44th Floor (2)

[The Legitimate Ruler of the Battlefield, the Sand Eater, the Ruthless Slave Lord, the King of Deception…]

With a grand fanfare, sound burst from my flag.

150 decibels.

A noise rivaling a jet engine.

“Uuugh?”

“My ears, my ears...!”

The sailors screamed and clamped their hands over their ears.

The beautiful song of the siren was erased in an instant.

[Honorary Elf, Honorary Dwarf, Memory Bearer, Pirate King, 72-Hour Gallery Shift, a Child in Need of Love and Attention…]

The flag, tirelessly reciting my achievements and titles...