Champions League Semifinal Draw

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[Union Berlin Defeat Real Madrid and Advance to the Champions League Semifinals.]

The Champions League match between Union Berlin and Real Madrid ended. Shockingly, Union Berlin had won.

- Union Berlin beat Real Madrid?

No European football fan had expected Union Berlin to win.

- What? There was a team called Union Berlin?

- Don't you watch much football?

- I'm hearing of them for the first time too.

That was understandable, since most football fans had never even heard of the name Union Berlin.

- Last season's Bundesliga champions...