Chapter 363
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Is this what they mean by “the mouth says no, but the body is honest”?
Besides, Ray was changing a lot compared to the original work.
Instead of taking the standard route of meeting Choi Siwoo, becoming his comrade, and gradually nurturing love, she had fallen down the path of lesbian scissoring that started with a kiss thick with the smell of cigarettes and became obscenely corrupted.
“You’re carrying around a pack of cigarettes. Are you really trying to become my type of woman?”
“Th-That’s.”
“I was wondering why you started wearing perfume recently, and it’s because you’ve become such a chain smoker. What is this cigarette pack?”
A cigarette pack could be seen inside her school uniform.
Considering the original work, you could say it was a truly drastic change.
She used to hate cigarettes so much.
Even in the original work, there was an event where she got picked on by delinquents.
-Hey, Elf older sister. How about it? Your Excellency.
-I hate the smell of cigarettes the most, so could you please leave?
Ray could have handled it alone, but who was our Choi Siwoo? He was the great protagonist.
Naturally, Choi Siwoo himself stepped up and delivered justice realization to those delinquents to his heart’s content.
The problem was that Ray, who hated cigarettes, had reached this point.
Hehehe. I feel a bit sorry since it seems like she ended up like this because of me.
“I-It’s not like I’m smoking entirely because of you!”
“Then?”
At my question, she twisted her flushed body, lowered her head, and spoke carefully in a whisper.
“If I don’t smoke every time I masturbate, I get sexual frustration. I can’t help it.”
“That means you’ve done a ton of masturbation then.”
At this rate, she’s nothing but a pitiful knife-ear.
Wasn’t I the cause of that in the first place, since I tormented her diligently while giving her cigarette-flavored kisses?
Because of that, it was engraved passively into her brain, into this female body, that “I can only cum if I smoke.”
Would it be the same if a cock was shoved in? That question suddenly came to mind.
I guess I’ll have to take responsibility for this.
Her body had become obscene, but she couldn’t even cum without smoking.
To think she would end up with a body like that. It’s a pity.
And so, I am thinking of touching Ray’s pussy right here and now.
“Yu Eunha.”
“Huh?”
Suddenly, an unpleasant guy appeared.
It was Choi Siwoo. And next to him was Han Suji.
Hmm. Based on the current development, is that the case?
The team battle? Or just Ray?
Choi Siwoo somehow seems to be trying to protect me, so could it be the team battle?
“Aren’t we slacking off too much?”
“I know, right. We need to find team members too.”
“Huh?”
It feels like they’re trying to naturally include me in this. Is this right?
“We only need to recruit one more person. Don’t space out.”
Was I naturally made a part of this party at some point.
Anyway, there’s really no answer for this.
At this rate, Is our protagonist boy unable to escape from me?
Or should I just play under Choi Siwoo for now? Who knows, if I do it right, I might be able to seduce several heroines.
That would be absolutely perfect.
So in short, Choi Siwoo saves a heroine, and I scissor with that heroine.
Isn’t that a truly perfect plan!
No one could have ever imagined something like this.
No, still, I need to nitpick what needs to be nitpicked.
How dare someone like Choi Siwoo target me!
I can’t forgive this, you see.
“Why was it decided that I’m joining you guys?”
“What do you mean why? We were originally supposed to do everything together.”
Do what, an orgy?
There’s no way this fucking gay Choi Siwoo would do that.
Then it boils down to the obvious.
Now, then, the question is who exactly is the leader here.
“So who is the leader?”
“Naturally, you’re the leader.”
Why me.
“I see, then we should kick Choi Siwoo out.”
“No, that’s not right.”
“Is that so.”
“More than anything, I have to stick close to you until the team battle starts.”
Are you sticking close to me until the team battle starts, huh?
My, at first glance, you’d think this was a line to hit on a woman.
But it’s Choi Siwoo we’re talking about.
“By the way, why is Choi Siwoo caring so much for Yu Eunha?”
Han Suji suddenly poked at him like that.
I wondered if she was being jealous of me like a proper heroine.
It was the opposite. Our Han Suji was currently jealous of Choi Siwoo.
Hmm, then I should probably save Choi Siwoo here, right?
If I were to blush right now and say “Thank you, Choi Siwoo,” a spear might end up lodged in Choi Siwoo’s stomach.
So I threw my arm around Choi Siwoo’s shoulders.
“This guy is a fucking gay, so he likes my older brother. He’s trying to get on my good side.”
“Wow.”
“No, I think that’s a huge misunderstanding.”
Choi Siwoo shook his head vigorously, but for now, it’s probably more beneficial for him to be called gay.
“But haven’t you been busy lately?”
“I am a bit busy. Still, I plan to get it all sorted out before the team battle.”
“Hoh. I see.”
If that’s the case, then it doesn’t matter.
“The winning prize is a Southern Country Travel Pass. We can go there and run wild in bikinis.”
“Does that mean I can see Ray’s bikini too?”
That’s quite precious.
Just imagining it is fun: putting her in a micro bikini, tightly grabbing and fondling those milk jugs from behind, and slamming into her from the back!
Ah fuck, I don’t have a cock.
Even if I found ways to feel more pleasure through dildos or scissoring, the true sense of conquest comes from a cock, after all.
I’ll have to whine to that author bitch later and get one.
“I’m the one who really wants to see you in a bikini.”
I’ve only just gotten used to wearing a bra and soft women’s panties, and now you want me to run wild in a bikini. There’s a limit to such bullshit.
But if Ray wants it, this is something worth considering.
It’s a proposal that can’t help but be arousing.
“And they say we can go to the ruins of the fallen elves.”
“I know.”
Ray’s face contorted bizarrely.
So what. In the end, it’s a win-win for both of us, isn’t it?
“First, I think we need to know some information about the team battle.”
“Like what?”
“There’s a guy in Class b who is incredible enough to be compared to us.”
Compared to us.
No, probably not. No matter how great he is, could he really be compared to our Choi Siwoo.
I don’t think so. After all, we have Choi Siwoo.
Even if we lose, it would just be Choi Siwoo going easy on them.
“Yeah. He’s a guy rumored to have Cheok Jun-gyeong, known as the greatest general in Korean history, as his Constellation.”
“Why is a guy like that in Class b? Isn’t it based on grades?”
I definitely heard that the Academy decides classes based on grades.
“Class A is, strictly speaking, a privileged class. There probably aren’t many in this class who got in purely based on grades.”
“Then Class b is strictly based on grades?”
“Yeah. That’s why there are guys in Class b who secretly look down on us, saying we’re just riding on our parents' coattails. Choi Siwoo, I, and Ray want to prove ourselves this time.”
Ah, I see. So it’s entirely related to power and such.
No wonder there were kids from Class b who glared at me sometimes.
No, going further, there wasn’t anyone who looked favorably upon Class A as a whole.
To think it was because of the privileged class.
My, I’m learning something good in many ways. No matter what world it is, power is what’s important in the end, isn’t it.
Though pussy is what’s important to me.
If it weren’t that important, would I have attached a pussy and learned the joys of a female?
Anyway, the team battle event is unavoidable.
If I have to enjoy it anyway, it might actually be better.
“Well, fine. I’ll do it.”
I can at least do you the favor.
“Really?”
“Yeah. But I’ll be riding the bus, so figure it out yourselves.”
This is the kind of thing a man has to accomplish, even if just to seduce a woman. Isn’t that right?
You’re supposed to be tough and enjoy popularity among the women.
In short, it means I’ll be taking an unconditional bus ride.
“Where do we find one more person?”
“We have three close-combat fighters in our party. Ray is the only ranged one, so we need to find a tank or a healer. No, even if Choi Siwoo takes on the tank role, we definitely need to find a healer.”
A party with only damage dealers has no solution unless it’s a ridiculously strong party capable of just crushing everything with raw damage.
“Do you have someone in mind?”
“Come to think of it, after that School Nurse villain woman got taken out, a nun is scheduled to come in temporarily.”
The villain school nurse woman.
Ah, there is a heroine who comes next once that bitch is dealt with.
It’s a nun with healing abilities. Is it perhaps the nun I know?
If Choi Siwoo says so, it must be.
“A nun?”
“I think her name was Rosari-ah.”
Rosari-ah was a name I had heard early on.
Nun Rosari-ah is the fourth heroine, following Han Suji, Ray, and Lee Yujeong.
In a modern fantasy, a nun character is naturally a devilish character bound to attract otakus. Naturally, she was very popular within the work as well.
Based purely on the description, she had platinum blonde hair, was from the United Kingdom, and was a truly flawless nun.
There was even a saying that she was by far the best among the heroines.
The unfortunate part was that she supposedly read BL stuff behind people’s backs.
But seeing her here for the first time, I only have one thing to say.
Then, there is something to say here.
“Is she pretty?”
“Sigh.”
At my casually tossed out words, the Flame Prostitute and Ray sighed.
These pussies dare to sigh.
“What? Why? Is it wrong for a man to be into a woman? Is it so wrong for a male to be into a female?”
“No, you’re a female.”
“What do you mean female? In my heart, at least, I am a male who pounces on a woman.”
My heart, at least, is that of a man.
Therefore, even the pussy this body of Yu Eunha possesses, I consider mine while simultaneously feeling pleasure with the mindset of a man.
So I am a female and a male at the same time.
Being a male and a female at the same time, I am merely scissoring with Choi Siwoo’s heroine.
“Isn’t that a gender identity disorder?”
“True, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say those obscene movements belong to a man.”
Obscene movements. That’s a compliment to me.
If so, what more needs to be said? I should be the one to win over that nun.
I will pounce on her just like a man and completely dominate her like a man.
“Then fine. I’ll try to win over that nun.”
“It’ll be tough, you know? She’s quite famous in the United Kingdom, after all.”
“The higher her value, the more rewarding it is to conquer her.”
Shall we then go meet our nun?
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There is a church on the grounds of Hanseong Academy.
This church originally served as a simple church, but.
This church has the nun that Choi Siwoo mentioned.
Slipping into the church, I saw a neat, platinum blonde woman.
And a black nun’s habit.
At first glance, she might just seem like a simple nun. But this isn’t a church for the Jesus we know or anything like that.
The being that nun serves is the Otherworld Goddess.
Strictly speaking, she is a goddess, but in this world, she is a being called a Constellation.
At first glance, you could call it a cult.
In reality, that Constellation’s abilities have been verified, so it’s on a completely different level from those who worship Dahaka, the Evil Dragon who could appear at any time.
Furthermore, Dahaka is literally the Axis of Evil.
“I wonder what it’ll be like.”
What will that nun’s pussy taste like?
Will it be a holy nun-flavored pussy.
Or a pussy-flavored nun? I’m really curious. After all, I’m someone who has already eaten Ray and Han Suji. I even devoured Lee Yujeong right away.
And now a nun on top of that. This is basically our Choi Siwoo offering up a heroine and begging me to devour her.
I expected it. But to think Choi Siwoo would get the job done this quickly!
Nun Rosari-ah.
A woman who exists in a completely separate position from the Hunters belonging to the place called the Round Table, where the top Hunters of the United Kingdom gather.
She is also called the mascot of the United Kingdom.
In short, if I satisfy that Nun’s pussy and make her mine, I might even be able to bring the United Kingdom’s Round Table to my side.
I confidently walked into the Church.