakamo honestly posted her feelings in the cafe, but the believers complained that she really talked about VTubers all day long. They were probably also angry because the cafe-exploration stream that had been planned had been canceled.

But what could they do when they wanted to see her?

The unprecedented achievement of clearing 10 『Fully Cleared Floors』 in a row.

Then came the shocking news that the Tower had rewarded a 『Solo Climber』 with an entire floor.

This was an era when monsters released by Tower collapses wandered through the mountains and attacked private homes.

In a world where one never knew when a Tower might collapse and sweep everything away──this was welcome news for Korea, which had not received such good news in a long time.

Some people shouted, "Korea's national pride is insane! Landlady, bring out the booze!!" But others began arguing, starting with, "Isn't the OP Japanese?" and, "What are you talking about? Isn't she a Tang-dynasty fox?" They wondered whether it was really right to call her Korea's pride. Some were even anxious that she would leave if a Japanese major agency asked her to debut with them.

The government was just as anxious.

The Climber Association had suddenly acquired tremendous power and influence. Should this be called buying at the bottom, as they say?

They had somehow hidden the existence of a fox god like that for five years(?) and timed the contract perfectly, as if they had predicted(?) that this would happen.

It was fair to say that the Association president had gained complete control of Incheon.

He had officially announced that the vast land would be made available to guilds and companies at low lease rates. The government hurriedly introduced various support policies as well, but every approval had to pass through the Association president.

"Whatever form it takes, it's clear that enormous upheaval is coming to South Korea."

The Association president, resolved to serve faithfully as a breakwater, smiled as he watched the endlessly noisy government and the frantic movements of the various political parties.

There must have been chaos overseas too. Who could have guessed there was a secret like this? All kinds of troublesome people would try to approach Wakamo from now on.

"This confirms it. She has an ability that lets her know the conditions for 『Fully Cleared Floors』."

Since no one knew what Wakamo's Class was, they couldn't ask her, but if she had a 『Legendary Class』, some people would try to interrogate her about the conditions for changing Classes.

They had already spread the fake information that she fulfilled the condition of being an "Idol Who Has Lived for a Thousand Years."

People might suspect that her entire species had changed, but if that were the case, she would have demonstrated a more sophisticated ability.

Hadn't she said herself that she had lost her divine powers and sorcery and fought using only her physical abilities? They could only believe that.

In reality, this had happened because her noncombat Class made the early climbs easy, while the Tower judged the fictional beings called 『VTubers』 to be idols and considered the place where they operated, 『Virtual Chat』, similar to a Tower, thereby revealing the conditions through 『Tower Floor Information Disclosure』.

This was a truth even Wakamo didn't know, and she probably wouldn't have cared anyway.

Besides, if Wakamo had designed her VTuber character to be weak, climbing the Tower would have been difficult.

But following the concept she had chosen, her body's weight and elongated height, which made her naturally strong through pure physical power, were well suited for combat.

There were even people who trained themselves in preparation for the possibility that they might become Climbers someday.

One could say that an opportunity(?) had come to someone who was prepared.

"She has no criminal record, so there's nothing to fault her for. Mm-hmm."

Even if there had been, it would disappear. A false identity? Those records had all been erased long ago.

At most, there had been the minor prank of taking an iron ball from a demolition site, hadn't there? A fox might carry off a round object. The construction manager had laughed and forgiven her, so there was no problem.

"This is fucked...."

Meanwhile.

Immediately after reaching Floor 11, Wakamo abducted a Climber who had been on the same floor and dragged her into the room, sweating coldly.

"How old are you?"

"Seventeen."

She was a young woman whose pronunciation was strange, as though her tongue were severely shortened... but anyway, this was seriously fucked.

She had kidnapped a high-school girl in the prime of her youth(?) and dragged her home!! At this point, there was only one way out.

"I have no choice but to threaten you into becoming a VTuber..."

"Huh?"

I'm terribly sorry for this on our first meeting, but starting today, you have to become a VTuber before you can go home.

That's the house rule starting today.