Chapter 12
Choi Si-woo is a bastard.
He doesn't manage his heroines, doesn't manage his villains.
Why do I have to maintain Choi Si-woo's position? When will I wake up from this dream?
Especially Kim Seung-joon, he glared at me sharply.
He's demanding why I changed sphere-making to something else, but shouldn't he be asking Rebecca about that?
I don't even know why I made a dragon myself.
It felt like I was making a sphere, but my instincts pulled out a dragon.
Kuk kuk. The black dragon in my right hand... ah, it's a white dragon.
"The next sparring match will be between Spirit Arrow Reina and Acceleration Yoo Eun-ha. Both students, come forward!"
While I was muttering to myself, Firebat called me out again during sparring time.
"Fuck my life."
"Yoo Eun-ha. Are you coming out or not?"
If I don't go out, she'll probably shame me again with that firebat. So I quietly went out while wiggling my ass.
"Fine. I'm here."
"Hmph. Today I'll finally defeat you! Today my spirit arrow has the destructive power of South Korea's proud Hyeonmu missile!"
Is that really something you should be firing at a delicate girl like me?
"Can I surrender?"
"No. You should be able to handle at least this much to be Yoo Jin-seok's sister."
If I need to either survive getting hit by a Hyeonmu missile or dodge it to qualify as Divine Sword's sister, I'll give up that position.
What did I even do to Reina in the first place? This is too absurd.
No, why is that bastard Choi Si-woo grinning like something's funny? This is originally your job.
"Then begin."
I couldn't mention it last time because things were hectic, but this sparring ground has a barrier.
It's to prevent damage from ability usage from spreading outside.
In other words, even if I dodge Reina's missile disguised as a spirit, there won't be any damage to the spectators.
But something interesting occurred to me.
In the end, that elf descendant bitch can only use a bow. In other words, if I get close and beat her ass, it's over.
Right. This day had to come eventually.
I tried to take out my knife from my pocket.
But it's not there. Ah right, it broke.
"Ah, I didn't bring a weapon."
"Are you trying to joke around?"
"No, more importantly, why are you so pissed?"
"Rebecca professor's autograph!"
Ah right. This bitch. She's seriously such a hardcore fan of Rebecca.
There's one reason she's a fan. Because Rebecca is from another world.
Actually, among Other Worlders, none have reached S-Rank Hunter.
Basically, Other Worlders tend to have a chosen people mentality and many are arrogant. Just look at Reina, she has a subtle tendency to look down on people.
While they're quite impressive with spirit powers and magic, they also have inherent limitations. Unlike humans who can cover their weaknesses through effort to some extent, Other Worlders who received elven power can't awaken without power from the World Tree.
Well, Reina is still a heroine and this work's main DPS. She'll get awakening power from the World Tree eventually.
Of course, even without that she's a crazy bitch who can kill normal Hunters with spirit arrows on Hyeonmu missile level.
Look at her. She called me friend, called me rival. Now she looks like a soldier who came to kill people on the battlefield.
No, she's just a murderer. A murderer trying to kill an innocent girl.
"Life sure is something. You have the courage to shoot Hyeonmu-level spirit arrows at people but not to just ask for an autograph directly? Tsk tsk."
"You're my rival!"
Your rival is Choi Si-woo, damn it.
This bitch really has no hope. Fine. Looks like I'll have to shame her like the Flame Spear Bitch.
I lit a cigarette.
"I'll end this fight before this cigarette burns out."
"Eek! I won't go easy on you anymore!"
There's one more scary thing about Reina.
As mentioned, elves have mastered magic and Other Worlders descended from them are the same. And Reina even has silent chanting. For someone using spirit arrows, she has the best conditions.
And that bitch shot that Hyeonmu-level arrow at me.
Those ears - slightly shorter than elves but still longer and pointier than normal people's - I'm going to rip them off today.
[A spirit arrow was shot at me. But it's slow. Way too fucking slow. Are you fucking with me?]
Oh? I can even write curses in the text now.
Perfect. No, there's no need to even say it.
But wait, I'm not even speaking, so why is this text appearing?
[The moment the spirit arrow touched my body, I caught it easily with both hands. Without stimulating it, I turned it back toward Reina.]
If you shoot arrows at people, shouldn't you be prepared to get hit yourself?
That bitch even fired 5 of those missile-like arrows at me.
So I turned them all back. Toward that bitch.
[In acceleration state, the world is too slow. It would be better to release acceleration to let these reflected spirit arrows strike Reina.]
So I released acceleration and parallel circuits.
In that moment, all the arrows flew toward Reina.
Shwaaack! Kwang!
"Kyaak!"
"Did you see? Foolish elf descendant. This is my third ability - Reflection. It reflects anything."
The other students watched with interest at my declaration.
Especially Choi Si-woo had a dumbfounded expression like "what bullshit is this?"
Meanwhile the wounded Reina fluttered her eyes seductively.
"H-how. How could you do this to me?"
...In my memory, while Reina was unpleasant, she wasn't this shameless.
"You were fine shooting Hyeonmu-level arrows at me earlier, now you're playing victim?"
"That was a joke!"
No point talking more. I went over to Reina who was now kneeling and carefully laid her down.
"Huh?"
Smack!
I spanked her ass hard.
"Kyak!"
Smack!
"Heung..."
Smack!
"Heuheuk."
I feel weird saying this while spanking her but...
Smack!
"Heuheuk...heung."
She seems more serious than Han Soo-ji.
So I stopped spanking. Shaming is good but at this rate it'll become a reward rather than punishment.
Can't give her what she wants.
As I was about to finish, someone else irritated my ears.
"Truly perfect. To openly humiliate an Other Worlder like that."
"Right. If only Eun-ha's parents who died protecting Other Worlders could see this."
Im Yoo-jin, who's not a heroine but Yoo Jin-seok's colleague and now an Academy professor, and Firebat were openly dissing me.
Eun-ha's parents huh. My parents? I do what I say I'll do and hit what I say I'll hit.
"Heung. Heung."
Reina's moans seemed to get more seductive so I decided to just let her go.
Isn't this dangerous? I'm starting to doubt if this is really based on the original work.
Right? Reina being such a pervert? Then what the hell is Choi Si-woo doing?
"Nice!"
When I glanced at Choi Si-woo, he was showing his white teeth and giving a thumbs up.
Maybe he has like an NTR fetish or something? No, calm down. Originally Choi Si-woo and Reina aren't lovers yet so it probably means nothing.
But wait, if all the heroines are like this, what kind of heroine would suit him?
How many are left? Excluding Reina, Han Soo-ji, and Yoo Eun-ha, seven remain.
Right. If I were Choi Si-woo, honestly I couldn't like a pervert who enjoys getting spanked.
"Winner, uh, um. Yoo Eun-ha!"
Firebat raised my hand while glancing at Reina who was lying face down with her ass sticking out like a cat.
On one side, Han Soo-ji was biting her nails while looking at Reina with contemptuous eyes. Well that makes sense. I was surprised too, so how must that Flame Spear Bitch feel.
"Yoo Eun-ha. Did you really have to win like that?"
Who told you to make us spar? Firebat's been acting too arrogant lately.
"A win is a win no matter how you get it."
I was taking it seriously but Reina's the one who changed the genre to adult content. Not me.
Maybe this is actually staying true to the source?
Divine Sword Unparalleled itself belongs in the light novel genre. It should have this kind of comedy.
Or maybe Reina really is that kind of pervert.
I should probably stay away from Reina for a while.
Anyway.
"Fuck. The sky's getting dark again."
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At Hanseong Academy lunch time is divided between eating at the student cafeteria or buying from the store.
I rarely attend the Academy so I didn't know, but the student cafeteria is packed during lunch with people I've never seen.
Like students from other classes. And seniors exist too.
The funny thing is, pretty much everyone's looks are above average. As expected of an academy the protagonist attends?
"But you eat so little. Can you really move properly like that?"
That was Reina who was moaning "heung" earlier, now sitting next to me.
"I can go days without eating."
"...Is that human?"
"Maybe not?"
I'm fine just drinking sugar water.
I just eat as a formality. Ah, but I do like snacks.
Like cake, smoothies, or tapioca and such.
I could eat those endlessly. If money wasn't an issue that is.
Come to think of it, I earned 1 million won recently right?
With that money I bought various snacks sold at the store.
Cheesecake, tapioca, macarons. And so on.
"You'll get fat like that."
Reina's nagging from the side.
Fat? Who? Me? Don't make me laugh.
"I don't gain weight even eating pork feet before bed okay? Kyaruk. Kyaruruk."
"I will definitely defeat you one day!"
"H-heung. Heuik."
"W-why are you suddenly making those weird moans?"
Why do you think?
"No, these are the moans you made earlier. I even recorded them here."
I took out my phone and showed a recording file.
Of course it's a bluff. Why would I have recordings of a woman moaning?
"G-give that to me! Kyaak!"
"Hey, what are you doing, you pervert!"
Reina collapsed onto my chest and started struggling.
What's she trying to do? Is she asking to get eaten? If she struggles one more time, since this is a dream I'll go beyond scissoring and tear her apart.
"Damn. I'm really not full at all."
"Can you feel that? More importantly, want to get off? The Flame Spear Bitch and Choi Si-woo are staring uncomfortably."
"Ugh."
No, to be precise, they both have different looks.
The Flame Spear Bitch is glaring fiercely at Reina, while Choi Si-woo watches contentedly.
Those faces really piss me off. Am I going to get labeled as a lesbian at this rate?
And that actually happened.
That night. Posted on Hanseong Academy's anonymous bulletin board.
Title: Is Yoo Eun-ha Les?
[GIF of Yoo Eun-ha spanking Reina during sparring]
[GIF of Yoo Eun-ha and Reina embracing intimately in cafeteria]
I hate lesbians but those two look good together.
Let me join too ladies
Boarding the Reina ship.
Han Soo-ji ship will rise one day sg
What about Choi Si-woo?
Obviously means Yoo Eun-ha swings both ways.
Or maybe Yoo Eun-ha has a d*ck.
Fuck.
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