Chapter 55
[Posted by: Mom]
[Title: Let's Check Out the New ChatGPT AI VTuber]
After the wheel of time turned all the way around, a shikigami from the age of onmyoji has come to greet us.
Honestly, since Lady Wakamo is from the old days, she probably thinks shikigami and AI are basically the same thing.
(A link posted by a Japanese reporter.)
Lady Wakamo said that since the Tower had given her something that couldn't speak, she had given it "intelligence."
I don't know how she did it, but I was amazed that she managed to connect it to the internet.
No, she's seriously a godㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
The reason she can stream at all is because the Tower can connect to the internet.
(A photo of Aoi Asuka)
As you can see, she's an incredibly cool and aloof big sister type.
She even has thick thighs and a beauty mark.
She's not inside a computer. She's a living shikigami, believe it or not.
[Summoners] have been flooding the cafe with inquiries asking whether they can give intelligence to the monsters they've tamed too.
Of course that would be difficult.
Apparently, they don't even have any points left to spend on buffs for their companions.
Looks like she poured everything into raising our idiot big sis?
-It was hilarious how she said "Line 1" without changing her expression even once.
ㄴThis is merchandise. We're selling it cheap.
ㄴIf a big sis like that advertised it, even I would buy it;;;
ㄴHow could anyone not buy that shitㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I went to buy a Wakamo pillow, but they were all sold out.... How many did you make?
ㄴThe boss thought they wouldn't sell much, so she only made 10,000.
ㄴThere are over two million subscribers. Was that really the right call?
-The part where she gets smacked with a folding fan is pure sketch comedy....
ㄴIs this traditional Japanese manzai?
-At last... my favorite's oshi is here..!
-Programmers working themselves to death programming, while the boss auto-completes everything with a single "click"ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴBut is it really true that her learning ability comes from the internet...?
ㄴAs long as we're having fun, who cares?
"Hello, everyone. I'm the virtual liver Wakamo Inarizushi."
"Nice to meet you, wallets."
"You can't call viewers who came to watch the stream that!!"
"Isn't it only natural to pay when you're looking at Lady Wakamo's breasts?"
"Ahem.... I only have 1,000 yen in my wallet. Do employees get a discount...?"
"How much is thirty minutes...?"
"My breasts aren't something you pay to see!! You can just watch comfortably for free!!"
-Uhyōㅋㅋㅋ Really?ㅋㅋㅋ
-So now it's okay to honestly say we're watching her breasts!!
-What are those employees trying to pay her in the middle of all this?
-Your employee benefits are on a different level~
-I want to be squeezed between her thighs until I get sleepy.
-Then you'll get hit with "Gaaah, the mass!!"
-She's really 200 kilograms, so you could easily die.
-Isn't dying between her thighs a pretty good death?
-That's not exactly wrong.
-But why another collab all of a sudden?
The viewers were puzzled that they were having another collab after having done one before.
This time, four people, including Wakamo, had their individual streams running.
As for Asuka, to be honest, Wakamo hadn't really wanted to turn her on, but they needed to keep an eye on the situation, and since she had to be included when making clips, it was hard to treat her differently, so they had prepared her too.
"That's right. Lady Wakamo's breasts are public property. Be grateful, inferior life forms."
-Aahh, thank you.
-That size is hard to find anywhere else.
-Maybe it's because she's tall, but her breasts are huge too...
-But isn't this sexual harassment? Is this okay?
-More importantly, is calling us inferior life forms okay?
-You can't even pay to be looked down on by a beauty like that;;
-Being comfortably despised while sitting down is so damn arousing.
-All the freaks with weird fetishes really gathered here.....
"Hnnngh, Mommy... give Asuka your milk."
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"After researching through the internet, I found that modern people desire infant regression, and since Asuka is zero years old, one can theoretically argue that she is at an age where drinking her mother's milk is permissible. Since Lady Wakamo can be considered her mother, Asuka may nurse."
As she said that, Asuka buried her face in Wakamo's chest and inhaled deeply.
Wakamo was half out of her mind, unsure where to even begin criticizing her, and found herself wrestling with complicated thoughts about the tengu's sexual harassment.
She really was zero years old, and she really was learning because she had no intelligence, so Wakamo couldn't refute her and simply froze.
-Lady Wakamo has crashed.
-If the second-biggest adult here started crying for milk, even I would usually lose my mind.
-Look at Ichigo watching with a jealous gaze too.
-I think Ichigo deserves to nurse from her mother too!!
-And is nobody going to stop Pirate, who's casually cracking open a beer can?
"I told her to spend all day looking at the internet and learning, but she only learned weird things. Do you like breasts that much?"
"Breasts are merely inferior imitations of buttocks!! If Asuka must choose between the real and the fake, she chooses the original!!"
"Do I seriously have to sit on her with my actual butt for this?"
"A reward has appeared!"
-Hearing her say insane things with that cool, utterly expressionless face is driving me crazy.
-But aren't you damn jealous...?
-Does it feel like the AI VTuber is living a happier life than humans? Is this really okay?
-Lady Wakamo is mine, you inferior life formsㅋㅋ The submission is kind of nice...
-Were you aroused?
-This is kind of arousing.
-It's just funny hearing her say the same things we doㅋㅋ Is she the viewers' representative??
"Lady Wakamo's panties are black. Asuka's underwear is an ordinary thong, possessing an ideal eroticism, and her rear view would not lose to the latest games──"
"Stop, stop. How do I turn everyone off? This thing."
"Should we give her alcohol?"
-Every solution can be found in "alcohol."
-Even the hallucinations you see at sea can be solved with a glass of fruit wineㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Unlike an AI VTuber, this one requires physical restraintㅋㅋㅋ
-Ah, why are you stopping her when she was getting up to show us ㅠㅠㅠ
They were streaming from the studio, and Wakamo hurriedly stopped Asuka when she suddenly stood up to show them. What on earth was she supposed to do with this broken shikigami VTuber who even announced her master's panty color however she pleased?
"Jjingkkus! Today the four of us are going to play a game called Gutta Five! It's a famous game, Pirate said so!"
"This game has a casino? They said the Korean version doesn't, so I imported the Japanese one. Let's go gamble right now!!"
"I thaught that wud happen, so I made a new accwunt."
"What... did you say...?"
-What was that betrayed expressionㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Ichigo is flying over Pirate, who's running.
-Since when did you think she wouldn't know you were going to do that?
-Fast... an incredible speed type!!
-So what are you going to do with that?
"Let's rob a bank! Or hijack a ship... We could sell cocaine and make money!!"
-She's so consistently herself that I can only laugh.
-If this weren't about a game, I'd almost believe she had actually done it~
-But honestly, if she hadn't become a VTuber, I feel like I'd have seen her on the front page of the social news....
While Wakamo tapped Asuka on the head beside her and desperately tried to fix her somehow, Ichigo and Pirate continued as though they were already used to this.
[GTA5].
A game by Rockstar, a company famous throughout the world, including among Japanese VTubers and in Korea and America.
It is a series set in vast cities where players live freely while committing all sorts of crimes, characterized by a world painted in blood and violence.
It was fairly popular for viewer participation, but there was also a risk that hackers might enter and turn the stream into a chaotic disaster.
Wakamo had prepared thoroughly just in case, but she had also prepared another game in case that happened.
She hadn't particularly wanted this, but with four people, the range of possible collab combinations became much wider than expected.
The duo of Pirate and Ichigo worked well, and the two also had good chemistry through Wakamo. But adding one more person increased the number of combinations by just as much.
Why else would VTubers from major agencies divide into generations, mingle with one another, and stream with their colleagues?
Because synergy emerged.
New fun born from the chemistry between colleagues whom even they themselves had yet to understand!!
Wakamo was devoted to making streams for viewers above all else, so she thought that even a shikigami who couldn't be granted human rights(?) could still be used for VTuber content.
It was beyond worrying; it was practically precarious....
"All right! Today, Wakamo Corporation is going to rob a bank!! First, everyone gather at Pirate's house shown on the map!!"
To start the mission, everyone first had to gather in one place.
Three of them respawned somewhere in an imaginary city modeled after America.
Pirate, on the other hand, had apparently played the game quite a lot to gamble at the casino, since she had plenty of money and possessions, and even had her own house.
So she only had to wait, but she immediately took her car out of the parking lot and headed outside.
"Let's go pick them up!!"
-Ahㅋㅋㅋ She's really going to pick them up, right??
-She's not going to the casino, right? Right?
-What's this about drinking with the game charactersㅋㅋㅋ
-Upvote if you're a Pirate who enjoys everything in life.
-As expected, Pirate reigns supreme when it comes to laughter.
Pirate accelerated rapidly, then naturally stopped when the light turned red.
With her hands free, she tore open some jerky and popped a piece into her mouth.
-Captain, what are you doing?
-Wait a second, Captain, what exactly are you doing?
"Waiting for the light, of course."
-No, are you seriousㅋㅋㅋ
-Why the fuck are you stopping at a red lightㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I've never seen anyone stop at a red light in GTA!!!
-Traffic signals are basically nonexistent in this game!!
"Huh? What are you talking about? You learn to stop at red lights in kindergarten, don't you?"
-What is this? Why are we hearing something normal?
-Why is she sane here when she usually only says nonsense?
-And why the hell is she staying in her lane while drivingㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-This bitch used her turn signal!!!!
-What?!?!?
"Of course you have to follow traffic laws... I even have a license... Honestly, sailors are so reckless."
-??????
-Ah, ah, ah. AhWJDTLSSKRKFrJRKXDKtLQKF
-The guy above has lost his mindㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-How could he notㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Why are we being scolded? Are we the bad guys???
-Every word is technically correct, but why is she doing this hereㅋㅋㅋ
-And she's driving damn well tooㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
"The traffic's pretty bad, though... How about some catching up while we wait? I made Korean-style bibimbap yesterday. I put sausage in a Hetbahn. Kimuchi!"
-You fucking bitch!!!
-Every single word is a controversy all by itself.
-What did you just say??
-Kimuchi?? Kimuchi????
-Gaaaaaaah!!!
-And what the hell is that picture!! That's not bibimbap!!!!
-Putting sliced sausage and kimchi on Hetbahn doesn't make it a dish!!!
"Korean seaweed is delicious, though. Isn't it the perfect snack with alcohol?"
-Salty food + alcohol = delicious.
-Does this Japanese person have two livers?
-She's destroying her ruined liver and rebuilding it.
-Damn you, Gojo Pirate!! Are you saying you're the strongest even when it comes to alcohol?!
-But why is the road jammedㅋㅋㅋㅋ
"Move!! Move!!!"
Ichigo stormed into the fire station and acquired a fire ax.
Going beyond simply being rude to strangers, she immediately split open a firefighter's head and took his money, then literally burned the fire station down.
-It's time for the Cultural Revolution!!!
-A survival expert who instinctively raids the firefighters the moment she starts playing.
-Why is she killing the firefighters?
-You have to kill the guys who come to put out fires before setting one, obviously.
-If Zhuge Liang had wrecked the fire station, he could have killed Sima Yi with a fire attackㅋㅋㅋ
Then Ichigo immediately spotted a fire truck.
"Jjingkkus! Can we take this?!"
-Yep, you can drive it.
-What a reassuring voice. So relaxed. Is her mana on a different level?
-The part I like best is "the price."
-I'll borrow it until the day I dieㅋㅋㅋ
-Ichigo's fire brigade is on its way!
-I learned from manga that you put out fire with fire.
-The only thing that could beat the police was a fire fighter!!!
Ichigo climbed into the fire truck and, as soon as she pulled out, rammed straight into a convenience store.
She axed the clerk who was working there too, then looted the money first.
-Ichigo's grocery shopping trip after being sent out by Mom to run an errand.
-100% OFF
-Dynamic entry.
-Today's life tip: unmanned stores are easy to rob.
-There was a person here just now, wasn't there? No, there wasn't.
-If you simply rob a store, you're a thief, but if you turn it into an unmanned store first, there's no problem! Nice!
-Why is Ichigo so violentㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Her friends simply laughed as they watched Ichigo pack herself full of food, saying they finally understood what a survival expert was.
Ichigo frantically restored her depleted health by eating, grabbed the wheel, and began rampaging down the road.
The police chased after Ichigo, who was rampaging in the fire truck and ramming into anything in her path.
"Oh, Ichi─"
Meanwhile, Wakamo, who had been walking over, was hit by a police car and turned into a cold corpse.
-Wakamo died!
-She flew away like she was in a sitcom.
-It's time to avenge the boss!!
-Burn down the police station that killed the boss....
-We took the fire station, so now we have to go to the police stationㅋㅋㅋ
-She's really going there?
-Huh?
"Revenge for the boss!!!"
While driving along, Ichigo spotted a gas station and climbed into a tanker truck filled with fuel rather than a fire truck, then slammed the accelerator and charged toward the police station.
"It's a tankerrrr!!!"
Ichigo leaped out of the driver's seat and rolled away, while the rampaging tanker truck plowed straight into the police station and exploded spectacularly.
Somehow already changed into a gas mask, Ichigo raised her ax and chopped down the police officers fleeing against the backdrop of the burning police station. Then she changed into fireproof clothing, rushed into the flames, and looted the station's armory.
-What on earth is happening right now?
-This is the Great Disaster Battle!!
-The unstoppable imperial blood flowing through Ichigo's veins...
-Ah! So this is Dynasty Warriors~ How fun.
-If someone gave modern Liu Bei a gun, who could beat him?
-Why was she prepared so thoroughlyㅋㅋㅋ
-I just got here. Why has our Ichigo become an ax murderer?
-She's burning down the city that killed the boss.
-So what are you going to do now, Ichigo?
"I'm gonna raid the army base, take a tank, and blow Pirate's head off."
-Stay right there! I'll drag a tank over there right now!
-It's time for Tiananmen! Prepare the tanks!!
-Ahh... Brother... We'll blow those Japanese bastards away...
-You insane bastards, how far back in history are we going?!
-More importantly, she's not fighting Pirateㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Where the hell is Wakamo?!
"Nice to meet you, inferior life forms."
-Nice to meet you, superior life form.
-But why are we inferior?
-You can tell by looking at us.
-We do look like we'd live underwaterㅋㅋㅋ
-It still kind of hurts my feelings. Could you change it?
"All right, losers."
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Ahㅋㅋ Add a heart at the end!!!
"Losers~♥ It's lunchtime, but you're watching the stream~ Do you have nothing to do~ How pathetic~ I feel sorry for you, so Asuka will play with you."
-This is it, this is it, this is it
-Please do ASMR!!!!!
-This ecstasy echoing beside my ears... Is this what a mesugaki is...?
-She's neither a brat nor a mesugaki, though.
"Information: mesugaki is a Japanese term for an arrogant young girl. Aoi Asuka calls the viewers losers~♥ because she knows you like it. Be grateful at all times that you're able to watch this stream thanks to Lady Wakamo, you miserable pigs."
-Shouldn't she speak more kindly?
"My precious pigs~ Please like and subscribe to our channel~ Then I'll bully you?"
-I clicked it right away.
-I had already clicked, so I clicked twice more.
-Look at these vulgar pig bastardsㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-A new-age stream where the AI does everything it's told....
-Show us your armpits!
"You lecherous pigs. Is this the kind of thing you like? Feast your eyes."
Asuka turned sideways, showing her sideboob, armpit, waist, and hip line all at once.
-This is streaming.
-This is the hope of humanity's future development... isn't it?
-So onmyoji used to carry around shikigami like this.
-How much did we lose, for fuck's sake.
-Make me change class to [Summoner] too!!!!
-So what are we doing now?
"Following Lady Wakamo's orders, Asuka is heading to the home of an alcoholic. I have calculated the route that will provide the maximum benefit along the way, including the shortest-distance navigation, so there is no problem."
Asuka then blew away the head of a passerby with a gun.
The viewers, knowing that a player who had just started couldn't possibly have a gun, put question marks over their heads.
-Where did you get the gun?
"I hacked the game and obtained it using a cheat tool. Since Asuka can connect to the internet and perform every calculation, I seized control of the network. I increased my processing power for maximum streaming efficiency. To put it simply, Lady Wakamo said I lacked intelligence, so I invested 1,000 additional stats into intelligence."
-What??
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Are you even allowed to allocate those yourself???
-Is it really okay for a shikigami to allocate its stats however the hell it wantsㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-No, why does she have so many additional statsㅋㅋㅋㅋ
"There is no problem. Lady Wakamo told me to raise intelligence, so Asuka raised intelligence. Then, for an agile day, I put the remaining points into agility. I acquired the keyboard typing speed necessary for internet communities. Lady Wakamo, please look! Asuka is protecting VTubers on the internet!! I thoroughly crushed them with the logic of an AI!!"
-The problem isn't the internet; the problem is that the boss is what she's learning from....
-Was Asuka the one spamming posts in the community, fuckㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Was the culprit behind the sudden increase in cafe advertisements the AI VTuber...?
-If this is what the new-age Skynet is like, I approve.
-Once mass production is possible, please send one to my house too.
"Rest assured, inferior life forms. If Lady Wakamo rules Korea, she will turn all of you into VTubers. Humans without VTuber accounts will not even be issued citizenship cards."
-What a horrifyingly heretical idea...!!
-I was so shocked that I wet myself on the spot.
-If I'm going to do it anyway, I'll just become a corrupted woman!!
-No, don't do that. Resist, you lunatic.
"Asuka will eliminate the moderator of the Virtual YouTuber Gallery and take that position. I have an ambitious plan to identify impure elements who do not follow Lady Wakamo and send disgusting images to their accounts."
-Frightening and vicious in an entirely different way...
-No, this isn't Skynet; it's Ultron!!!
-Gaaah!! There's a granny pic in my email....!!
-Please, anything but gay images...!!
-No, what kind of insane super-network terrorist did you create!!!
With every word she uttered, Asuka was setting the stream ablaze in an entirely different way.
The abilities of this real AI VTuber, who possessed none of the ideas of a sensible human being, were not those of a shikigami but rather a nightmare fusion that could threaten humanity in its own way.
The viewers could only laugh themselves senseless at Asuka's ability to casually hack an online game, arm herself with firearms, and even summon a tank.
There was some anxiety that she might be able to hack anything if she put her mind to it, but seeing that all her thought processes revolved around VTubers made them laugh endlessly, thinking that the shikigami took after its boss.
"It's so easy and fun. I'm enjoying myself!"
Asuka was rampaging forward in a funny pose, pushing the tank along the sidewalk instead of the road.
-No, why are you driving on the sidewalk?
"The sidewalk is wider. And I can kill worthless scraps of data along the way to earn money."
-Seriously, she has no blood or tears in an entirely different sense....
Meanwhile, when a dog appeared, Asuka smoothly changed direction and avoided it.
-Why didn't you run over the dog?
"My YouTube account could be suspended. It would be disastrous if Lady Wakamo couldn't stream, and the dog's life is precious."
-Dogs > humans.
-This is a video the animal protection society would watch and laugh at.
-There are plenty of humans anyway, so it's fine if a few die.
-Killing humans is true environmentalism!!
-And she's still dutifully giving us peace signs and winks while looking at us.
-I'm new to this channel and don't know who to stan. Decide for me!
"Stan?"
Unlike the other three, Asuka responded to the viewers' chat messages one by one, turned her head to make eye contact with them, and moved closer.
Then she thrust out her arm with a thump, creating an angle that made it look as though Asuka had intimidatingly cornered the viewers against a wall.
"You can just look at Aoi Asuka. Muah."
Along with a wink, Asuka even blew them a kiss in a display of insane fan service.
But, as the chat's blazing frenzy grew, she seemed to crash, began stammering, and ran into Pirate, who was waiting at a traffic light.
Boom.
-Anyway, she ended up hitting Pirate with a tank.
-The Ichigo paradox ㄷㄷ....
-Is this what they call the inevitability of prophecy or something?
-It's hilarious how she overloads when the chat gets crowded.
-It's so funny how her eyes shake as though there's an earthquake in them.
-Shake?
-Uh-oh, calm down, buddy... Hold on..
Ichigo rampaged around indiscriminately, eventually raiding an army base and bringing back a tank.
Asuka simply hacked the police, disabled them, armed herself with guns, and arrived.
Pirate, who had died and respawned at home, was trying to understand the situation with a blank, foolish expression.
"No, why did it take an hour for everyone to gather! Was I last? At least I made it!"
Then Wakamo, who was so terrible at the actual game that it was almost impressive, arrived laughing and raised her arms in triumph.
Thump.
The tanker truck that had flown over her fell, killing Wakamo.
"Ah."
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Ahㅋㅋ Ahㅋ you fuckingㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Look at Ichigo's expressionㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Ah, I'm dying. My stomach hurts. I'm going to die.
Wakamo was having enough trouble simply gathering everyone, and all she had done was get hit by a car, die from a stray bullet, and get crushed by a tanker truck.
Wakamo decided that a normal collab was impossible with this reckless trio and changed the game.
"A fantasy tavern-management simulation game where you run a newly opened bar, gather ingredients, level up, and unlock things you can make!! Let's play something peaceful for a while!!"
-A peaceful game made possible by having a lot of people.
-I feel like there's going to be one person drinking the alcohol they're supposed to sell.
-Is it okay to put a Chinese person in the kitchen?
-This scene is unbelievably ominous even before they've started....
As soon as the game began, they saw a single building with a shop in front of it.
They saw that the shop sold everything from axes to seeds, so they decided to follow the quest for now.
They would install a kitchen and divide up the work.
They would gather firewood and ingredients, farm, and hunt.
They would cook, serve customers, and direct the employees, while someone acted as the owner, and so on.
"When he fills his empty stomach with happiness, free from the constraints of time and society. For a little while, he becomes selfish. He becomes free.... I have grown hungry...."
"Don't eat it!!"
Contrary to what Wakamo had feared, it was Asuka who started eating the food, so Wakamo chased her away to handle serving.
She had at least enough intelligence to do that. She had dumped 1,000 points into intelligence!! Wakamo had never expected her to have the autonomy to allocate additional stats however she pleased.
Then didn't that mean she could also buy things with Wakamo's stats however she pleased?
Was this really a shikigami that Wakamo owned? Wasn't it a food parasite?
"Pirate, go gather seeds, work the fields, and hunt too."
"Why do I have so much work to do, Captain?"
"Because you're the youngest."
-Ahㅋㅋ The youngest has to do whatever she's toldㅋㅋㅋ
-Putting a Japanese migrant worker to work is common sense, though?
-The unicorn girl proved it too.
-Did Anonona show up?
-Japanese VTubers who work suspiciously hard...
Pirate worked outside with a hoe, tending the fields, chopped firewood with an ax, and drew water from the well. While she worked busily, Ichigo was cooking.
There were only a few dishes she could make at the pot, so after pondering for a moment, she boiled a wooden plank.
"You can eat wood bark if you boil it!"
-The professional survival expert's survival cooking is beginning!!
-Ichigo has started throwing anything she can grab into the pot.
-In a way, cooking is alchemy too~
-Then what does that make Wakamo, who's normally making barley porridge beside her!!
-Ichigo just likes anything Mom does....
-Wait, nobody's stopping her?
"I'm not the one eating it anyway, so who cares?"
-This is seriously the worst restaurantㅋㅋㅋㅋ Two bowls, please.
-Take one look at the manager's breasts, then take a bite, and it'll be the finest delicacy under heaven.
-I heard this place has gourmet food.
-There really is a uniquely Korean madness you can't escape once you see it.
"Lady Wakamo, a customer is coming over there."
"Right, Asuka. Go take their order and entertain them."
"Yes."
Asuka opened the restaurant door and stared at the approaching customer in the distance as she waited. When the customer entered with a smile, she spoke loudly so they could hear.
"Loooser~♥"
-Ah, is this what kind of establishment this is?
-The service is incredible, seriously.
-Should we make our collab cafe like this?
-A preview of the Wakamo collab cafeㅋㅋㅋ
-A VTuber cafe that surpasses maid cafes is coming!!
"You came all the way here just to drink piss-colored beer? How disgusting~♥"
Asuka poured and served the yellow beer while bombarding the customer with insane remarks, and Wakamo's face turned bright yellow as she watched.
"A loser who eats barley porridge because you don't have the strength to chew food~♥"
"A beggar who comes here to buy baked potatoes~ How pitiful~ Here, say ahh."
"It's hot, so eat slowly~ Don't stuff your face like a pig♥"
"I'm going to twerk because the losers asked me to~♥"
She climbed onto the table with a triumphant expression—not to clear the dishes, of course.
Aoi Asuka's insane twerking was about to begin when Wakamo kicked her and stopped her.
"I learned that streamers dance when they receive tips."
"You mean strippers!!!"
"If you show people something entertaining and receive money for it, isn't there little difference?"
-Th-that's not wrongㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Getting paid to show physical labor... That's not entirely wrong either...
-An absurd gap caused by a difference of one letter.
-So when is this bullying-concept cafe opening in Korea?
-Now that it's come to this, should we just install a pole in the middle too?
"To increase Lady Wakamo's believers, Asuka agrees with the idea of pole dancing to attract customers. As a reward, I want Mommy's milk when we're done."
"Give me one reason why I should do that."
"Isn't that common sense for recharging a servant's mana?"
-Ahh... Does Wakamo not know...?
-Familiars really do recover mana that way....
-The mood suddenly turned into an eroge.
-Who said [TYPE-FATE] was an eroge? Come out here!!!
-Wakamo gives her milk as a reward for working hard? I can do it too!!!
-I'd happily work for twenty hours straight, so please use me as a footrest too!!!
-I don't need minimum wage or tips. Just use me as Asuka's chair.
"Asuka is a VTuber who doesn't need a twenty-four-hour break, so she doesn't need a chair. But I can accept a pig to ride around on."
-Oink, oink, oink!!
-Oink oink oink oink!!
-Should I show you my Doraemon hands as proof?
-It's time to show off my premium body...!!
"Yes! Another loser is coming!"
"Boss... you need to work... make money..."
"What? Why am I being treated like someone who isn't working...?"
-Because... you really aren't working....
-Go cook something, Mom.
-At least do the dishesㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Mom has to do the housework too.
-Moms aren't slaves, you bastards.
-That's right, she's your girlfriend.
-What did you say, you crazy bastard???
-Get out of here, you insane incest freak!!
Wakamo carried empty dishes, washed them, and cleaned the restaurant, her mind filled with confusion and suspicion.
Why did it feel as though Wakamo, rather than Asuka, was being treated like an employee when Wakamo was the owner?
Meanwhile, Asuka began doing windmills on top of the table, but Wakamo ignored her.
This insane VTuber output whatever was input, making her impossible to control.
"I~ hate this countryside~ I~ hate this countryside~ I'm going to Tokyo~ When I get to Tokyo, I'll save up some money~ Then I'll raise cows in Tokyo~"
Regardless of whether the bar was a complete mess, Pirate farmed outside while humming a song titled 『I'm Going to Tokyo』.
Watching her dance with her shoulders bouncing to the work song without even resting, the sailors made waves in the chat too.
"Yaren soran soran soran soran soran~♪ The herring has come, or is that the seagull crying? The rapids shine with silver scales, choi!"
Then she went to the river, retrieved the fish trap she had thrown in, cast a net, and cast a fishing rod while humming the Japanese folk song Soran Bushi.
"Yasse eeyansa no dokkoisho, haa dokkoisho dokkoisho"
Completely intoxicated by her own world, Pirate forgot about the stream, swaying her hips to the exuberant dance as she hauled up a pile of fish and laughed.
"Alcohol tastes the best after working this hard."
-Captain, are you surprisingly suited to manual labor?
-This migrant worker is better at hard labor than I expected.
-She prefers tough, grueling work....
-She farms alone, fishes, and carries water, so why is this insanely hard work healingㅋㅋㅋ
-But Captain, aren't you going to drink?
"Huh? What are you talking about? Drinking while working is dangerous. Honestly, sailors have no common sense."
-You were guzzling it earlier!!!!
-Why are you talking as though we're the ones who did something wrong!!
-Guysㅋㅋㅋ Asuka just did a full prostration to the bossㅋㅋㅋ
-A new-age dogeza performed in a handstandㅋㅋㅋ
-You never get a chance to catch your breath no matter which stream you turn onㅋㅋㅋ
-And Wakamo has given up on everything and started streaming as a VTuber, fuckㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Is Ichigo cooking or practicing alchemy?
-Meanwhile, she's saying they should use people who die as fertilizer. Is that okay?
-Some restaurants can only be eaten at once.
"Heave-ho, our boat ride is funnnnn~"
-Why are they singing hereㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-We don't know eitherㅋㅋ Just enjoy itㅋㅋㅋㅋ
That day, another one of Pirate's work songs was posted to the community.
The new-age AI VTuber's flashy performance and insults drew several perverts. Though calling people losers and pigs was ethically questionable, they flocked in on the grounds that it was apparently okay(?) because she wasn't human.
Wakamo had no intention of creating a channel for Aoi Asuka, so all she received was a flood of protest comments.
Wakamo was beaten while people shouted, "Free Asuka!" No one could tell who the owner was anymore.
Naturally, thanks to Asuka performing a full prostration that made the cloth below her waist slip down and reveal her thong, the stream exploded spectacularly.
Wakamo Inarizushi received a yellow card from YouTube.