Chapter 88 – Start of Winter (3)
by Penguin SquadćTranslator: RainTLć
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Ā Ā Merkarva had two exams: the interim and the end-of-the-year exam. People might say two exams a year was a very forgiving schedule but this was because the students of a guardian academy tended to do a lot of practical work outside.
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Ā Ā Exam results didnāt matter much to the grade promotions as a guardian, so most of the students that cared about studying were those from the Magic Department that wanted to do things other than fighting.
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Ā Ā āItās finally going to be a holiday again.ā
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Ā Ā āBefore that would be the final exam though. Maybe you guys should study.ā
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Ā Ā āNah. Tests are there to judge your average ability, not your procrastination skills.ā
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Ā Ā Lark and Jaeger were the same as always. Well, considering how Jaeger was a Grade 3 Knight who was more than likely to reach Grade 2 by graduation, he probably didnāt care too much about test scores.
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Ā Ā āDidnāt you get pretty much full marks in your interim exam apart from the prac test?ā I asked.
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Ā Ā āAhkā¦ d, donāt remind me about Miss Luniaā¦! Uhk!ā
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Ā Ā On the other hand, Lark was applying for the Tower of Mages. Rather than the prac tests that assessed oneās skills as a guardian, he was the type to focus more on written exams.Ā
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Ā Ā āWhat about you, Korin?ā
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Ā Ā āMe? Wellā¦ I guess Iām similar to Jaeger when it comes to tests.ā
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Ā Ā āKuhahat! Right? Iām telling you, tests are supposed to assess what we know already. Thereās no need to study for them!ā
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Ā Ā āYou say that, but you both got stomped in your previous test didnāt you?ā
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Ā Ā āIf you bring that upā¦ I guess thereās nothing for me to say in return.ā
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Ā Ā I was overly reliant on my memories of the previous iteration when sitting the last exam and went horribly. It was only thanks to getting full marks plus some extra points during the prac test against Lunia Arden that I landed somewhere between average to high-performing students. 60 out of 400 or something like that.
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Ā Ā The prac tests were definitely very important. I was wondering who the prac test instructor would be for this exam when Alicia spoke to me after packing her bag.
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Ā Ā āMr. Korin.ā
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Ā Ā āOh, hey. You look nice in that coat.ā
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Ā Ā āUhihi, right? I made up my mind and went for it. Itās winter after all.ā
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Ā Ā Alicia was wearing her martial uniform with a coat on top, and honestly, it looked pretty sick.
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Ā Ā āIām going to get some desserts. Would you like to come with me? Itās a new place but it feels a bit weird to go there by myself.ā
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Ā Ā āAre you buying it?ā
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Ā Ā āDo you want me to?ā
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Ā Ā āNah, donāt worry about it. Iāll pay.ā
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Ā Ā Although it was very sudden, there werenāt any things scheduled for today, so I decided that having a meal downtown wouldnāt be a bad option. While I was at it, I could also check how the hotel was faring in the auction.
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Ā Ā āKorin-oppa. Can I come with you?ā
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Ā Ā That was when Hua Ran in her Ran mode expressed her will to enter the group with a smile on her face.
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Ā Ā āThe more the merrier.ā It seemed that Alicia wasnāt against it and said that without raising any objections.
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Ā Ā ā…ā
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Ā Ā ā…ā
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Ā Ā Jaeger and Lark, who had been chatting about holidays and final exams, suddenly started gazing at me with narrowed eyes. They were my friends but sometimes, I had a feeling that their eyes were a bit too cold.
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Ā Ā āHuuā¦ I know this is not that nice of a thing to do, butā¦ā
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Ā Ā āYeah. This is getting a bit annoying.ā
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Ā Ā The two of them came to a mutual understanding without even saying anything and raised their hands up at the same time.
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Ā Ā āWe want to go as well.ā
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Ā Ā āWe can pay for ourselvesā¦!ā
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Ā Ā āI told you itās on me already.ā
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Ā Ā After Hua Ran was Jaeger and Lark, but that wasnāt even the end.
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Ā Ā āKorinnn~. Are you done with your lesson?ā
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Ā Ā Another celebrity hopped her way into the lecture room. Marie came immediately after her own lesson and approached us while waving her hand.
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Ā Ā She appeared very regularly in our classes these days so the other freshmen students didnāt seem to think much of it.
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Ā Ā āSenior Marie. Weāre going to go downtown to a dessert store calledā¦ What was it called again?ā
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Ā Ā āBelzeana? Something like that! I only saw the flier this morning as well.ā
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Ā Ā āYes. Anyway, weāre going there. Would you like to come with us?ā
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Ā Ā āOf course! Doggo likes cakes as well!ā
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Ā Ā There were six people now including Marie. Everything was good because there was nothing bad about having more people.
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Ā Ā – Iām so jealous, man.
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Ā Ā – Dude, let go. Shit, let goā¦!
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Ā Ā – Hold your horses buddy. You know youāre just gonna get demolished anyway.
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Ā Ā – Sometimesā¦! There are times when we, men, just have to go in even if we know weāll lose!
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Ā Ā My peers that were looking at our groupā¦ more like me, had deep frowns on their faces. Kuhumā¦ I know, guys. I know.
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Ā Ā ****
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Ā Ā Even though we were out for dessert, it was about to be winter very soon so we had to look for winter equipment as well because the road back home without coats and winter clothes was going to be hellish.
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Ā Ā Naturally, our group went shopping together as well.
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Ā Ā āKorin-oppa. Korin-oppa.ā
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Ā Ā Hearing the word, āoppaā that sounded delightful no matter how many times I heard it, I had to force my lips to stay down.
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Ā Ā āWhat is it?ā
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Ā Ā āI have a question. Knights and mages use aura and mana to protect their bodies all the time, right?ā
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Ā Ā āYeah.ā
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Ā Ā āSo why do you need to use winter equipment? Like, Iām not feeling any cold.ā
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Ā Ā Hua Ran, who was wearing nun clothes of the New Faith, probably couldnāt expect much protection against the cold from her clothes either, because the sides of her clothes were open for air to seep in.
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Ā Ā āIt takes aura and mana to block the heat and the cold, and those get consumed as well. When itās fully winter, the consumption rate would skyrocket.ā
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Ā Ā āAha~ I see. There are a lot of different coats, right?ā
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Ā Ā āGenerally we use the hides and furs of demonic beasts. The cheap and cost-efficient ones are the ones from hounds but I donāt really recommend them because they stink. I would recommend these ones here.ā
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Ā Ā āWahh~. Youāre so knowledgeable, oppa!ā
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Ā Ā She smiled and reacted to every single sentence of mine, and made it extremely fun to explain things to her.
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Ā Ā ā…ā
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Ā Ā Meanwhile, Marie stared at her with a strange look from the side.Ā
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Ā Ā Jaeger and Lark also added a few sentences.
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Ā Ā āOh right, Hua Ran. Have you bought a hat?ā
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Ā Ā āThatās a new night vision tool that the Tower of Mages put on the market. Thatāll be a good buy.ā
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Ā Ā āAh, okay. Mister Hinzpeter. Mister Buhgman.ā
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Ā Ā She looked a bit cold when talking to the two of them, but maybe that was just me.
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Ā Ā – Nom nom.
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Ā Ā When we went to the dessert store, Alicia finally sparked back to life while focusing on the dessert. She was probably the one who was living a life that was closest to peers of her age.
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Ā Ā āT, this chocolate mousse is remarkable!ā
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Ā Ā āHave you never tried it in the east?ā
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Ā Ā āItās in the countryside after all! There werenāt any dessert stores in our town so we had to make them in our kitchen!ā
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Ā Ā How countryside was itā¦? I had gone to the east a few times for several quests, but the Arden household itself wasnāt related to the main scenario so I wasnāt that familiar with them.
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Ā Ā āKorinā¦! Have a try ofā-ā
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Ā Ā āOppa, try this. Looks like they put honey on a thin layer of flour and cooked it!ā
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Ā Ā āOhh. Is that a crepe?ā
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Ā Ā āLooks like a rolled omelette, right?ā
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Ā Ā āIt does.ā
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Ā Ā I scooped up a part of the cake recommended by Hua Ran. After eating it, I turned to the side and asked.
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Ā Ā āSenior Marie. Were you about to say something?ā
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Ā Ā ā…Nothing.ā
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Ā Ā She replied while fidgeting with the strawberry cake in front of her. That was when Hua Ran stood up from her seat with a smile and reached out to Marie with me in the center.
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Ā Ā āUnni. Can I try that strawberry cake?ā
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Ā Then Hua Ranās nape almost grazed my nose as she lowered her head past me. A nice fragrance of lilac seeped into my nose. It seemed that she was wearing perfume.
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Ā Ā āU, unā¦ā
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Ā Ā With a poke, Hua Ran picked up a tiny piece of the cake with her fork, that was as small as a grain of rice. Was there even meaning in eating just that much?
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Ā Ā āHehe.ā
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Ā Ā While Hua Ran was going back, she looked at me and gave a bright smile.Ā
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Ā Ā After some time, a beautiful array of desserts was carried to our table on a 3 tier trolley.Ā
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Ā Ā āHuh? Who ordered a freaking mint chocolate cake?ā
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Ā Ā āMe.ā
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Ā Ā āAh, Senior Marie. Here you go.ā
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Ā Ā Marie picked up the mint chocolate cake from the tray before putting it in front of me.
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Ā Ā āKorin. You like mint chocolate, right?ā
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Ā Ā āOf course.ā
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Ā Ā Mint chocolateā¦ was the best. It was a shame that there were some evil forces that defamed something this tasty and called it toothpaste-flavor.
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Ā Ā There was a time when I had gone to an ice cream store with Marie and mentioned that I had been eating nothing but mint chocolate ice cream for over 20 years. It seemed that she still remembered that.
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Ā Ā ā…ā
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Ā Ā Everyone looked at me after Marie said that but she continued on by putting a mint chocolate flavored macaron in front of me. She knew me too well.
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Ā Ā āHmmā¦ Korin-oppa likes mint chocolate, huh.ā
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Ā Ā āYeah I do. What about you, Hua Ran? Do you want to try? It does depend a lot on your preference, but there are a lot of people that love it.ā
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Ā Ā āI do want to try.ā
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Ā Ā Despite saying that, Hua Ran stayed still while deeply staring into my eyes. Without even touching her fork, she stared at me with a wide smile on her face.
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Ā Ā Was sheā¦ asking me to feed her?
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Ā Ā It didnāt feel right to leave her be so I sliced a part of the mint chocolate cake as Hua Ran went, āAh~ā while adorably opening her small lips. Right when I was about to move the fork, a mint chocolate macaron entered her mouth.
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Ā Ā ā…!!ā
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Ā Ā Hua Ran, who had been waiting for my mint chocolate cake with her eyes closed, immediately opened her eyes. The one who shoved macaron into her mouth was none other than Marie.
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Ā Ā āThis oneās also mint chocolate flavored.ā
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Ā Ā ā…ā
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Ā Ā Tasting the mint chocolate macaron in her mouth, Hua Ran returned a smile.
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Ā Ā āItās very delicious, Sister Marie.ā
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Ā Ā āRight? Do you want more? Sister Hua Ran?ā
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Ā Ā āHaha. Iām okay.ā
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Ā Ā āWhat a shame. Did you not like it?ā
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Ā Ā āOf course not.ā
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Ā Ā They were both smilingā¦ but their eyes werenāt.
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Ā Ā Those cold smiles stayed on their faces for numerous seconds until I raised a teapot and filled up their empty cups.
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Ā Ā Naturally, the two of them turned towards me.
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Ā Ā āKuhum. Looked like your cups were empty.ā
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Ā Ā āThank you, Korin.ā
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Ā Ā āThank you so much, oppa.ā
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Ā Ā āYouāre welcome.ā
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Ā Ā I then realized that Jaeger and Lark were staring at me with a strange look in their eyes so I jokingly told them off for a change of mood.
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Ā Ā āItās common sense to fill these up whenever possible, guys. Donāt you know the etiquette of a gentleman?ā
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Ā Ā ā… Right.ā
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Ā Ā āVery smooth, I see.ā
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Ā Ā I was born and raised in a Confucian society, so setting up cutleries and filling cups with water was a part of my everyday life.
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Ā Ā In any case, although we all came to the dessert store together, there were 6 of us so it was natural for everyone to chat about different topics with the people sitting next to them.
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Ā Ā āDude, look at my arm.ā
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Ā Ā Pulling back his sleeve, Jaeger bragged about his full biceps as Lark exclaimed in admiration after touching it.Ā
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Ā Ā āThatās quite impressive actually.ā
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Ā Ā āI am a knight after all. You should work out as well.ā
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Ā Ā āBut Iām a mage.ā
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Ā Ā āStamina is key to everything! Donāt you know?ā
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Ā Ā āAnd actuallyā¦ā Lark added. āI do have a fair bit of muscles as well, okay?ā
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Ā Ā Lark pulled back the sleeves of his robe. Jaeger was about to sneer after seeing those measly muscles but that was when Hua Ran suddenly grabbed onto my wrist.
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Ā Ā āWow. Oppa, your armās so hard.ā
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Ā Ā Her soft palms traveled across my arm.
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Ā Ā āHaha, Iām glad you found out. This is the type of muscle you get after training for 8 hours every day. Huaahpā¦!ā
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Ā Ā I flexed my arms, allowing Hua Ran to touch the bulky biceps and triceps.
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Ā Ā āWahh~ this is amazing! Itās as big and tough as a piece of rock!ā
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Ā Ā Unlike Hua, Ran had exceptional reactions and it felt great to show off to her.
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Ā Ā āKuhkā¦ I do have to admit that stupid Ko does have better muscles.ā
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Ā Ā ā…Maybe I should work out as well.ā
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Ā Ā The two of them accepted their defeat. Putting aside Jaeger, Lark really did need to do some exercise. He wasnāt even going to be able to climb the stairs of the Tower of Mages at this rate.Ā
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Ā Ā āWow~. Your muscles feel like a piece of rock with steel implanted inside.ā
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Ā Ā As if deeply intrigued, Hua Ran stroked my arm all the way from my wrist. I was confident that I would immediately get shit on if we did arm wrestling right now, so it felt kind of odd to hear that from her.Ā
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Ā Ā āK, kuhumā¦!ā
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Ā Ā Someone gave an empty cough from the side – it was Marie.
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Ā Ā āH, Hua Ran? Ummā¦ donāt you think youāre being too improper as a girl? And Korin seems troubled as well.ā
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Ā Ā Hearing that, Hua Ran seemed surprised. After carefully letting go of my arm, she asked with an extremely apologetic look on her face.
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Ā Ā āReally? Was it annoying for me to touch you, oppa?ā
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Ā Ā āH, huhh? No? Notā¦ really.ā
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Ā Ā āThank goodness! I was worried that might have put you in a bad mood.ā
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Ā Ā She started stroking my arm again with a faint smile on her lips but for some reason, it felt like she was staring past my faceā¦
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Ā Ā āUmm, do you like muscles?ā
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Ā Ā āYes. I āloveā… them.ā
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Ā Ā ā¦Weāre talking about muscles right?
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Ā Ā I could feel a piercing gaze staring at the back of my head.
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Ā Ā ā¦ā¦ā¦
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Ā Ā ā¦ā¦ā¦
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Ā Ā ā¦ā¦ā¦
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Ā Ā We had ourselves the third dessert as well as a new type of black tea and yet the air around our table was still very heavy.
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Ā Ā āWhy?ā one might ask. Why was it so heavy?
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Ā Ā āYou have a potato farm? Do you have potato cakes as well then?ā
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Ā Ā āWe do. We put them in a pan and bake them in the oven.ā
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Ā Ā āAh~. But thatās a bit different from actual cakes, no?ā
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Ā Ā āWe call that a cake though! So itās a cake!ā
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Ā Ā āI guess, if you say so~ā
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Ā Ā āEeekā¦!ā
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Ā Ā At this point, even I could tell that there was a war of nerves happening between Marie and Hua Ran, which had started from who knows when.Ā
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Ā Ā āK, kuhumā¦ let me go to the bathroom real quick.ā
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Ā Ā āOh yes. Me tooā¦!ā
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Ā Ā āAh, I have a stomachacheā¦ā
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Ā Ā When I started it off, Jaeger and Lark nonchalantly stood up to follow me to the bathroom. I sent a gaze to Alicia but she hesitated between me and the new cake and ended up missing the golden opportunity.
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Ā Ā After leaving the table, we stopped at the corridor of the building for a chat.
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Ā Ā āHah~. Did they fight or something?ā
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Ā Ā āI swear, you are the worst fucking person out there.ā
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Ā Ā āI agree. You freaking gold-digger.ā
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Ā Ā What is wrong with you guys now?
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Ā Ā ****
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Ā Ā ā…Heavy.ā
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Ā Ā Alicia soon regretted not following the boys.Ā
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Ā Ā She, who had been too focused on the new cake, belatedly noticed that the air had shifted tremendously.
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Ā Ā āHeeh~ I see. So your house is in the countryside with a lot of fresh air, huh? Very different from us.ā
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Ā Ā āOf course. A forest with great water and a nice view is much better than a place reeking of domestic animals, right?ā
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Ā Ā They were clearly chatting with a smile but their eyes werenāt smiling.
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Ā Ā āUnlike Hua, youāre very cute arenāt you, Ran?ā
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Ā Ā āReally? Oppa often calls me cute as well.ā
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Ā Ā āIs that so? Ahaha~ Iām so jealous. He only tells me Iām pretty and beautiful.ā
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Ā Ā āHmm~.ā
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Ā Ā āS, somebody. Please get me away from this place!ā
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Ā Ā She couldnāt even swallow the cake anymore so instead, she used her trembling pair of hands to drink some tea. Even after coming this far, Alicia still didnāt know why the two of them were on their toes, having a sharp war of nerves between them.
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Ā Ā āHahaā¦ā
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Ā Ā How many times have they stabbed each other with words? Without showing any of her discontentment on her face, Marie tilted the teapot over her cup.
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Ā Ā – Crackā¦!
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Ā Ā āHuahkā¦ā
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Ā Ā The stream of tea froze in real-time in front of Aliciaās eyes. It appeared like a frozen waterfall.
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Ā Ā āOh my, Sister. Itās not going to taste nice if you drink it that cold.ā
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Ā Ā āWhat do youā¦ uht?!ā
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Ā Ā Marie was surprised upon seeing that the tea had frozen in her grip.
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Ā Ā ā…ā
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Ā Ā ā…ā
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Ā Ā āAhā¦ no more cake nor tea.ā
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Ā Ā Alicia sweated profusely while tapping her empty plate. Their tongues and eyes were sharp like blades for some unknown reason.
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Ā Ā āL, let me go to the bathroom as wellā¦ā
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Ā Ā āAlicia, sit.ā
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Ā Ā āSit down, Alicia.ā
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Ā Ā āYep, okay.ā
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Ā Ā After Alicia sat back down on her chair, Marie and Hua Ran looked at each other for a very long time. It was Hua Ran who broke the silence.
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Ā Ā āSister. You donāt like me, do you?ā
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Ā Ā Ahā¦ so the real sword wasnāt even out yet, huh?
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Ā Ā āHnn. Of course not. I like all of Korinās āfriendsā. Maybe you were misunderstanding something.ā
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Ā Ā āThatās great. I thought you hated me, Sister.ā
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Ā Ā So heavy.
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Ā Ā In Aliciaās mind, both Hua Ran and Marie were like small and harmless animals. Hua Ran was an indifferent type whereas Marie was a 2nd-year Senior that was kind to everyone. They were like a lofty cat and an energetic dog respectively.
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Ā Ā But now, it felt like a battle between a panther and a wolf.
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Ā Ā āWhat do you think, Alicia?ā
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Ā Ā āYes? Sorry? Me? I, is this about the desertification of the east?ā
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Ā Ā āNo.ā
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Ā Ā āB, because I donāt think it will turn into a full desert until the day of my death.ā
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Ā Ā āAlicia.ā
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Ā Ā āS, seriously! Iāve been to a place that was already turning into a desert but compared to that place, the east isnāt that warm!ā
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Ā Ā āAlicia. Please focus.ā
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Ā Ā āO, okayā¦ Umm, how about we be nice without fightingā¦ā
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Ā Ā āāWeāre not fighting though?āā
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Ā Ā ā…I think you are.ā
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Ā Ā āAliciaā¦!ā
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Ā Ā āYesā¦! Of course! Of course youāre not fighting!ā
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Ā Ā They were smiling while stabbing each other with invisible swords. What were they doing if not fighting?Ā
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Ā Ā Sweet words were leaving their mouths but there was a serpent waiting inside their bellies.Ā
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Ā Ā āBesides, why would I not like Hua Ran? Itās all thanks to you anyway.ā
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Ā Ā ā…What do you mean?ā
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Ā Ā āDonāt you remember what happened at the hunting grounds? You pushed me back right? And I couldnāt do anything because I was limited to āelemental spellsā only.ā
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Ā Ā ā…ā
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Ā Ā Hua Ran couldnāt catch on to what she was trying to say but regardless, Marie continued with a bright smile.Ā
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Ā Ā āItās because of that that I awakened into a vampire you see. Thanks to that, Korin came to help me and our relationship developed this much thanks to that soā¦ Yep! I would have to thank you for what you did!ā
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Ā Ā ā…ā
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Ā Ā A crack appeared on Hua Ranās smile.
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Ā Ā āItās thanks to you that āourā Korin also came to my house and greeted my parents! Thank you!ā
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Ā Ā āYou shouldnāt thank me for that. Thatās far from having your marriage permitted right? I already have the permission from the family lord of our household to marry Korin āoppaā.ā
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Ā Ā āEeekā¦!ā
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Ā Ā ā…Tch.ā
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Ā Ā Alicia had trouble breathing properly. What was wrong with the two of them? Why couldnāt they be nice to each other?
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Ā Ā āHmph. Well, I will go to the south again with Korin this winter. I have a few hot springs. Korin needs to have some rest at a good hot spring.ā
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Ā Ā āReally? Iām going to invite Korin-oppa out to Chapel Zeon. There, he can get blessed by the Saintess. A blessing from the Saintess is going to be a lot better than a stinky hot spring.ā
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Ā Ā āUmm, Mr. Korin said he would be coming to my house thoughā¦ā
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Ā Ā āā????āā
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Ā Ā Their eyes turned with a frightening flick, as Marie and Hua Ran glared at Alicia with a blazing pair of eyes.
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Ā Ā āAlicia. What did you say?ā
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Ā Ā āUhhā¦ M, Mr. Korin said he had something to do in the eastā¦ He said we would form a partyā¦ and watch the Solar Eclipse togetherā¦ Did he not say anything to you?ā
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Ā Ā Facing the burning eyes of the two people who felt like they had been dogs barking up the wrong tree, Alicia wanted to faint if possible.
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Dang, Alicia has talent as a tanker, being able to draw the agro of two Unique-grade beings like that XD
She used her aoe taunt š
Author really dislikes the Mint Chocolate slanderers huh?