Chapter 13: Early Villain Kim Seung-joon

What the fuck. I'm not some Casanova... no, anyway I seem to be completely branded as a les now.

And what's with this Han Soo-ji and Reina coin thing.

I can't stop saying "fuck" out loud. Even Choi Si-woo showed up.

No, I have no intention of putting an erect penis in my hole.

"Wait, can't I just not date anyone? Can't I just say 'I hate people so I don't like men or women'?"

I decided to try writing it out.

Title: Yoo Eun-ha Hates People So Doesn't Like Anyone

I saw in middle school, they don't like men or women.

Says they'll live alone forever.

­Bullshit, so you gonna fuck a succubus or dragonkin or slime then? And why bring up middle school stories?

­Fuck, succubus yuri scissoring is hot though.

­By nature females need penis in uterus sex.

­Looking at how she openly works on Han Soo-ji and Reina by spanking their asses in the sparring grounds, isn't it obvious? Yoo Eun-ha's a total player.

­Rumor is she doesn't even spare young girls.

­You mean married women right fuck, with that size difference how could it work with young girls.

The fuck, I wrote it myself but I'm being treated like a player.

I figured there was no helping it after being branded as les by Han Soo-ji. But why are they so fired up about this?

No, even so I'm not into young girls.

Ah, married women might be hot. But at least I'm not into young girls.

Right. This is just a dream anyway. What's wrong with being treated as les?

Si-woo that crazy bastard is definitely an NTR-loving piece of shit. That setting got attached because this is a dream. He's the type who'll throw his wife at me for scissoring later.

Right. I'll proudly become les.

"Come to think of it, Bbeum-mi was pretty cute too."

Just need to tape her mouth shut for the concept, and try it.

No, that would be rape. That's not what's important right now anyway.

It's that fucker Kim Seung-joon. I want to deal with him quickly but Si-woo needs to kill him after he becomes a Mutant to grow.

That's the kind of trial it is.

But it's annoying to just sit back and watch.

He's targeting me now in the first place. This has completely twisted from the original.

"No way. No way, but he wouldn't do something crazy like becoming a Mutant because of me right? He was just throwing a fit about not getting the Divine Sword originally."

Choi Si-woo is the real problem in the first place.

Something's weird. He wasn't this relaxed in the original. He was righteous and pushed what he believed in like an idiot, but he didn't act cocky just because of the Divine Sword, and rather the Divine Sword didn't just lend him power to train him.

Of course, even if the Divine Sword wanted to pour power into someone who wasn't ready, it couldn't since that would kill the Avatar.

In the original, Choi Si-woo struggles against Kim Seung-joon.

"What should I do."

Maybe not going to the Academy is the answer?

Honestly isn't it about time to wake up from this dream?

"Would killing myself wake me up from this dream? What do you think?"

"......"

That guy in the black suit still doesn't answer. Whatever.

But I can't just space out either. If I leave Kim Seung-joon alone the Academy is in danger. The Academy takes up half the original story but Kim Seung-joon's rampage will ruin it.

If I use Acceleration repeatedly I could probably handle Kim Seung-joon.

Or I could run away.

First Si-woo's actions are important too. Why he's acting so relaxed for some reason. Originally that guy was a sword-swinging maniac who trained all the time except for sleeping and eating because he admired Yoo Jin-seok and wanted to become strong like him somehow.

But that lunatic is leisurely watching what I do.

"I feel like I'm some guinea pig experiment."

I'm really curious what that bastard is thinking. But the problem is he probably won't answer even if I ask.

For now I have no choice.

Just have to follow the Events. All I have is Acceleration and Parallel Circuit besides friendliness after all.

Then I need to find out information about Kim Seung-joon.

His profile is just a guy who acts up at the Academy. Nothing else. Now that the original is twisted, who knows what settings he has.

Come to think of it, Geum Tae-yang gave me a business card.

­White Hair noona, this is something I run secretly.

­You crazy bastard, is it some illegal club?

­No noona, I'm doing this to earn tuition money. It's like an investigation agency. Since you saved me today I'll give you one free service.

Honestly I don't want to contact him again. You know. It's Geum Tae-yang. Idiots like Reina and Han Soo-ji who get turned on just from getting spanked are easy to handle.

That won't do. The Heroines have to face the Seven Deadly Sins later and deal with Gates appearing worldwide.

But for now I need to survive.

No, even in a dream I still have survival instincts. So I decided to place an order.

Ding

Not long after texting Geum Tae-yang, a reply came already.

NTR Professional Actor: Noona is this bastard an orphan?

Yoo Eun-ha: I'm a fucking orphan too asshole. Besides that.

NTR Professional Actor: Sorry and besides that he spends time doing suspicious things at home except Academy hours and also gathers all kinds of info about the Divine Sword?

Those suspicious things might be related to becoming a Mutant.

Looking into the Divine Sword huh.

Ah! I forgot about that. Originally Yoo Eun-ha had no presence so it was buried but she's Divine Sword User Yoo Jin-seok's sister.

So since he couldn't get the Divine Sword, he's raging at me his sister. Plus since I'm strong that's coming out.

In other words I could be his target now too. That's what this means.

Especially as the 2nd Divine Sword User. Since this body is doing better than Choi Si-woo who's called the 2nd Divine Sword.

NTR Professional Actor: And he has a bullying record from middle school?

Yoo Eun-ha: Why?

NTR Professional Actor: They say he learned some weird shit.

Yoo Eun-ha: Black God Church?

NTR Professional Actor: Could be. Bullied kids always have a reason you know.

Yoo Eun-ha was close to being bullied through middle school too. Seems this bastard lived up to his looks.

Beating up weak kids, stealing other people's girls, that kind of guy.

Well still, since he worked hard this time, I decided to give him 6 mint choco gift certificates usable at ice cream shops.

Yoo Eun-ha: Good work.

NTR Professional Actor: Wow. Noona. Wow this is a bit.

I can hear him trembling from here.

NTR Professional Actor: How did you know I like mincho? Fuck with 6 I can eat all day. Thanks thanks

This guy turned out to be someone I can't associate with.

He even used all 6 mincho gift certificates in under 5 minutes. Not an act but genuine.

NTR Professional Actor: People who don't know the charm of mincho are pitiful. Right noona?

Since I couldn't deal with him anymore I just gave a casual "yea".

Well then, the investigation of Kim Seung-joon is done.

To summarize the results, he was into weird stuff and got bullied since middle school, and shows excessive obsession with the Divine Sword. Then I caught his eye.

In a bad way. He marked Yoo Eun-ha, Divine Sword User Yoo Jin-seok's sister, as an enemy to vent his inferiority complex.

Around now, he's probably getting a Monster Core implanted or receiving the Devil's power.

"He'll go berserk during the dungeon preliminary exploration."

That's when he enters the dungeon and suddenly rages before transforming into a Mutant inside. The problem is I end up in the same group as that bastard Kim Seung-joon.

According to the original I'll definitely be assigned to Group 3.

Let me recall.

Group 3: Choi Si-woo, Yoo Eun-ha, Kim Seung-joon, Park Jae-sang

Of all things I was in the same group as Choi Si-woo.

No wait. Maybe that's fortunate? He's targeting me now, so having Choi Si-woo in the group might be good.

How much time is left?

According to the schedule it's definitely tomorrow. Tomorrow that incident happens in the dungeon.

"No but the more I think about it, it's ridiculous. Firebat. Why isn't this person telling us info about the dungeon?"

They did that in the original too, but that person really just wants to coast on their Academy professor position.

Originally they're supposed to tell us about the dungeon contents the day before.

Like, let me put it this way. It's like a teacher not telling you about a field trip until the day of.

For now I used my phone to tell this info only to people I know like Reina.

They'll probably get equipment properly themselves.

"Huh? Wait. Then I'm the problem."

Reina has the "World Tree's Spirit Bow" passed down through generations of Elf ancestors. Flame Spear Bitch Han Soo-ji owns the "Flame Flower's Spear" which is a Mythical Grade weapon, and Choi Si-woo who has the Divine Sword isn't even worth discussing.

Then what about me?

"Well fuck."

I can't use Academy sparring weapons either.

Should I use Geum Tae-yang at a time like this? Or Bbeum-mi?

Since they're a big Guild, seems like they'd lend weapons? Right. Since I have Bbeum-mi's number anyway let's try texting.

Yoo Eun-ha: Bbeum-mi

Kim Bbeum-mi: Hawawa. White Hair unni is talking to me.

Acting younger when you're older than me.

Yoo Eun-ha: So I'm going to that Academy dungeon exploration tomorrow. I was wondering if I could borrow a blade type weapon. You know, since my sword broke in the Cloud Dungeon.

Kim Bbeum-mi: Ah, rather than lending I can give you one. I lived thanks to unni back then so I can get you one.

Yoo Eun-ha: Then around when.

Kim Bbeum-mi: I'll look into a sword today, please tell me which dungeon you're going to tomorrow. I'll give it to you in time.

As expected of Kim Bbeum-mi. Look at her casually offering up a sword.

Is this women's loyalty?

I'm worried she might ask for something later, but right now I need a weapon to deal with Kim Seung-joon. Can't help it. I have a lot to prepare to face Kim Seung-joon who'll suddenly stab me in the back tomorrow.

"Would be nice if that gloomy old man helped."

By now it honestly seemed crazy how naturally I sat in the chair and formally tapped the keyboard.

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The next day, at Hanseong Academy, as expected, Firebat opened their mouth with a bored expression.

"So today we're going to a dungeon called 'Goblin's Labyrinth' so everyone prepare~"

"W-what, your words were really true?"

Reina was shocked.

She probably didn't know that person called a hero's companion was such an insane person.

Honestly that person is clearly just lazy. Well thanks to that students always come prepared to enter dungeons or Gates in the original.

"Told you that person was like that."

When I shrugged my shoulders, a student far away shouted with courage.

"No, Instructor why are you only saying this now?"

"I'm telling you now aren't I?"

"You should tell us these things in advance!"

"You didn't ask did you?"

As you can see, Firebat. That woman is beyond shameless to the point you can't deal with her with words.

Maybe Yoo Jin-seok gave up because of that shamelessness?

Even if I were a man I wouldn't like a woman like that. She seems like the type to roll around in bed then say "Actually today's my dangerous day."

Surprisingly, truly surprisingly that's Yoo Jin-seok's Firebat route ending.

"There's no hope. Huh?"

Feeling someone glaring at me I turned my head to see Kim Seung-joon's ugly face glaring at me fiercely.

Unlike yesterday, that face fallen to malice. That killing intent atmosphere like he'd kill someone was directed at me.

"Seems he's definitely targeting me."

Until coming to the Academy today I was still grasping at straws thinking Kim Seung-joon would target Choi Si-woo not me.

But that wasn't it.

Shouldn't I just run away right now?

No, someone like him might strike when I'm alone instead. That would be bad.

"Hey Yoo Eun-ha."

"What is it, Divine Sword User Choi Si-woo."

Seeing him narrow his brows unpleasantly at my words made my anger surge.

Who made me end up like this, yet he casually thinks about calling Heroines' names, this beggar.

"Kim Seung-joon's gaze toward you doesn't seem right."

"I know that very well."

That's why I hate you. If you'd just acted boring like in the original it wouldn't be this bad.

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