Dragon-Phoenix Assembly (2)

Of course.

We're all grown adults gathered for a dignified occasion.

Even if we can quietly call someone out for doing something wrong, barbarically twisting someone's legs is something no adult should do.

Therefore, under normal circumstances, no actual leg-twisting would have happened.

“Aagh!”

If I hadn't been here, that is.

“Aaaagh!”

“I'm going harder!”

We sat the leaker in a chair and twisted his legs with a broom pulled from the cleaning-supplies closet.

Is this how you're supposed to do it? I have no idea...